God I love coonasses
 

The other night Some of my firends and I went out to this seafood restaurant. It was just the guys there, so we didn't give a damn how we acted. One of my friends is a coonass. If you don't know what a coonass is, it is simply a cajun guy, or more like a backwoods cajun idiot. Anyway we ordered crawdads. Now I love crawdads, but what I saw was sick. That coonass ripped off the crawdad's head and sucked all the juice out of it! I was like "Dude, WTF..." What I got was "Dey-eets riot! I loined dat back in Nawwlins! Eeeeess goood!" We laughed at him, or more like with him.

Now don't get me wrong, I love coonasses. They are some of the damndest nice people you will ever meet, and I love watching how their culture acts. It's so funny.

Someone needs to make an insult pic "Most Useless Thread Ever!" Award.
J/K. But, I still have no idea what the hell you are blabing about. Some sort of culrture. and food?

All I saw was "COON".

Crawdads are hella good.

Crap, I forgot to add "put your coonass story in here." You have to be from Louisiana or Texas to really understand the hilarity of it all.

Ah, I see. I'v never ate Crawdads before. Are those the things from that one simpsons episode, with the mayors son and the french waitor?

Amish are pretty funny.

Ever hear "Amish Paradise' From Weird Al?

Yes worst song ever. But, aside from shitty songs, Amish people are hilarious. They always ride their buggies on the roads in Pennsylvania and fuck them up so bad. I remember I drove across PA State Lines and closed my eyes, and could tell when I hit New Jersey, it was like a Heavenly road compared to ours.

Dis eees ooo crawdad...

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Looks like Lobster...

Yeah, it does, but crawdads are much smaller, and taste better. Most people just eat the meat inside the tail, but coonasses pretty much eat the whole damn thing! biggrin: biggrin:

crawdads (crayfish) are good. just be thankful you aren't in kazakhstan, I hear after an entire sheep is roasted and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down

Welcome to Dee Swamp..AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!

The biggest coonass ever is Delacrouix from The green mile.

[quote="Old Reliable":48632]and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down[/quote:48632]

mmmm yummy. Arnt the head like the best part. I always suck the juice out of a shrimp's head. Its the best part.

im from florida..i understood every word of that. believe it or not. lol

Hehe, eee nu yous no what eeem talkn bout!

misinformation minister

[quote="Old Reliable":e82b2]crawdads (crayfish) are good. just be thankful you aren't in kazakhstan, I hear after an entire sheep is roasted and the host offers you an eyeball, it is the greatest insult to turn it down[/quote:e82b2]

Hey Indiana!..any of that anus left..?

ok seafood is just fuckin sick oOo: cry:

Riech likes his tubesteak.

Heh, me too. Crawfish are good, and if you like the frozen ones (99% of them if outside louisiana), the fresh ones will amaze you. And yes, you have to suck the head. (How do they get that hot sauce in there? evil: )

Coonasses are OK. They're just a swamp redneck. They have some of the nastiest coffee though. Chickory has no place in java.

correction. He WAS the biggest. Dude just died in the last 2 weeks of aids.

Then I guess its that retarded coach from The Waterboy is now the biggest.