In honor of black history month
 

Because February is black history month, I call it something else but people would bitch and moan at my nickname for it, I thought that this song about blacks and whites getting together would have no relevance what so ever... but fuck you because I like it. It's called 1-2-3 Slam by Guttermouth if you want to find and actually hear the thing... bitches.


okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
one was white
one was black
i bet you think you're glad
i'm a half breed
just look at me
my skin is fair yet tan
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

kinky hair when i wake up
and straight when i go to bed
my dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
my mother she's a honkey
my dad's kentucky fried
i don't know what the hell i'm on
so 1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
it's hot dogs on friday nights
the chicken's country fried
my dad says "yo boy pass the peas!"
my mom says pass the squash
i need something to ease the pain
so i'll go downtown and get some downers
i'm going down
i'm going do-own
i'm going down baby
down baby
take me down

whoa, man, i'm a little bit slow
but i've got to get up somehow
got no money
just a good idea
let me tell you how
i'll steal my parents credit cards
oh yes i'll rip them off
i'll go downtown to where dad works
and get myself some cocaine

now i'm high, and i'm not shy
i'll get it off my chest
my mom is white, she thinks she's always right
she thinks that she's the best
my dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
i don't know what the hell i am
so1, 2...1, 2, 3 slam!!!

When's White History Month...

I think you've got a career there.

Who?[/b]

*In an effort to piss at least one person off* White history month is every month, as the black folk say... and do you know why? Because white people are better. *Sitting back to watch the reaction*

Thats what i say mother fucker !!
The NAACP would be up in arms if we had a "White History Month"!! Fuck everyone, i hate liberal & politically correct pussies!!

Yea for the white man !!

Let them have their month, we have the other 11.

lmao. ya, true

Why are they called African-Americans, just like Mexican-Americans, or Arab-Americans/Muslim-Americans...you get the point...it's stupid, because we are all AMERICANS!

Then since my background is Scottish, and Russian, and European, should than I'm European-American...

if i went to africa, would i be an american-african? lol...thats so retarded, bah hake:

Well, i guess i'm Austrian-Italian-American !!
Fuck that, I'm "AMERICAN"

No, you'd be called crazy, because why do you want to go to Africa?

white american month? fuckin selfish

there should be a NAMBLA month

[quote:da26f]white american month? fuckin selfish [/quote:da26f]
why are people so angry if someone is selfish?

Yeah, i really wish my birthday was in a different month. All of Feb. is about how ALL the whites were awful to ALL the blacks. fudge, Feb even has a "ghey" birthstone -- Amethist (purple)

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lol no one here has watched "eyes on the prize" only 40 years ago, nearly every person in chicago supported the swastika and white pride

i dont understand why I can be called a cracker all day in school by black kids, here cracker and other anti-white statements by famous blacks and then hear about a white senetor being removed from the Senete majority seat because he said something in honor of a racist man. Is the world lopsided?

who cares, does cracker really offend you?

Hey Mike, the next time a spook calls you a cracker, thank him for the compliment. You see, the master with the whip was referred to as a "cracker" cause thats what he did...he cracked the whip on the slaves ass!!

just call them niggers lmfao

oh man this thread is gonna be blocked and all of us banned oOo:

I hope so...even joking about this type of stuff is stupid.

damn racists, must be kkk members

LoL

I've created something evil... I love this shit. Fuckin coons... if you really want to celebrate black history month with gusto, find the song "nigger hatin me", and blair it out your car at school.

If it wasn't for the fact that many(most?)people were ignorant of the contributions of blacks to American history, Black History Month would not even be necessary. The sad fact is, many people still do not believe or do not realize what pivotal roles blacks and other minorities have played in the building of America.

I wish Black History Month were not necessary. It would demonstrate tha the need for African-Americans to be especially recognized to compensate for their still very glaring exclusion from history was no longer an issue. They would get their rightful mention in our historical texts, but sadly, they do not. As a result, Black History Month is warrented. Here at the University of Arizona the Center for African American Studies made a small museum lined with accomplishments from Blacks in science, academics, military history, social reform, literature, etc. I have lost count of how many times I heard:

"I didn't know that a black man helped invent that. . ."

"Blacks fought in the American Revolution. . .?"

"Some of the most decorated units in our military history were black units. . .?

"I love that guys music, i didn't know he was black. . ."

And it goes on. So, I will say this. The day Black History Month is no longer seen as being needed by society, it will be a great day in America's history.

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Bullshit !! What about all the other joking going on (French, Canadiens, Americans, Iraqis, etc,etc)

See?, this is what i'm talking about. Lets all be politically correct because we're talking about black pe...ahem, i mean "African Americans".

....fuck that !!

[quote="Old Reliable":e9105]damn racists, must be kkk members[/quote:e9105]
ahh so you support the rights of the black people to call white people honkeys and crackers but you don't support people calling blacks niggers? Great logic.

Refresh my memory. This thread was started. . .why?

im not racist i just hate being called racist names

I don't joke about that

hell, If assholes like you populate America, I guess I was fucking right about it.

frankly i could give a shit what anyone calls me, but most people dont think like that and their feelings get hurt...well fuck them but sometimes you gotta watch it

[quote:96b31]Here at the University of Arizona the Center for African American Studies made a small museum lined with accomplishments from Blacks in science, academics, military history, social reform, literature, etc. I have lost count of how many times I heard:

"I didn't know that a black man helped invent that. . ."

"Blacks fought in the American Revolution. . .?"

"Some of the most decorated units in our military history were black units. . .?

"I love that guys music, i didn't know he was black. . ."
[/quote:96b31]
This is interesting logic, by considering we are all homo-sapiens and have the same physiological and mental capacities(generally speaking), then anyone of any race should be able to acomplish feats like these, given they put work into something. But by infering it took something special to do these things seems to me like they are making black people sound inferior inadvertently...

I knew this thread was going to come to this. hake:

Even if you are called "crackers" or "niggers" "sheenies" "spics" "chinks" "kikes", are you going to demean yourself to the level of a bigot by responding with a racial slur? That makes no sense. Whatever race you may be, prove yourself the better person and don't condescend to that level.

no, more likely their trying to educate people that think that blacks are just uneducated people that can't speak correctly or do anything useful

This is interesting logic, by considering we are all homo-sapiens and have the same physiological and mental capacities(generally speaking), then anyone of any race should be able to acomplish feats like these, given they put work into something. But by infering it took something special to do these things seems to me like they are making black people sound inferior inadvertently...[/quote:89263]


In the 1700's blacks in the colonies were declared 1/4 of a person.

Many people in the 1800's justified slavery by saying that it was better for blacks to be owned by whites, because they could be taken care of. they were incapable of living on their own and did not possess the mental faculties to learn to read or write.

In World War II black soldiers were initially not allowed rifles because it was feared they would injure themselves die to the "complex mechanism" of the weapon.

Blacks were not allowed to become paratroopers because it was the consensus among the Army High Command that "Negros do not have the necessary dexterity to operate a parachute". That was from an official Army report.

I understand what you're saying Blitz. You would think so in terms of us all being human, but it took 400+ years for blacks to be recognized as people in the U.S. This memorial gets their accomplishments known. I think it highlights that they are just as equal.

Oh god we had a guest speaker today at school, he talked about black people who had "famous accomplishments" but wern't reconized as much.
He talked about this one black doctor guy who was "the second african-american to graduate from Harvard".

Whop-de-fucking-do
What about the other 300 or some white guys? Just cause the guy was black it's more important? Racism goes both ways, Blacks shouldnt bitch and moan about "being viewed differently" when they went and got their own month, affirmative action, NAACP, Jesse Jackson and all that shit.

did you miss the post above you?

Bunch of fucking racist bigots...I thought your nation had moved somewhere since the 1960s...Guess fucking not. It's disgusting the way that at the drop of a hat, you can all begin to call people 'coons' and 'ni**ers.'

I find it interesting to see that you all have these feelings built up inside. I bet you'll all deny being racist..."I'm not a racist! I just don't like some of them." Hah!

It makes me fucking sick to my stomach to know that haters like yourselves co-exist on the same planet as me...

[quote="Jedi Marksmen":7be31]Even if you are called "crackers" or "niggers" "sheenies" "spics" "chinks" "kikes", are you going to demean yourself to the level of a bigot by responding with a racial slur? That makes no sense. Whatever race you may be, prove yourself the better person and don't condescend to that level. [/quote:7be31]

Im absolutely in agreement with this statement.