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Rannoch 04-08-2003 11:12 AM

You know the worlds gone crazy....
 
when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, the French thinks the US is arrogant, and Germany doesnt want to go to war.




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pest 04-08-2003 11:28 AM

LOL - thats the best laugh Ive gotten off this forum in a while, thanks.

Wilko 04-08-2003 11:34 AM

When Michael Jackson is allowed to have Children hake:

Wilko 04-08-2003 11:36 AM

and also when a decidedly average Monkey can rise to the position of President of the most powerful nation on Earth oOo:

3/3 Marine 04-08-2003 11:37 AM

I just got this in an email except for 1 more thing.....

When the 3 most powerful men in America are called: Bush, Dick, and Colon

Simo Häyhä 04-08-2003 11:52 AM

hahahahahaha biggrin:

White Rabbit 04-08-2003 11:53 AM

[quote="Captain Wilkins":5b148]and also when a decidedly average Monkey can rise to the position of President of the most powerful nation on Earth oOo:[/quote:5b148]

god bless america biggrin:

Jedi Marksman 04-08-2003 11:56 AM

LOL!!! That's good!

Chronic Diarrhea 04-08-2003 11:57 AM

...when a bunch of flaming homos come to post on a gaming forum based on a washed up WWII game.

White Rabbit 04-08-2003 12:06 PM

when people have their online name as Chronic Diarrhea

Chronic Diarrhea 04-08-2003 12:12 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":236c8]when people have their online name as Chronic Diarrhea[/quote:236c8]

Heh yeah. Don't ask where the hell that came from. I think I had just came home from some dudes house on a weekend when I signed up on this board, so I probably had some real stupid thoughts running through my mind due to alcohol. Note I don't get drunk or anything, but sometimes stupid shit runs through your mind.

3/3 Marine 04-08-2003 12:15 PM

Sometime the day after a good drunk I get Chronic Diarrhea. I believe it's called the beer shitz

Rannoch 04-08-2003 12:37 PM

When you decide to keep the screename you came up with while you were drunk

Bazooka_Joe 04-08-2003 12:38 PM

...When we are all fighting each other, instead of working out our differences.

Captain Bunny 04-08-2003 12:41 PM

Re: You know the worlds gone crazy....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Rannoch
when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, the French thinks the US is arrogant, and Germany doesnt want to go to war.




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I posted that last week. Where's my cookie?

Shroom 04-08-2003 01:28 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":44533]...When we are all fighting each other, instead of working out our differences.[/quote:44533]

This will happen... NEVER since the world is never at peace...

*Sings* Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends.....

Tripper 04-09-2003 12:03 AM

...When MILFs exist....

Think about it....Did MILFs exist back in the day? I think not.

---> Thank god for teen pregnancies. biggrin:

cameltoe 04-09-2003 12:16 AM

the french are calling americans arrogant and the germans dont want to go to war

Tripper 04-09-2003 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
the french are calling americans arrogant and the germans dont want to go to war

That's in the initial post. C'mon Camel....You gotta originate!

Chronic Diarrhea 04-09-2003 12:24 AM

...when the AA.com forums have an edit button.

cameltoe 04-09-2003 02:10 AM

.. WHEN THE AA.COM FORUMS ARE UP
.. WHEN YOU SHOOT A LOAD IN YOUR EYE
.. WHEN YOU WALK IN ON YOUR GRANDPARENTS DOING THE NASTY
.. WHEN JOE DOESNT HAVE AT LEAST ONE POST IN EVERY THREAD biggrin:

04-09-2003 04:26 AM

When you get a hemoriod from drinking beer, smoking and coughing your guts up. Then it hurts yer butt when you shit. Plus it's itchy as hell. Then you gotta put this cream on your butt, which means you have to actually touch your butt hole. After that, you have to look at your butt hole with a mirror somehow to see if it's getting better. It hurts to sit down, it hurts to ride my scooter, it hurts to wank, it hurts to lay down - so you must lay on your side...... uuhhh... cry:


.... when aa.com gets updates on the main page nearly every day


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