Penis and ball stories :D
 

Since God (AKA Old Reliable) didn't want any balls stories in the other thread, i've decided to make one of my own.

[quote:33403]for the sake of sanity, ENOUGH WITH YOUR PENIS AND BALL STORIES!!!!!!!![/quote:33403]

POST away all of your stories with your balls and penis[/quote]

....Id rather not. eek:

There were two penises, one was called mr bush and the the other was called mr blair, they were best freinds......

Just touch it......Come on...just a lil' bit....Just one touch.....

a greek goddess was created from the sky's(Ouranos) members

i have a penis and HUGE balls ... danke

gg c0kandb4llstein!

What an odd thread...

your intestines might be sinking down into your s@c.......go see some hot woman doctor to see what's wrong biggrin:

or hes got a case of elephantitis like that one guy who had a huge nut sac, ill try and find the vid

maybe this will end the penis stories, check out http://www.rotten.com and look for the guy who got his penis stuck in a mouse trap

[quote="Old Reliable":9f885]maybe this will end the penis stories, check out [url="http://www.rotten.com"]http://www.rotten.com[/url] and look for the guy who got his penis stuck in a mouse trap[/quote:9f885]

Yeah, so you search disgusting websites looking for damaged c0ks? oOo:

Two nuns were walking along a street when they were jumped by two men who started to rape them.
The eldest nun says "forgive us lord, for these men do not know what they are doing"
the second younger nun says "mine does"

[quote="Captain Bunny":1531c]Two nuns were walking along a street when they were jumped by two men who started to rape them.
The eldest nun says "forgive us lord, for these men do not know what they are doing"
the second younger nun says "mine does"[/quote:1531c]
lol, that was a good one....two thumbs up

[quote="Garry Coleman":8839d][quote="Captain Bunny":8839d]Two nuns were walking along a street when they were jumped by two men who started to rape them.
The eldest nun says "forgive us lord, for these men do not know what they are doing"
the second younger nun says "mine does"[/quote:8839d]
lol, that was a good one....two thumbs up[/quote:8839d]

Two thumbs up and a 3rd Leg!

(I'm sorry, I imagined hot nuns)

Remember that cancerous testicle in tomcats? now that was some funny shit>

gg.

My balls arent huge, but they are solid brass, and they clink when I walk.

this naked guy walks in to a convent and one of the nuns sees him and runs to the back of the building were she finds mother tresa and says mother tresa there is a naked guy in the convent what should we do? mother tresa says cut here and here pointing to the corners of her mouth

please do it only if ur not a cardiac person, please im not responsible for secundary effects

[url:55295]http://poetry.rotten.com/do-not-try/[/url:55295]

pvt_hz that is just nasty! Whoever would do that is one demented fuck

LOL, i know that bastard defenitly is insane!! oOo: