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ED 04-11-2003 09:08 PM

POSTAL2: LET SOME STEAM OFF BY SETTING GARY COLEMAN ON FIRE
 
The oppurtunity to take pics in this game of just the most...fucked up stuff is too hard to pass bye...

Here's the start of my MONDAY.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/POSTAL1.jpg[/img]
Too bad ya cant light the dog-shit on fire.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/POSTAL4.jpg[/img]
Sporty-Bitch gets whats coming to her. A mouthful of urine, then vomit. WHEE!!!!!
(you actually here her gasp for air as if shes really swallowing a stream of urine - nice)

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/POSTAL5.jpg[/img]
And here my urine is TOO much for her.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/POSTAL6.jpg[/img]
Respectful, law-abiding member of society...

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/POSTAL7.jpg[/img]
I hate arcade workers.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/POSTAL9.jpg[/img]
Some justice for our slain officer!

Vance 04-11-2003 09:15 PM

What the hell? lol

04-11-2003 09:16 PM

whoa, what game is that? Looks so fun!

Slinky2397 04-11-2003 09:17 PM

Postal 2. I just installed the demo, going to go play it in a bit.

04-11-2003 09:20 PM

whered u get it? Is that the demo there, cuza it looks so fun!

ED 04-11-2003 09:25 PM

[quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":298f9]whered u get it? Is that the demo there, cuza it looks so fun![/quote:298f9]

It's the expanded-demo with all features open.

Vance 04-11-2003 09:33 PM

So you can piss in peoples mouths?

04-11-2003 09:38 PM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":cc738][quote="[1st] Maj.Sclass12":cc738]whered u get it? Is that the demo there, cuza it looks so fun![/quote:cc738]

It's the expanded-demo with all features open.[/quote:cc738]
whered you get it? The expanded demo that is

Cpt. Obvious 04-11-2003 09:38 PM

Dude where did u get it i searched for it and didnt find it

Old Reliable 04-11-2003 09:38 PM

what the shit?

ED 04-11-2003 09:43 PM

mIRC.

And if you piss on someones head - you can hear them gurgling your urine.

I got a pic of me peeing in her face, but I'm too lazy to post it.

Load times are a bitch though. About 30-40 seconds to load, and to load in-between areas.

PFC. Berquist 04-11-2003 09:43 PM

Link please...

Ferich 04-11-2003 09:43 PM

http://www.3dgamers.com has the Demo, and what's the plot behind it? Do you just go around fucking people up, or is there some riot? Confused. oOo:

ED 04-11-2003 09:45 PM

The point is to go around about your daily activities. Of course people piss you off so -

You...


Go..

POSTAL!!!!!!

04-11-2003 09:46 PM

how do u piss in people's mouth? Seems fun biggrin:

Ferich 04-11-2003 09:51 PM

I'd like to piss in your mouth.

ED 04-11-2003 09:51 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/JIHADMILK.jpg[/img]

Heres some JIHAD GOAT MILK for ya.

And you just Unzip your pants and AIM for the head ya b00n. oOo:

ED 04-11-2003 09:58 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/COLEMAN.jpg[/img]

Notice the appearant sponsor of the book - and the great editing job.

Slinky2397 04-11-2003 10:06 PM

It's quite crazy. Hmm, wish I could find a line in a config file to get rid of the time limit. It's not my type of game (rampage type with no fucking point) but it's interesting, and I like the effects, and it's the worst game I've ever played (violence, language wise)

Pyro 04-11-2003 10:16 PM

LMAO...games these days

Ferich 04-11-2003 10:28 PM

Yeah, the Government will be bitching about this one.

ED 04-11-2003 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Yeah, the Government will be bitching about this one.

And [url=http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/postal2/news_6024980.html:e9d94]press releases[/url:e9d94] like these aren't going to make things ANY easier.

Cpt. Obvious 04-11-2003 11:00 PM

This is the funniest game ive ever seen.

cameltoe 04-11-2003 11:21 PM

is the full out yet?

ED 04-11-2003 11:34 PM

Fun with matches...
 
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/CROWD1.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/CROWD2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/CROWD3.jpg[/img]

So wrong...so VERY VERY wrong.

Bucknub 04-11-2003 11:54 PM

holy fuck.... thats AWESOME!!

DeadBolt 04-11-2003 11:58 PM

That game looks completely insane.

Slinky2397 04-11-2003 11:59 PM

Haw, I think this game has ban written all over it in the future. It will also get labeled "Influence to school shootings and rapes"

ninty 04-12-2003 12:11 AM

[quote="ED! Ban #127":1d1e5][img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/COLEMAN.jpg[/img]

Notice the appearant sponsor of the book - and the great editing job.[/quote:1d1e5]

Glad to see they can spell properly. oOo:

Old Reliable 04-12-2003 12:13 AM

welll.......they did quote Gary directly........

Jedi Marksman 04-12-2003 01:07 AM

This game is twisted. biggrin:

Jedi Marksman 04-12-2003 01:11 AM

You know, looking at some of these photos, I can't believe they got this game to market.

JBird 04-12-2003 01:14 AM

omg ! burnt corpses...jihaad milk rofl! looks like a good time waster/ aggression reliever game

cameltoe 04-12-2003 02:31 AM

i dont like the burnt corpses but i guess it makes it more realistic

04-12-2003 08:39 AM

hahaha, i had the funniest thing happen to me! I was in some store in the game and I hit this punk guy's head off, knocked it right off with shovel, the head went flying to the OTHER SIDE of the room, landed by the meat section. There was a woman there, and she just started puking and puking! HAHAHAHA.

04-12-2003 08:40 AM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/cowboyscancer.jpg[/img]

hahahahahaha!

04-12-2003 09:00 AM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/baboonsclass12.jpg[/img]
mmm...baboon testicles...

Akuma 04-12-2003 10:14 AM

LOL Did any one accually accomplish the mission and get the milk? I was having too much fun slapping a head down the street with the shovel.

04-12-2003 10:21 AM

[quote="Gothic_child180":ae1b6]LOL Did any one accually accomplish the mission and get the milk? I was having too much fun slapping a head down the street with the shovel.[/quote:ae1b6]
i did, but its much better to just fuck around. I love playing golf with people's heads! I remember when i tried to walk out the store with out paying the milk, and the Arab guy behind the counter pulls out an M16 and starts shooting! hahahaha, i love this game!

NiteSnipe 04-12-2003 10:21 AM

I couldnt find any milk myself.. i gave up lol..


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