Beer and Pizza just gave me indegestion
 

I was eating some pizza and drinking a can of beer, and now I can't stop burping. It sucks, but not too bad. I think the beer might have been a little old, but that shouldn't make a difference. Why am I even typing this? I suck at off-topic.

ive been burping nonstop for a week now, i dont know what the fuck i did

Re: Beer and Pizza just gave me indegestion
 

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":57c06]Why am I even typing this? I suck at off-topic.[/quote:57c06]

hey, no you don't...ignoring these issues will not make them go away!, just last night I had beer & pizza
and was burping & farting like no-bodys business thuout the night.... more than coincidence..?... ed:

[quote="Old Reliable":d005e]ive been burping nonstop for a week now, i dont know what the fuck i did[/quote:d005e]

lol i watched on tv once that sum dude couldnt stop for like 2 years and he tried EVERYTHING, but i dont know what happened to him

[quote=Himmler]lol i watched on tv once that sum dude couldnt stop for like 2 years and he tried EVERYTHING, but i dont know what happened to him[/quote:9084f]

people stopped caring i guess.

[quote=Himmler]lol i watched on tv once that sum dude couldnt stop for like 2 years and he tried EVERYTHING, but i dont know what happened to him[/quote:e6525]

Hehe I'm sure he got those weird women who are turned on by that kind of stuff flocking to him.

Pizza with coke is better.

speaking of these things that stay with you, some guy had the hiccups for 37 years! He tried everything, but then when he moved into his daugter's house, they went away. Strange...

i remember one time some kid was getting high, and instead of inhaling.. he swallowed the hit. he started to feel sick, we laughed at him. 30 minutes he burped and smoke just poured out, we all cracked up. the kid felt sick the rest of the night. pizza and coke is a classic friday night dinner

my friend did that but unfortunitly the burp came out when he was talking to his dad. ed:

i am the burp king

no you get this breathe of air coming up and then it forces you to burp, happens to me at least every 20 minutes

[quote="Old Reliable":c4345]no you get this breathe of air coming up and then it forces you to burp, happens to me at least every 20 minutes[/quote:c4345]
suicide's the answer

hey old reliable why do you have that kind of sig? just curious. i know that that's form the last emperor right? a while back you had a pic of a famous painting, like the restaurant one. is there a meaning to these kinds of sig or do they just look good to you.

they are pleasing to look at

it was pleasing to watch that sexy travis green score an OT goal today

go leafs go

stop posting that crap in every thread

oh

[quote="Old Reliable":ff8e7]stop posting that crap in every thread[/quote:ff8e7]

every michigan team is a disgrace this year anyway...hell they had a poll at espn.com polling which thing was the worst thing...red wings sweep was by far #1.

i dont give a shit about hockey and at least we still have the pistons

blue losing to ohio state was on there too..

tsk...we are blue and white....we are the true BLUE!!!!!

The combination of your post and username is hilarious. Also, I can't even eat beer and pizza right now because of Passover, so shut up.

LOL!

SO close to spam, lol

All the Easter food killed my stomach, and I have heartburn regularly as it is. oOo:

so today i decided to eat in the ballpark of 50-150 small chocolate candies. oh boy did it want to escape if you know what i mean

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":a4e36]SO close to spam, lol

All the Easter food killed my stomach, and I have heartburn regularly as it is. oOo:[/quote:a4e36]

You referring to my post joseph?!

[quote="Capt. John Miller":455ca][quote="Bazooka_Joe":455ca]SO close to spam, lol

All the Easter food killed my stomach, and I have heartburn regularly as it is. oOo:[/quote:455ca]

You referring to my post joseph?![/quote:455ca]

No the thread. oOo:

The worst has to be chinese food after like 10PM. Ugh. . .

OMG i agree joe, especially cold chinese food cry:

chineese food rocks! man i have a craving for it. too bad miller ate all the rice in china you fat lard ass! biggrin:

american food is the best

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":b4cea]
The worst has to be chinese food after like 10PM. Ugh. . .[/quote:b4cea]

uhh... try having to eat "chinese food" every damn day cry:

i want HAMBURGERS damn it!!!! give me some TACOS!! I am craving pasta!!!!!!!!

the worst is stinky tofu - it stinks, you eat it, it tastes crap, you fart it, it kills j00 - I'll never do it again, but people here love it, they must be mad

damn fuckin right! bring it on

i want a cheesey gordita crunch from taco bell!! cry:

What are you complaining about, Bian? You eat children, remember? biggrin:

Hmm. . .basically any food with high starch or carbs after like 10PM is horrible for you, and you really feel it the next morning. Meanwhile my dumbass is eating a bag of popcorn. oOo:

yes stinking tofu: cho-doe-fu

biggrin: @Joe, popcorn will pack on the pounds buddy!

yes, i eat children - chinese children = chinese food oOo:

The fried dumplings are the best, i can't complain about those. freak:

Your arse is eating popcorn by itself...and you're calling it dumb?....
...you are undeserving of such an arse! hake: