Ban Together My Fellow Floridians!
 

Today was it....today was the last straw! It's time we repel the invasion so comenly known as "Snowbirds"! The fuckin out of staters who come here thinking they can do whatever they want!

First thing is their shitacular driving! Today as I was going down a busy road that had a speedlimit of 50 MPH, all three lanes were at the same steady pace of 35 MPH. Left lane was sporting a fashionable Maine license plate. Middle was the all too familiar New Jersey plate and, to the left was a Winscosin plate. Most of you think: "Hey Butters, it's Florida! Old people drive slow too!" not so true. Surprisingly most old people comply with the un-written rules of the road where they drive on the right side, or pull over on a single lane road. It also sucks how people drive down my road, at almost a standstill, looking at houses! ARGH!

Another thing that pisses me totally off is that they think they can run this town! Take Sat night for example. There I am in line at the movies with a couple of freinds. BAM! We get cut in line by none other than some kids from Canada who think they're the mack daddies. I so kindly ask them to, step aside. They give me a smirk and tell me " We were here first!" WTF!?!AHHHH! The people across the street from me are from Ontario. I guess they rent a house down here and come now and again. Low n behold they come rollin up on some BMW's. I suppose they have a son, bought 16-17. He gives me the thug kid stare and it just pisses me off!

This is basically me just venting rage after a week of pure hell! mad:

I just got home and all I could think about was how horendious the traffic was from these people and how much stuff has sucked...

most of the old folks are from new york, and they go to florida in the winter..good riddence. while your stuggling with them on the road i am driving at 70mph hahaha.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e7ff8]most of the old folks are from new york, and they go to florida in the winter..good riddence. while your stuggling with them on the road i am driving at 70mph hahaha.[/quote:e7ff8]

LOL!!!!

Yeah we get them here in Arizona, drivinf on the damned Interstate in the LEFT lane at 55 mph. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

the benefits of living in a cold climate biggrin:

"The Thug Stare?"

Simple Solution....Get a 'posse' and proceed to intimidate this infidel from car windows etc. He can't have a 'crew' of his own - He's from Canada.

So you would rather pay property taxes than have all those damn tourists pay that inflated sales tax Florida has to make up for it. Face it butters the tourists keep your ecomony alive, if it wasnt for them you might earn less money. dont bite the hand that feeds you

Damn Butters I hear you. Having lived in Florida for 24 yrs im sick of it. They cant drive for shit and the smell like mothballs.

The old shits screw everything up. they live here 6 months out of the year, get on the city council and take away all the fun things like lap dances (lap dances were banned here for about 6 months) and raves. WTF

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":a4889]So you would rather pay property taxes than have all those damn tourists pay that inflated sales tax Florida has to make up for it. Face it butters the tourists keep your ecomony alive, if it wasnt for them you might earn less money. dont bite the hand that feeds you[/quote:a4889]

The snowbirds are notoriously cheap and we could do without them. The part that really bohters me is that they dont really contribute that much to the tax base, yet they are full of suggestions on how we can be more like they were at home.

2 of my favorite bumper stickers seen recently:

You love new york?? Take I-95 north.

We dont give a shit how you used to do it up north.

And us floridians pay plenty of taxes. No state income tax, but everything else is bled dry - gas, sales tax (7%), booze, cigs, motels, etc. - plus lots of local taxes - property, addtional sales tax, fees and assessments, communications, etc.

If all americans traveling out of the country act the same way these northerns act while they are in florida, its no wonder the rest fo the world hates us.

Yeah, butters i can agree with you on this one. I live in Pennsylvania, but I did go down to Miami once for the Orange Bowl in 2002-2003. WOW! There are soooo many fucktards driving from out-of state. and YES, the New Jersey Drivers are the WORST IN THE COUNTRY! My friends and I always count how many driving errors they make when we get behind one on the road. We once counted 39 mistakes in a half hour! They are truely the armpit of the nation.

Actually there are REAL shit drivers here in virginia, worse than NJ, believe me.

Floridians suck. oOo:

I lived there for 3 years, and hated it.

las vegas is a fucking hell hole at about 5pm. people come in with no fricken CLUE how to drive, flip thier car, and we have to wait in 2 hours of dead stops just to get home

[quote:2b08e]And us floridians pay plenty of taxes. No state income tax, but everything else is bled dry - gas, sales tax (7%), booze, cigs, motels, etc. - plus lots of local taxes - property, addtional sales tax, fees and assessments, communications, etc.[/quote:2b08e]

Wahhh. 7.75 Sales Tax, ridiculous tax on booze, cigs (might well be highest in the nation), motels, etc...lol - every year Cable prices go up, crap as gas prices and of course State and Fed income tax. Isn't it just PEACHY!

Not to mention a queer ass Govenor (Davis), and a bunch of Celebs who like to march in the horrendous streets of Hollywood, LA and tell us what to think.

I love in Rochester, NY and its really bad here sometimes. Old people drive usually 10-20 miles slower everywhere, all hunched over the damn wheel with their cokebottle glasses. Old people can teach young people soo much but just dont let them drive

[quote="ED! Ban #126":53455][quote:53455]And us floridians pay plenty of taxes. No state income tax, but everything else is bled dry - gas, sales tax (7%), booze, cigs, motels, etc. - plus lots of local taxes - property, addtional sales tax, fees and assessments, communications, etc.[/quote:53455]

Wahhh. 7.75 Sales Tax, ridiculous tax on booze, cigs (might well be highest in the nation), motels, etc...lol - every year Cable prices go up, crap as gas prices and of course State and Fed income tax. Isn't it just PEACHY!

Not to mention a queer ass Govenor (Davis), and a bunch of Celebs who like to march in the horrendous streets of Hollywood, LA and tell us what to think.[/quote:53455]

sounds like las vegas.

POSSE???
 

what the hell are you talkin about with that posse crap. theres is a simple solution ...if the guy stepped in front of you in line and you didnt like it.. you just ask him to move the rear of line. failing that you escort him to the end of the line. if you dont have the balls for that you shut up buy him some popcorn. TRIPPER it would seem you need help to do just about everything. this whole posse thing is what gets people hurt. two guys should be able to resolve their differences without help from anyone else. if you dont have the balls for it then just leave it alone,shut up and go to the movie.

[quote="Capt. John Miller":c2104]Actually there are REAL shit drivers here in virginia, worse than NJ, believe me.[/quote:c2104]

Yeah you are right, they suck here

Re: POSSE???
 

wow, you take everything too seriously. Not to mention you have social skills like a 70 year old that doesn't care what the world thinks of him.

yeah really, if you get mad at them, they aren't going to give a fuck, show em who's boss. be sure to go to gym before trying that out

[quote="Old Reliable":d9255]yeah really, if you get mad at them, they aren't going to give a fuck, show em who's boss. be sure to go to gym before trying that out[/quote:d9255]

YOU CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT..i call it standin up for yourself. no matter which way it goes the next he wont be steppin in front of you at the movies. and you wont have to buy his popcorn for him.

Re: POSSE???
 

[quote="Garry Coleman":ab0d0] wow, you take everything too seriously. Not to mention you have social skills like a 70 year old that doesn't care what the world thinks of him.[/quote:ab0d0]

Don't worry Coleman, Butch is just jealous cause I cheated on him.

Butch - Are you living in a fucking hole? Two people can't solve fuck all in this day an age....Do you really think if Butters told that kid to go to the back, that he'd do it? HAH! Doing that would just start a fight....And anyways, I wasn't refering to that.....I was refering to the little rimjob who gave the 'thug stare' to Butters from across his street.
We have people like that down here, and the quickest way to deal with them is to intimidate them, then they're like fucking putty in your hands.

Re: POSSE???
 

[quote="Garry Coleman":cb840] wow, you take everything too seriously. Not to mention you have social skills like a 70 year old that doesn't care what the world thinks of him.[/quote:cb840]


your partly right..sayin what you think dont exactly make you the most popular guy in the world. but the point is this. anyone who knows me know exactly where they stand with me. when i may not be 70 yet ...your right about not givin a crap what someone else thinks of me. they either like me or not . its entirely up to them to decide. the same goes for this forum.

Re: POSSE???
 

[quote=BUTCH]
your partly right..sayin what you think dont exactly make you the most popular guy in the world. but the point is this. anyone who knows me know exactly where they stand with me. when i may not be 70 yet ...your right about not givin a crap what someone else thinks of me. they either like me or not . its entirely up to them to decide. the same goes for this forum.[/quote:d02d7]

I think you're weird.

TRIPPER MY BOY

your opinion of me means less to me then anyone ive ever come in contact with. with the possible exception of pyro.

So why are you bothering to reply? Do you want to go steady with me again?

Re: POSSE???
 

[quote=Tripper]Don't worry Coleman, Butch is just jealous cause I cheated on him.

Butch - Are you living in a fucking hole? Two people can't solve fuck all in this day an age....Do you really think if Butters told that kid to go to the back, that he'd do it? HAH! Doing that would just start a fight....And anyways, I wasn't refering to that.....I was refering to the little rimjob who gave the 'thug stare' to Butters from across his street.
We have people like that down here, and the quickest way to deal with them is to intimidate them, then they're like fucking putty in your hands.[/quote:b6e4c]

you make a good point..ive seen that before. what works best is to laugh at the guy. lets him know you think hes RIMJOB as you call it. its been my experience that those guys aint really willin to mix it up unless they know for a fact they will win. when they start talkin crap just say. you know i really dont have time or the desire to trash talk with you.. either make a move or STFU. about 80 percent of the time that takes care of it..the other 20percent can get a lot more exciting..lol

butch you make no sense.

old people are senile

I would take offence to that, but I can't remeber why.

If I want any more lip off of you. I'll rattle my zipper.

LOL - It seems that way.

[quote="Low spark":d5912]I would take offence to that, but I can't remeber why.

If I want any more lip off of you. I'll rattle my zipper.[/quote:d5912]

lol

yuo is teh winnar1!!1(or something)

I have to agree with whoever said they're here 3 months out of the year, yet try to reform our city.

When I used to skate a while back, they tried getting the city to take down my grind box and quater pipe. They did this because I wouldn't let their son skate it. I told him I don't know him and there's barely enough room for me n my freinds to skate on it.

HEY BUTTERS..what part of florida do you live in. i live in tampa. your right about the traffic.

I'm a little more south. I live near Ft. Myers and Naples. My town is Cape Coral. Not too many people know bout it, but it's the 12th largest town in Florida.

i know where it is..its nice down in that area. you ever been to the keys..i spent a week down there a couple years ago. lookin forward to goin back.

[quote="Airborne Butters":24bc7]I have to agree with whoever said they're here 3 months out of the year, yet try to reform our city.

When I used to skate a while back, they tried getting the city to take down my grind box and quater pipe. They did this because I wouldn't let their son skate it. I told him I don't know him and there's barely enough room for me n my freinds to skate on it.[/quote:24bc7]

I just got an image of the FEDEX-Man on a skateboard.

It was not pretty.

Suicide is the only cure now.

[quote="ED! Ban #126":cbff7]

Wahhh. 7.75 Sales Tax, ridiculous tax on booze, cigs (might well be highest in the nation), motels, etc...lol - every year Cable prices go up, crap as gas prices and of course State and Fed income tax. Isn't it just PEACHY!

Not to mention a queer ass Govenor (Davis), and a bunch of Celebs who like to march in the horrendous streets of Hollywood, LA and tell us what to think.[/quote:cbff7]

You wont find me argueing with you on this one. California has us beat, easy. Its a little different mindset out there. I was just out in San Diego for business. Very pretty city, but the people were not nearly as friendly as in the south. They were all friendly enough once you got ot talking to them, but they all looked like they would chew nails before smiling. Different mindset, I guess.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":b8971]Floridians suck. oOo:

I lived there for 3 years, and hated it.[/quote:b8971]

I applaud you for going back north, instead of trying to bring the north to us.

California pwnz florida.

[quote="[2ndS.S.]Enigma":00504]California pwnz florida.[/quote:00504]

If you say so.......