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04-20-2003 08:36 PM

holy crap!
 
[url:21f49]http://www.student.gsu.edu/~kpentecost1/clock_legs.jpg[/url:21f49]
um...AHHHH!

1080jibber 04-20-2003 08:37 PM

are ya going to post the other pic's

Bucknub 04-20-2003 08:38 PM

holy shit.. man id be scared shitless... is that ur clock sclass?

1080jibber 04-20-2003 08:40 PM

[img]http://www.student.gsu.edu/~kpentecost1/IMG_1773.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.student.gsu.edu/~kpentecost1/IMG_1776.jpg[/img]

Bucknub 04-20-2003 08:41 PM

ahh! omg man... thats fucked.. I have arachnaphobia... I hate those fuckin things

Magnum 04-20-2003 08:45 PM

Mmm, Huntsman Spider. I saw those pics on SomethingAwful. It was hiding behind a clock with the ends of the legs sticking out, freakiest thing ever.

Innoxx 04-20-2003 08:45 PM

My Mossberg 550 would own that spider.

Chronic Diarrhea 04-20-2003 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
ahh! omg man... thats fucked.. I have arachnaphobia... I hate those fuckin things

Just remember there are Brown Recluses hiding in your shoes every night. biggrin:

Innoxx 04-20-2003 08:50 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":2896c]
Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
ahh! omg man... thats fucked.. I have arachnaphobia... I hate those fuckin things

Just remember there are Brown Recluses hiding in your shoes every night. biggrin:[/quote:2896c]
*Loads shotgun and proceeds to foyer*

04-20-2003 08:59 PM

thats not my pics, i just found them, scared the shit outta me if that happened here, id do what some guy said, just get the fuck out and never come back

Chronic Diarrhea 04-20-2003 08:59 PM

Check your closet and wood piles outside, they hide there too. Any other dark places as well. I hate the though of some deadly spider hiding in my bed sheets. *shudders*

04-20-2003 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
are ya going to post the other pic's

oh shit, sorry, thought I posted the link to the site

Milla 04-20-2003 09:14 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5935f]
Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
ahh! omg man... thats fucked.. I have arachnaphobia... I hate those fuckin things

Just remember there are Brown Recluses hiding in your shoes every night. biggrin:[/quote:5935f]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check your bed before you get in it also biggrin:

cameltoe 04-20-2003 09:37 PM

worst would be in your boxers

Bucknub 04-20-2003 09:51 PM

[quote:cc99a]Just remember there are Brown Recluses hiding in your shoes every night.[/quote:cc99a]

wtf are those?

04-20-2003 09:52 PM

spiders rock

04-20-2003 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
spiders rock

until they are 4 feet long and eat your dog oOo:

Magnum 04-20-2003 10:05 PM

Brown Recluse bites are really horrible. If you have a strong stomach, go here. If not, I warned you.
http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/bite.asp?Msg=918
Change the message number in the URL to see more.

04-20-2003 10:29 PM

OMG!!! ON PG 21, AHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES, THEY BURN, THEY BURN!!!!
[img]http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/images/bite_921a.jpg[/img]

11 Bravo 04-20-2003 11:03 PM

[quote=Innoxx]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Chronic Diarrhea":4cf51
Quote:

Originally Posted by BucKweEd
ahh! omg man... thats fucked.. I have arachnaphobia... I hate those fuckin things

Just remember there are Brown Recluses hiding in your shoes every night. biggrin:

*Loads shotgun and proceeds to foyer*[/quote:4cf51]

Fuck the Shotty, Need a God damn flame thrower for some of those sons of bitches! On another note, a friend of my dad's was bitten by a recluse and had to have a large part of his forearm removed. nasty. ed:

04-20-2003 11:13 PM

the most advance race on the planet scared of a creature 1/50th its size...HA! I like spiders they kill other bugs

04-20-2003 11:14 PM

they eat your dog oOo:

Chango 04-20-2003 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
the most advance race on the planet scared of a creature 1/50th its size...HA! I like spiders they kill other bugs

humans aren't the most advanced race, haven't you heard of the gluukons?

redhawk_six 04-20-2003 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sclass12
they eat your dog oOo:

What.... The.... Fuck....

Eat your dog? eek: Are you fucking high? eek:

04-20-2003 11:20 PM

im not fond of dogs, and the largest spider can eat a bird at max or maybe small rodents
[img]http://www.phoenixzoo.org/Media/animals/bird__eating__spider.jpg[/img][/list]

04-20-2003 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chango
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
the most advance race on the planet scared of a creature 1/50th its size...HA! I like spiders they kill other bugs

humans aren't the most advanced race, haven't you heard of the gluukons?

they reside on this planet? where, 6 feet below denver? eek:

Chango 04-20-2003 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chango
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
the most advance race on the planet scared of a creature 1/50th its size...HA! I like spiders they kill other bugs

humans aren't the most advanced race, haven't you heard of the gluukons?

they reside on this planet? where, 6 feet below denver? eek:

You HAVE heard of them!


i'm done with this pointless joke now

Bazooka_Joe 04-20-2003 11:30 PM

Those are the kind of spiders (not tarantulas, the other ones) that you would kill with a gun, or like a damn text book or something. Shit, I wouldn't go near that damn thing.

mikecs18 04-20-2003 11:48 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":4b1c2]Those are the kind of spiders (not tarantulas, the other ones) that you would kill with a gun, or like a damn text book or something. Shit, I wouldn't go near that damn thing.[/quote:4b1c2]

12" bowie knife...

man I'd kill that big bastard and mount it on my wall ed:

newbieassulted 04-20-2003 11:57 PM

Damn black widows have a nest on the side of my house, i burned one alive awhile ago. It ran like shit.

mikecs18 04-21-2003 12:00 AM

speaking of burning them alive, what u guys think of those june bug bastards? those big black things that try to fly in thru your window screen during the summer time?

june bugs are more in the us... dunno if australia has them

Bazooka_Joe 04-21-2003 12:02 AM

Speaking of Black Widows, when we went to Fort Benning, GA for basic we were told actually to look before you shit, meaning that spiders actually nested under toilet seats, espically Black Widows & Brownbacks, becuase they don't spin webs. And yes, one private got bit on the nuts. It was bad, man. They had to E-VAC him out of their.

newbieassulted 04-21-2003 12:03 AM

Well the plants behind my house attract a ton of bee's and wasps. A year ago the wasps made a nest on my house, we had to knock it down with a pool pole, hehe, about a thousand of them came out.

Pyro 04-21-2003 12:05 AM

<========== Kapko

Bucknub 04-21-2003 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pyro
<========== Kapko


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ phag

Eight Ace 04-21-2003 02:59 AM

...aww, thats just an Ol' Daddy Long-Legs....here in Aus we eat 'em on our friggen wheet-bix...... hake:

Bazooka_Joe 04-21-2003 08:29 AM

Did you know Daddy Longlegs are the most poisionous spiders alive, but the only reason they are not dangerous to us is because their teeth are too small to bite us? It's true. .

Static 04-21-2003 09:42 AM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":1d93c]Did you know Daddy Longlegs are the most poisionous spiders alive, [/quote:1d93c]
I read that bit and and shat meself since I pick them up all the time to throw them out my window oOo:
Didnt know they were classed as spiders either cuz they have wings

Bazooka_Joe 04-21-2003 10:03 AM

[quote=Static]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bazooka_Joe":9c98a
Did you know Daddy Longlegs are the most poisionous spiders alive,

I read that bit and and shat meself since I pick them up all the time to throw them out my window oOo:
Didnt know they were classed as spiders either cuz they have wings[/quote:9c98a]

What what what?!?

Daddy longlegs have wings?!? eek:

Old Reliable 04-21-2003 10:12 AM

i believe the main diet of the hairy spider is frogs


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