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DeadBolt 03-06-2003 10:54 PM

LoL Read...
 
Although blatently fake, it serves it's purpose as being comical and entertaining... biggrin:

[url:3fb0e]http://www.chaser.com.au/show_story.asp?ID=638&ED=68&CAT=6&NAME=diaz[/url:3fb0e]

Bucknub 03-06-2003 10:57 PM

[quote:4dcdf]What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"[/quote:4dcdf]

hahahahahahaha

Chango 03-06-2003 10:57 PM

hilarious...

03-06-2003 11:02 PM

biggrin: & evil: but hake:
Some people think up the strangest things, hey.

well, it got a little chuckle outa me

Muff Diver 03-06-2003 11:08 PM

If he would have gotten a blowjob he would be my hero biggrin:.

DeadBolt 03-06-2003 11:11 PM

[quote="Muff Diver":97324]If he would have gotten a blowjob he would be my hero biggrin:.[/quote:97324]

That what I'm saying....LOL biggrin:

Simo Häyhä 03-06-2003 11:11 PM

anti loves cameron diaz

Jedi Marksman 03-06-2003 11:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA biggrin:

03-06-2003 11:19 PM

marge they stole my idea

Big Jake 03-06-2003 11:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
OMFG!! that shit is WAY to funny....I wonder if I can get away trying something like that but hell I'll go for Britney Spears first

DeadBolt 03-06-2003 11:33 PM

You would have a better chance of getting Britney to suck you off rather than Cameron Diaz I think....maybe thats cuz she's more of a slut? Or maybe cuz she would feel "bad" for the kid...LOL

I know I would for sure as hell try Britney Spears...muahah.....wait...

Jedi Marksman 03-06-2003 11:37 PM

I really like his father's attitude. "He never asked for much. Just fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels".

Um. . .Okay. biggrin:

03-06-2003 11:38 PM

who wouldn't want a bj from cameron?

cameltoe 03-07-2003 12:32 AM

a gay guy?
but i think id think hed have the best chance with kristina augilera

Jedi Marksman 03-07-2003 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
a gay guy?
but i think id think hed have the best chance with kristina augilera

Pamela Anderson.

cameltoe 03-07-2003 01:42 AM

heh his dad couldve just bought a prostitute who looked like cam diaz instead of wasting all that time looking for the real hoe

Jedi Marksman 03-07-2003 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
heh his dad couldve just bought a prostitute who looked like cam diaz instead of wasting all that time looking for the real hoe

You're forgetting that's his son, dude.

DeadBolt 03-07-2003 03:13 AM

I wouldnt mind Cameron at all...lol...but Britney is higher on the list biggrin:

Big Jake 03-07-2003 10:39 AM

Yeah definitely Britney Spears first. She would have felt so sorry for the little poor 15 yr old kid who is dying so she would have been glad to suck him off. Hell, if the kid was real lucky, he could blow his load in her mouth and she would have been more then happy to swallow it. biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

03-07-2003 11:02 AM

There was a REAL story about a dying kid whose last wish was to have sex (albeit not with a celeb)

the scandal started when some John Ass-Croft "morality" types started spouting their usual rhetoric

Argon 03-07-2003 11:20 AM

Funny stuff.

Bazooka_Joe 03-07-2003 01:12 PM

Funny but please don't post links like this.

03-07-2003 01:24 PM

kid just wants a bj

Captain Bunny 03-07-2003 01:26 PM

What kind of a world do we live in when we can no longer post links about dying kids wanting a bj?

pest 03-07-2003 01:28 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":12314]What kind of a world do we live in when we can no longer post links about dying kids wanting a bj?[/quote:12314]

Thats the american dream, is it not.

03-07-2003 01:29 PM

[quote="Captain Bunny":e227a]What kind of a world do we live in when we can no longer post links about dying kids wanting a bj?[/quote:e227a]

1939

Captain Bunny 03-07-2003 01:32 PM

or in the days when the interent as we know did not exsist...

DeadBolt 03-07-2003 03:13 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":c288c]Funny but please don't post links like this.[/quote:c288c]

I'm sorry =(...

03-07-2003 03:14 PM

don't be sorry, he's just trying to intimidate you while he establishes his aryan regime

Pyro 03-07-2003 04:01 PM

dude, it's the LEAST she could of done.

Tripper 03-07-2003 04:17 PM

Man - I want a BJ from Diaz. happy:

Machette 03-07-2003 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Man - I want a BJ from Diaz. happy:

who doesn't man


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