20 things you dont want to hear during sex
 

1.I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2.Ahhhhhhhh... it's cute.
3.Why don't we just cuddle?
4.You know... they have surgery to fix that!
5.Make it dance for me.
6.Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7.Wow, and your feet are so big.
8.It's OK, we'll work around it.
9.Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10.Oh no... a flash headache.
11.(Giggle and point.)
12.Can I be honest with you?
13.This explains your car.
14.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
15.Why is God punishing me?
16.At least this won't take long.
17.I never saw one like that before.
18.But it still works, right?
19.It looks so unused.
20.Maybe it looks better in natural light.
21.Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
22.Are you cold?
23.If you get me real drunk first, then maybe...
24.Is that an optical illusion?
25.What is that?
26.It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
27.Does it come with an air pump?
28.So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

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Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex
 

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":a41b9]17.I never saw one like that before.[/quote:a41b9]

lmao biggrin:

nice list

29. "Honey, im home."

It says 20 things on the title. eek:

hahahaha... that's the best one yet evil:

So.. He added in a few more!

[quote:cd84a]13.This explains your car.[/quote:cd84a]
hehehe freak:

"okay you can go into me now"

31: "is it in yet?"

5.Make it dance for me.


That one's not so bad...heh heh.


Zone

lol, very good.

Why is god punishing me? (its the best)

Zoner, the only images I want to see from you are of the sig, not mental, variety.

Heres another one Who's your daddy. biggrin: lol

100. Well, the condom i got is to large

*Says Extra Small on the package*

As John Leguizamo would say:

"Oh my god. . it's so. . .small!"

"Well I like to think of it as your *kittycat* (censored) is too big!"

ok how did you make that list? have you had expierence lol. j/k Those are hilarious

anyone have anymore?

101. Son, get in here, i need to talk to you about your grades
102. Hunny, can u help me bring in the food?
103."Knock "Knock"
104. Hunny, have you cleaned your room?

I don't get those ones.... eek:

mother walking in

[quote:987aa]19.It looks so unused.[/quote:987aa]
hahaha

oh.. i c now.

"where'd it go"

Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex
 

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":e65c0]
14.Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
23.If you get me real drunk first, then maybe...[/quote:e65c0]

LOL Thats great.

its the parents talking while your fuxoring that hot brunette

What the fuck's that smell?
What are those, blister's?
That scab's gross!

31. You want me to pop that pimple?

32. i didnt know hot dogs came in a small size..

Re: 20 things you dont want to hear during sex
 

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":f8c4c]
2.Ahhhhhhhh... it's cute.
:[/quote:f8c4c]

a girl has said that to me before, i feel so bad now cry:

33. cry:

33. i guess it runs in the family

i cant think of anything

then why did you post?

no idea

"Pyro's is bigger"

Dude - She might as well be talking to a chick, If it's that small... biggrin:

i heard the average was 6 inches.. oOo:

"shit on my stomach"

fuck my ear