iraq j0kes
 

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
I came, I saw, Iran.

Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
Two days.

What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
They both have Kurds in their way.

What is the best Iraqi job?
Foreign ambassador.

Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?
B-52 ... F-16 ... F-14

What is Iraq's national bird?
Duck.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air force

Re: iraq j0kes
 

Im sure some turkish people could also be wondering that... eek:

Hehe, typical country paying out jokes, but always good a for a smile. freak:

pretty clever

[quote:4d366]What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from![/quote:4d366]

Haha! nice! biggrin:

saddam knows where they're coming from, he gets his news from CNN

[quote="Old Reliable":081d4]saddam knows where they're coming from, he gets his news from CNN[/quote:081d4]

God dammit, Old! It's a joke! Laugh!

I dunno, those jokes are very old (replace Iraq with France, Germany, Poland, Russia, Belguim or Newfoundland and it's nothing new). PEOPLE! Work on better jokes!

why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that

[quote="Maple SyRuP":46769]why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that[/quote:46769]
i think differently

[quote="Maple SyRuP":3ae2a]why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that[/quote:3ae2a]

We cant all morn every tragedy as it happens. No one has enough compasion or time for that.

Also, the topic was very clear. Why subject yourself to it if you knew you were going to be offended. No disrespect meant to you or the dying, but dont go around making yourself a victim.

im not im just tring to get theose people some resect

[quote="Maple SyRuP":4ca24]im not im just tring to get theose people some resect[/quote:4ca24]

OK, I understand what you are saying, I am just not in agreement with the sentiment.

[quote="Maple SyRuP":82b13]im not im just tring to get theose people some resect[/quote:82b13]
and you think they have none at all? what makes you high and mighty? hake:

[quote="Maple SyRuP":ced29]why do people do this while some of us are making jokes about this war people are dying in iraq
i think we should lay off the iraq jokes and shit like that[/quote:ced29]

why do you care? the republican iraqis probably make jokes about us like

How many american army can it take to hit iraqi?

none, they shoot british instead, gwahaha

......

[quote="Maple SyRuP":d4e7d]im not im just tring to get theose people some resect[/quote:d4e7d]

stop being suck a sour puss

such*

HAW! There's a good joke!

God, I hate having no edit button.

talk about double standerd. if i posted jokes on americans id get my ass flamed so bad. yet someone posts iraq jokes & everyone laughs hake:

[quote="Sargent_Scrotum":0a705]talk about double standerd. if i posted jokes on americans id get my ass flamed so bad. yet someone posts iraq jokes & everyone laughs hake:[/quote:0a705]

Well, if I posted these jokes on an Iraqi forum, I would expect to get flamed too. Duhhhh...... oOo:

And captain bunny's translation was funny.

I got my own joke:

What's the difference between Baghdad and a waffle?

I dont know any waffles that were bombed by the US!

oOo:

That's Mega Dry-Balls. Work on your material. oOo:

how many american make good sacrifice for allah?

none, only cows are good enough. gwahaha.


whats difference between american soldier and iraqi civilian?

None, american army kill both equally gwahaha


how much gas does it take to kill american?

dont know, but we'll find out soon gwahaha

gwahaha.

gwahaha.

That's funny. angel:

Why do iraqi fight hard in basra?

to make coilition think we have something worth hiding.


What easiest way to kill american?

Let them join american army and kill each other.


why do saddam have many lookalikes?

so when mr speilburg makes movie of war he can portray bad iraqi as all look the same.


Why do british not advance fastly?

they keep say "pardon me if it not much inconvenience, can we drive our tank down you streets?"


Why do coilition let media lead army in shootings?

We not give them iraqi civilian as human shield.

lol

I don't suggest using any of those foreign insults.
I looked at the Russian ones and by the written pronouciation if you said any of those to a Russian he would just laugh at the way you can't say teh words right.