fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron
 

i was at work today...i work at a grocery store, not the funnest...but this german guy comes up to me and asks "Vhat aisle is zee zereal in?"

I replied NINE!

kind of lame but it was funny

NEIN! lol, being mean to the Germans? hake:

lol! ahh i would have loved to have been there to see that.

so you told him a number? good job

should have called him a retard... that always gets them.

Or a Nazi.

you should have said "da vinerznitzel is in da back!"

ah Victor, still workin at Sobeys...while when I started my job I make more money than you after you worked for a year.

you shoulda done the salute when saying it. evil:

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":af437]you shoulda done the salute when saying it. evil:[/quote:af437]

hahahaha ...ha....ha... hake:

[quote="Old Reliable":52a3d]so you told him a number? good job[/quote:52a3d]

umm dude, "nein" in english from german is "no"

[quote="Capt. John Miller":84185][quote="Old Reliable":84185]so you told him a number? good job[/quote:84185]

umm dude, "nein" in english from german is "no"[/quote:84185]

duh, but he spelled it "nine"

We still knew what he meant hake:

he implied it as NEIN

but used Nine to make as realize he was telling the aisle as well.

didnt know we had people who dont take jokes very well

i didnt get it

thats cuz ur a tard

Hurricane i would like you to meet Old Reliable

Re: fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron
 

...you could have given him the John Cleese treatment:-

"Vee haf no cereal, vee are vaiting on orders...orders vhich must be obeyed!!"
...while goosestepping around nazi saluting and with a finger held flat under your nose... eek:

[quote="Old Reliable":5774a][quote="Capt. John Miller":5774a][quote="Old Reliable":5774a]so you told him a number? good job[/quote:5774a]

umm dude, "nein" in english from german is "no"[/quote:5774a]

duh, but he spelled it "nine"[/quote:5774a]
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"you're" evil:

thank you for the correction Miss Go to hell

man reliable wtf is up with you, i am mafiaman btw, before i left for a while we would be the only ones on mirc chat, and we could have regular conversations..now u just complain all the time..whats wrong??!!

i am a complex man.......

Yah, you guys are looking too far into it. Don't worry man I thought it was funny. Of course I would have took it one step further and shouted "ahhh... zee germans are coming" and I would have run around shouting it at people and then dive into one of the product setups they have. Or maybe started pulling the tabs off of cokes and thorw them yelling "grenate!!!"... or something to that effect.

[quote="Old Reliable":616b4]i am a complex man.......[/quote:616b4]

Complex gobshite more like it. oOo:

gobshite? did you just invent that? if so, congratulations

[quote="Old Reliable":11029]gobshite? did you just invent that? if so, congratulations[/quote:11029]

oOo:


Hardly, its a uk term hence u won't have a clue what it means while i can laugh as i know what it means. biggrin:

then why type it to me if it has no effect?

[quote="Old Retardable":030a0]then why type it to me if it has no effect?[/quote:030a0]


Cause it fucks with your little mind. biggrin:

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oh the SPAM

Re: fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron
 

[quote="Eight Ace":640a5]...you could have given him the John Cleese treatment:-

"Vee haf no cereal, vee are vaiting on orders...orders vhich must be obeyed!!"
...while goosestepping around nazi saluting and with a finger held flat under your nose... eek:[/quote:640a5]

ROFL LMAO!!!!!

well I dont know if someone has pointed this out already but.... this is not an oxymoron at all and it's not even a "bit" of an oxymoron.. it's just Ironic that the german wanted something in asile nine, when it sounds like nein in german...... so just for the record, it is more irony in this story then an oxymoron

hmm... i think someone now is gonna post a "thank you mr obvious pic" or a "wow thats obvious" pic ah well...

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CONGRATULATIONS CHARLIE! YOU PASSED THE TEST! YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER ASS-FUCK! GG!

Fucking Cock-Ranger.

...no Buckweed, I think the oxymoron bit referred to the "fun at work" thread title. freak:

ma...i find this thread so funny today...must be one of those days...lol

[quote="Old Reliable":2bd13]so you told him a number? good job[/quote:2bd13] biggrin:

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whats an oxymoron?