Pants!!
 

Here's a little distraction from all the war-talk around here.

This game is basically taking a line from a movie you love, replacing a word in that line with pants to make it better.

I'll start 'er off:

"I love the smell of pants in the morning! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like pants." - Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore, "Apocalypse Now"


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I dont know wether to laugh or sneeze in my coffee from starbucks. Ill just laugh LOL biggrin:

''I AM in a world of PANTS.'' -Private Pyle, Full Metal Jacket

"up, up up. ..here we go! AK-47, the very best there is. . .when you absolutely positively gotta PANTS every mother-fucker in the room, . .except no subsitutes!" -Ordell Robbie, Jackie Brown

"A Jedi's strength, flows from the PANTS. . .but beware of the dark side!" -Yoda, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

"If I were to send you flowers, where would I. ..Uhh. .hehe, wait let me re-phrase that. What I mean is. . .if I let you SUCK. . .on my PANTS. . .would you be grateful? -Caster Troy, Face Off

I can still remember wat she said to me that day. What dont touch.. My pants.-cant remember the name, SPR

"A Pants. A demon of the ancient world." -Gandalf, LOTR-FOTR.

"Three pants for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne in the Land or Mordor where the Shadows lie." J.R.R. Tolkien

What we do in pants, echoes in eternity!

"Time enough for the PANTS in the grave" Conan the Barbarian

HAW HAW HAW! I don't know why I find this stuff so funny...

"They can take our lives...but they can never take our PANTS!!!!!" - Mel Gibson, "Braveheart"

"I met him 15 years ago. I was told there was nothing left, no concience, no reason, no pants. Even the most rudimentary sense of life or death; of good or evil; right or wrong. I met this six year old child with this blank, pale emotionless face and the blackest pants.........the Devil's pants." - Dr. Loomis describing Michael Myers, "Halloween"


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Kill me before the war is over will you.. It appears that u do not have the better.. Pants, your right my sons wore better... pants. Mel Gibson and that other Guy, Patriot

Uhh first seargent Lipton u organize things here and ill go for.. my pants. Dont know, BOB

hee hee...

I'm on a roll:

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Darth Vader, "Star Wars"

"On my signal, unleash pants." - Russell Crowe, "Gladiator"


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"I think I just shit my pants" - Unknown

"PANTS! The other white meat! PANTS! It what's for dinner!. . .I want my pants-back, pant-back, pants-back" -Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me biggrin:

"I'd like to prezent. . .ze very sexuval, ze very TOIGHT. . .Auzstin Powerz PANTS!" -Goldmember, Austin Powers: Goldmember

''We got a Pants Hawk down we gota Pants Hawk Down'' -Black Hawk Down

''When you die, you see the pants.'' -The Ring

''I see dead pants.....'' -Sixth Sense

''My mommy told me not to talk to pants.'' -Any 6 year old kid

Office Space

Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my Pants-face. PANTS! PANTS! PANTS! You know what I'm talkin' about ... PANTS!

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's pants.
Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.

But while your here you will follow my command or i will have u..pantsed. MelGibson, Patriot

theres nothing more depraved and disturbing than a man in the depths of a pants binge - fear and loathing in las vegas

im gonna pants all over u slut - some porn

Are you wearing pants.... im wearing pants. Robin Williams, Patch Adams

Your jedi pants will not work on me. - Jaba

HAW HAW HAW! I was wondering when someone would use a porn reference!

"Pants not make one great." - Yoda


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Use your pants luke. Let go of your pants luke. Luke trust me and stop grabbing your pants. Obiwan, Star Wars new Hope

Its getting hot in here so hot so take off all your .. pants. Nelly i just wanted to say that biggrin:

Pants, James Pants--->James Bond

"Pants. Why does it always have to be pants?"
Harrison Ford
Raiders of the Lost Ark

"What you choose to call pants, to him is home."
Richard Crenna
Rambo: First Blood Part II

"You know there's more pants out there, you know where they are. Find them, or I'll find you!"
Sylvester Stallone
Rambo: First Blood Part II

"There is no mystical energy pants that controls my destiny."
Harrison Ford
Star Wars

"I don’t know who pants are or where pants come from, but from now on, pants do as I tell pants."
Carrie Fisher
Star Wars

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kanobi. You're my only pants."
Carrie Fisher
Star Wars

"A greater hive of scum and villainy you will not find elsewhere in the pants."
Alec Guinness
Star Wars

"Humans make illogical pants."
Leonard Nimoy
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

"It seems that I have left the pants part of myself back there, on that new born planet."
William Shatner
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

"I've got a fever and the only prescription is more pants" - Zoner91, and where ever he got his quote.

It's from SNL.

Here's a link to the video...it's friggin' HILARIOUS!

http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv

On-Topic: "Jason Voorhees belongs in pants and I'm gonna see that he gets there." - Tommy Jarvis, F13th Pt. 6: Jason Lives


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"These pants are defective."

"We don't have defective pants, we have a defective person out there!"

"Oh God! He hates these pants! Stay away from the pants!"

Steve Martin and other guy from The Jerk.

Never mess with another man's pants. ~ Jack Nicholson playing The Joker in Batman.

Reap havoc and let loose the pants of war!!! Billy shakespear.

Office Space:

Blumburg: Yah...Im going to have to ask you to move your pants downstairs






Milton: Senor...I asked for no pants in my margarita

"36! My girlfriend sucked 36 pants!" <- Dante Hicks (While working as a Clerk)

"In a row?!" <- Random Customer

...From Clerks.

Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans talk about Pants.

"You're wearing Leather Pants?"

"Yeah"

"How much would a pair of them cost"

"I dunno, maybe 500 hundred."

"500 hundred dollars?!"

"Yeah"

"They're pants."

"Yeah"

"You wear 'em"

"Yeah"

"They don't have like a TV in 'em or something?"

"Nope."

"I am very old."

.....From The Last Boy Scout.....And no, I didn't change anything.

Patton: All this stuff about Americans not wanting pants is a bunch of HORSESHIT. Americans naturally love pants

[quote="GreenEggs&Pot":4fd35]Patton: All this stuff about Americans not wanting pants is a bunch of HORSESHIT. Americans naturally love pants[/quote:4fd35]
LOL gg evil:

'IIIIII AM THE PANTS!!' - He-Man

Pants suck. - rainman

"Pants..." -Rei Ayanami

"M.I.C....K.E.Y....P.A.N.T.S" - full metal jacket.

"The hills are alive with the sound of pants. - sound of music

"You think youre real funny pal i eat peice of pants like you for breakfast.

You eat peices of pants for breakfast?

...no....." - Happy Gilmore

"You can do it! cut his fucking pants off!" - waterboy.

"Life is like a box of pant - you never know what youre gonna get" forrest gump

"you think im pants? how am i pants? pants how, like a clown? im here to amuse you? im here to fucking amuse you?! how the FUCK am i pants? - Goodfellas.

"Do not try to bend the pants, instead try to realize the truth. There is no pants."
-Matrix

Sir i think Soble hates us. Cap soble does not hate easy company.. he just hates your .... pants. Winters, BOB