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Simo Häyhä 04-22-2003 03:59 PM

worst way to die?
 
i would say it would be drowning.. whats your greatest fear.

Vance 04-22-2003 04:01 PM

Drowning.

geRV 04-22-2003 04:03 PM

Probably buried alive ed:

Simo Häyhä 04-22-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Probably buried alive ed:

you just sent a chill up my spine ed:

MrLevinstein 04-22-2003 04:05 PM

Eaten by something be it shark, lion or hippopotomus

Drew 04-22-2003 04:05 PM

Being buried alive is probably my greatest fear.

11 Bravo 04-22-2003 04:05 PM

Being burned alive is the most painful way to die, don't know any worse.

1080jibber 04-22-2003 04:11 PM

falling off a building or the edge of a cliff

geRV 04-22-2003 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 1080jibber
falling off a building or the edge of a cliff

From what ive read you would be dead long before you hit the ground, mainly because of a massive heart attack when your brain realises theres nothing to stop the fall.

Chronic Diarrhea 04-22-2003 04:16 PM

Starvation.

11 Bravo 04-22-2003 04:16 PM

Yeah, but if it was high enough, falling is pretty instant.

Ferich 04-22-2003 04:36 PM

Listening to Bob Sagget do stand up comedy.

Captain Bunny 04-22-2003 04:38 PM

Death by umbongo

or having my throat slit.

Webb 04-22-2003 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
falling off a building or the edge of a cliff

From what ive read you would be dead long before you hit the ground, mainly because of a massive heart attack when your brain realises theres nothing to stop the fall.

Right,but if you saw the 9/11 footages,the jumpers still pedaling in the air while falling.

Coleman 04-22-2003 04:44 PM

being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.

Captain Bunny 04-22-2003 04:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":8ea9e]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:8ea9e]

aka death by umbongo - being ass raped till you bleed to death. - not specifically by old chinese men though.....

Maplegyver 04-22-2003 04:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":df6b2]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:df6b2]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one question
how would people know what happens when tjey fall of a building?

Webb 04-22-2003 04:46 PM

[quote="Garry Coleman":08b90]being gang-raped by a group of old chinese men and then dying of uncontrolling bleeding of the anus.[/quote:08b90]

Come on.

04-22-2003 05:00 PM

getting castrated alive. That would kill me. But I would think the worst way to die is by drowning or suffication, or throat slit. But id rather die peacefully in my sleep...

geRV 04-22-2003 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webb
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerard
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
falling off a building or the edge of a cliff

From what ive read you would be dead long before you hit the ground, mainly because of a massive heart attack when your brain realises theres nothing to stop the fall.

Right,but if you saw the 9/11 footages,the jumpers still pedaling in the air while falling.

That doesn't mean a thing, falling that height with the wind and all blowing and the velocity of the fall would make your limbs flap about anyway.

Innoxx 04-22-2003 05:05 PM

Having a hollow glass tube inserted into your urethra and then having it smashed.

or

Having you stripped naked and impale you on a wooden stake.... anus first. So your weight slowly sinks you further down the stake. Your eventual death would be a blessing.

04-22-2003 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Having a hollow glass tube inserted into your urethra and then having it smashed.

or

Having you stripped naked and impale you on a wooden stake.... anus first. So your weight slowly sinks you further down the stake. Your eventual death would be a blessing.

*grabs ass and shakes*

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 05:08 PM

Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.

04-22-2003 05:09 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":986b4]Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.[/quote:986b4]
Chicken hawk? whats that

Innoxx 04-22-2003 05:10 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":d8f3d]Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.[/quote:d8f3d]

Another good one is having your entrails riped out and being thrown onto an ant hill.

Innoxx 04-22-2003 05:10 PM

[quote=Sclass12]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":d7a91
Try reading about some of the helicopter pilots deaths in ChickenHawk... The gooks tied em to a tree and stuck their own wangs in their mouth.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine harverster must suck too.

Chicken hawk? whats that[/quote:d7a91]
It's a type of Helicopter schlasshole.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 05:17 PM

No, actually its a book about helicopter pilots in the Vietnam war.

Check it out, best aviation book I have ever read, written by Robert Mason.


[img]http://www.exile.ru/transient/144/bookrev4.jpg[/img]

Homedog354 04-22-2003 05:22 PM

My worst fear of dying is, uhhh..... BEING GANG-RAPED BY A PACK OF WHORE-MONKEYS THEN GETTING MY HEAD RIPPED OFF... if ya know what i mean biggrin:

04-22-2003 05:25 PM

are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!

Schalldampfer 04-22-2003 05:26 PM

I think burning would be the worst way to go

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 04-22-2003 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!

That's actually a quote from the book.

CaP bUsTa 04-22-2003 05:39 PM

having your nuts slowly smashed in a vice then after you pass out you are submerged in waist deep water full of pirahnas and have them eat you alive..then i like innoxx's idea of being thrown onto an ant hill.

04-22-2003 05:39 PM

getting raped by "Big bubba" in the prison shower

04-22-2003 05:41 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":08b65]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blitz
are you a chicken or a hawk? im a chicken hawk!

That's actually a quote from the book.[/quote:08b65]
its from an old monty python skit

Zap. USMC 04-22-2003 06:22 PM

My worse fear of dieing is most likely either burning alive, being tortured TO DEATH, or being eaten alive by a shark/pirahna/animal, etc.

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In "Marine Sniper" by Charles Henderson there were a few accounts in that book that was quite gruesome.

For example, a Marine was captured alive and then tortured. They tied him to a tree and then stripped him naked. They cut his eye-lids off, his ears and lips. Then worked their way down by breaking each finger and toe (breaking it at EACH joint) and ripping off each nail. After that whole mess, they cut off his balls and penis and sent him running back to his base... yelling "Don't shoot !!!". Quite aweful, I must say.

Then there was another account of a contractor from the US that was captured in Vietnam. He was tortured by the same lady. They tied him to a stick, and made sure he could not move. They put a basket on his head and SEWED it tightly with thread IN his neck. After that, they cut a big hole on the top and threw around 5-6 HUGE ASS rats in the basket and it literally ate his head alive. When they came back to look, they only found a few parts of his skull and flesh.

Bucknub 04-22-2003 06:29 PM

hmm Prolly being burned to Death

Coleman 04-22-2003 06:40 PM

how about these:

1. Chinese water torture as a start. (you are strapped to a table and have water drip on your face slowly and steadily...it eventually drives the human body crazy). That's just a torture.

2. Death by bamboo sticks. You are tied to a table with square pieces missing. Sort of like these #####. Then they'd take bamboo and have it grow underneath your body. Bamboo is a very fast growing plant...eventually after a few days it would grow into your body and kill you

Vance 04-22-2003 06:46 PM

This my freinds is why I will never fall into the hands of the enemy. Ecspecially an Asian one.

McCoy 03 04-22-2003 06:51 PM

oOo: ??

Vance 04-22-2003 06:52 PM

If I am in battle I wont become a POW.


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