Funny ass joke..
 

A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Islands.

Upon returning to England from the far off island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General's office. "Since we weren't actually at war," the General began, "I can't give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated.

What we've decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given 2 pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We'll start on the left, boys, so what'll it be?"

Soldier 1: "The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!"
General: "Very good son, that's 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds"
Soldier 2: "The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!"
General: "Even better son, that's 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds"
Soldier 3: "The tip of me dick to me balls, sahr!" General: "That's a strange request, but drop your trousers, son!
As the general begins the measurement: "My god, son, where are your balls?"

Soldier 3: "Falkland Islands, sahr!"

Re: Funny ass joke..
 

Charming.

isnt it?

Not really.

[quote="Gothic_child180":c9e96]Not really.[/quote:c9e96]

Familiar with sarcasm is you! biggrin:

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Lost cause is you! oOo:

good joke happy:

let me make sure i got this, he lost his balls in the falkland islands?

Hey, I heard that one before.... in a bar..... from a frenchman...

yeah he lost his balls in a different country so he gets an assload of money lmao

[quote="Gothic_child180":75ba7]Not really.[/quote:75ba7]

gothis child dosnt get the joke

w00t

What a pimp

i find that great biggrin:

Wasn't funny.

No, I did.

Thats why.

heh, at least this one was funny, unlike blitz's joke. oOo:

i thought it was f00kin hilarious =)

I tell ya, British humor is indeed weird. eek:

i giggled

[quote="Simo Häyhä":48665]i giggled[/quote:48665]

guys are not supposed to giggle =| M16: eatthis: swordfight: oOo: oOo: oOo: eek: eek: