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SoLiDUS 04-12-2003 04:12 AM

A funny little joke about Saddam (I can poke too!)
 
Saddam's doubles are gathered for a quick meeting. "We have good news, and we have bad news for you. Good news is that Saddam survived last bombing. Bad news is that he lost one arm..."

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Innoxx 04-12-2003 04:42 AM

......lol!

burn 04-12-2003 05:23 AM

oOo: i dont get it

Harlen Maguire 04-12-2003 05:24 AM

...I don't get it...

Did one of the Saddam doubles lose an arm?

burn 04-12-2003 05:25 AM

that is what i thought, but if that is correct then i dont find it that funny

guarnere 04-12-2003 05:27 AM

LOL...how can't you get it?

Saddams body doubles have a meeting about bombings...and the real Saddam lost an arm, so the body doubles have to look like him...so now they have to cut there arm off...

[valley girl]LIKE TOTALLY GET WITH THE PICTURE, DUH![/valley girl]

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Innoxx 04-12-2003 05:29 AM

It took me awhile to get it too. It's a bit of an intellectual one. one of those jokes that makes you go "errr, wha?, ohhh! LOL! hmmm.......".

The gist of it is now that Saddam is now missing an arm, now all his doubles will have to lose one too.

Innoxx 04-12-2003 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by guarnere
LOL...how can't you get it?

Saddams body doubles have a meeting about bombings...and the real Saddam lost an arm, so the body doubles have to look like him...so now they have to cut there arm off...

[valley girl]LIKE TOTALLY GET WITH THE PICTURE, DUH![/valley girl]

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Ack! you tit-fucker; beat me to it. Slut.

burn 04-12-2003 05:30 AM

hahaha, lol

i get it now!

Harlen Maguire 04-12-2003 05:31 AM

I still don't get it...

I didn't know Saddam Hussein was still alive...

If he's dead, why do the doubles need to be not dead?

guarnere 04-12-2003 05:35 AM

omg, okay...its a joke....it never happened....lol oOo:

burn 04-12-2003 05:36 AM

[quote="Harlen Maguire":6d5a2]I still don't get it...

I didn't know Saddam Hussein was still alive...

If he's dead, why do the doubles need to be not dead?[/quote:6d5a2]

saddam maybe still alive. No one knows for certain if he is dead. so do you get the joke now?

Innoxx 04-12-2003 05:42 AM

Saddam is probably in Iran.

burn 04-12-2003 05:45 AM

he will probally do a binladen stunt and run from the us for ever and just let his doubles do all his tv apperances

burn 04-12-2003 05:49 AM

i think i am going overboard a little bit

Harlen Maguire 04-12-2003 05:49 AM

I still don't get it...

Why do we know Saddam has no arm?

burn 04-12-2003 05:51 AM

what age are you?

burn 04-12-2003 05:52 AM

EDIT - what age are you Harlen Maguire?

sorry, this is no edit button

Harlen Maguire 04-12-2003 06:04 AM

16, and worldly wise...

I just don't understand this joke...

Ok, We have Saddam Hussein, and he died in a Coalition bombing run...

Why the hell do the Doubles care if his body only has one arm?

burn 04-12-2003 06:05 AM

never mind! it was a joke

Innoxx 04-12-2003 06:50 AM

Saddam's dead?

Whatada 04-12-2003 07:24 AM

[quote="Harlen Maguire":bc02d]16, and worldly wise...

I just don't understand this joke...

Ok, We have Saddam Hussein, and he died in a Coalition bombing run...

Why the hell do the Doubles care if his body only has one arm?[/quote:bc02d]

No you moron, the point is HE LOST AN ARM, but he's still alive. If HE'S missing an arm and the doubles aren't, THEY WOULDN'T BE DOUBLES!

guarnere 04-12-2003 07:30 AM

oh my bloody fuck...

1. This is a joke, Saddam isnt dead/alive

A group of people that are supposed to look like Saddam have a meeting about how the JOKE Saddam lost an arm in a bombing raid.

They are having the meeting because JOKE Saddam lost his JOKE arm, so the JOKE body doubles have to cut off an arm so they still look like Saddam...

is that clear for you thick skulled people now?!

[img]http://users.pandora.be/bauknecht/Forumshit/deargod_stop.jpg[/img]

Hollywood 04-12-2003 08:32 AM

[img]http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/saddam_bodydoubles.jpg[/img]

cameltoe 04-12-2003 01:58 PM

lol nice joke took me a little to get it but when it happend euphoria came over me.

Ferich 04-12-2003 02:51 PM

It lost it's funny once you started pittying all the dumbasses that couldn't understand it was a joke.

Milla 04-12-2003 03:23 PM

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/whereshtefunny.jpg[/img]

Coleman 04-12-2003 03:27 PM

LOL.....i like that one. happy: happy:

04-12-2003 03:27 PM

you people that dont get it. you're stupid. get surgery and remove that pos from your brain.

04-12-2003 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
lol nice joke took me a little to get it but when it happend euphoria came over me.

it took me like 2 seconds to get it. how hard is it? sadamn's got 400 body doubles. he lost an arm, so now they have to cut off theirs. it's that simple, much simpler than alot of other jokes. stop thinking from your anus.

Coleman 04-12-2003 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Germ
Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
lol nice joke took me a little to get it but when it happend euphoria came over me.

it took me like 2 seconds to get it. how hard is it? sadamn's got 400 body doubles. he lost an arm, so now they have to cut off theirs. it's that simple, much simpler than alot of other jokes. stop thinking from your anus.

:::cough, queer, cough, cough:::

Eight Ace 04-12-2003 03:43 PM

[quote="Harlen Maguire":eda01]16, and worldly wise...

I just don't understand this joke...

Ok, We have Saddam Hussein, and he died in a Coalition bombing run...

Why the hell do the Doubles care if his body only has one arm?[/quote:eda01]


...no need to keep trying to cover you're embarassment, you didn't get a totally obvious joke,
but why not just put that behind you and move on...?.... eek:

04-12-2003 03:55 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":3c6e8]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Germ
Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
lol nice joke took me a little to get it but when it happend euphoria came over me.

it took me like 2 seconds to get it. how hard is it? sadamn's got 400 body doubles. he lost an arm, so now they have to cut off theirs. it's that simple, much simpler than alot of other jokes. stop thinking from your anus.

:::cough, queer, cough, cough:::[/quote:3c6e8]

queer as folk, yo freakin fag master

Bazooka_Joe 04-12-2003 05:00 PM

Thats a pretty good joke, hehe

Coleman 04-12-2003 05:11 PM

[quote=Germ]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Garry Coleman":832aa
Quote:

Originally Posted by Germ
Quote:

Originally Posted by cameltoe
lol nice joke took me a little to get it but when it happend euphoria came over me.

it took me like 2 seconds to get it. how hard is it? sadamn's got 400 body doubles. he lost an arm, so now they have to cut off theirs. it's that simple, much simpler than alot of other jokes. stop thinking from your anus.

:::cough, queer, cough, cough:::

queer as folk, yo freakin fag master[/quote:832aa]lol


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