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Zoner 04-24-2003 07:23 AM

Coffee anyone?
 
I'm getting tired of the same old columbian coffee we have here at the office. It's about as bland and predictable as a Paulie Shore/Eddie Murphy buddy comedy.

You guys have any favourite coffee blends? I'm going to try to con the boss into getting some Kenya AA or guatemalan beans...something that's a nice medium roast.

Any suggestions?

wintersforge 04-24-2003 07:29 AM

i dig Ethiopian Yirgacheffe. Medium bdy and flavor. I do enjoy a hearty Columbian though...

Miscguy 04-24-2003 07:49 AM

I can see it now... "We've secretly replaced this offices coffee, with new Folders, with flavor crystals premium coffee house supreme, coco, mocha, mix coffee."

Zoner 04-24-2003 07:52 AM

heh heh

Man, if I came in here in the morning, poured up a cup of java, and it tasted like chocolate or hazelnuts, I'd set the building on fire. biggrin:

I'll try that ethiopian one, wf. Thanx.

wintersforge 04-24-2003 08:01 AM

I hate flavored coffees. It is an absolute abomination!!!!

Zoner 04-24-2003 08:03 AM

The only coffee flavouring I like is sugar...and 10% cream. That's IT.

/me high-fives wintersforge; spills coffee

wintersforge 04-24-2003 08:13 AM

/me curses Zone and asks him to gently dab a napkin on his crouch area oOo: eek: ed:

pest 04-24-2003 08:33 AM

The best way to spice up columbian is to double the amount of grounds used. Then you can walk around all day looking like this ===> ed: We have the coffee service premeasured packs. 1 1/2 packs makes a pretty tasty cup of joe.

Any good dark roast is fine, flavored coffees are for women and children. Jamacian blue mountain coffee is excellent, but rather pricey. My parents like that coonass chickory coffee, but I cant stand it.

Zoner 04-24-2003 08:37 AM

Jamacian blue mountain! Yeah!

I forgot all about that stuff! I tasted that coffee about 3 years ago and remember it being VERY good. I'll pick some up for home, though. No way these office drones will be drinking my jamacian blue mountain! They'd drink Maxwell House filtered through a wool sock...coffee b00ns. oOo:

Innoxx 04-24-2003 08:44 AM

I heard the Indian beans are pretty good, but they can be $$$. I just run to Timmy's to get my coffee.

LoneGunner87 04-24-2003 09:20 AM

Go to Starbucks they have good coffee. I like it with vanila creme.

Zoner 04-24-2003 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
I heard the Indian beans are pretty good, but they can be $$$. I just run to Timmy's to get my coffee.

Yeah, I bring in a can of Timmy's every now and then, but it just isn't the same. I think they use something like 30% cream at the stores...no wonder the coffee tastes so damn good.

Starbucks? Nah, I really don't like their regular coffee much. If I'm feeling particularly feminine, I'll get some white chocolate/whipped cream/coffee-achino or whatever the frig they call those things.

First thing in the morning, though, it's gotta be coffee-flavoured coffee.

nartriva73 04-24-2003 09:35 AM

I'm on a recent kick of a nice, dark roast from a local grocery stored called Trader Joe's. Very roasty, and it's a real coffee...none of this maplenut crunch garbage.

funny story...Zone and I were hanging out at the bookstore where he worked back in the day, and I brought up how my mother returned from a cruise with a beautiful gift, 2 pounds of Jamaican Blue Mountain, which cost her all of $15...upon mentioning that fact, one of the store's regulars who answers only to the name of "Goo" whipped around and chimed up "2 pounds of Jamaican for $15?!?"..."No, Goo...COFFEE" I guess regular consumption of coffee would offset Goo's primary vice.

My point is, Jamaican Blue Mountain at a local $50 a pound is hardly worth it, but it's like a $106 Cohiba cigar from Cuba...you gotta try it. biggrin:

Zoner 04-24-2003 09:37 AM

HAW HAW HAW! Man, I forgot all about Goo...whatta friggin' burnout that dude was.

heh...maplenut crunch. Denis Leary OWNZ!

nartriva73 04-24-2003 09:49 AM

He looked like one of the prison camp occupants in BoB, only wearing a plad shirt and carrying a backpack.

So, who prefers using a Bodum (french press) vs. a perculator?

Zoner 04-24-2003 09:51 AM

Bodum's are too complicated...I end up getting a mouthful of coffee grounds.

I'll fire up a percolashe...hoonyah.

Colonel 04-24-2003 09:53 AM

Maxwell House. Coffee should taste like coffee. Starbucks coffee tastes like it was sitting on the burner for two days - nasty stuff.

pest 04-24-2003 09:55 AM

Too lazy for those, i use a good drip coffee machine, but genuine cuban coffee is pretty hard to beat.

If I go into a starbucks or something similar, I will almost always get a giant capecino. With cinimmon. mmmmmmm....

Zoner 04-24-2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Starbucks coffee tastes like it was sitting on the burner for two days - nasty stuff.

TOTALLY agree. Tastes like it was filtered through an ass.

Ydiss 04-24-2003 10:03 AM

You got it good. All we have here is coffee flavoured hot water from vending machines. It has caffeine in it so it does it for me, but taste?

I prefer the chicken soup flavoured water, myself.

Zoner 04-24-2003 10:05 AM

Eeeew...vending machine coffee. That sucks, man.

nartriva73 04-24-2003 10:21 AM

My hat's off to a guy who drinks VM coffee...that's a person who wants their caffeine, regardless of the delivery mechanism, and maybe prefers to drink something hot regardless of taste. IMHO, drinking VM coffee is about as enjoyable as injecting the stuff into my forehead with a turkey baster.

I find the bodum makes far superior coffee...you don't lose all the nice oils that a paper filter stops...and it's very easy to use. Dump in the grounds, fill with hot water, stir if needed, plunge, pour...bam, you have your Joe. I've already had too much today.

Argon 04-24-2003 10:23 AM

Coffee from Kona is probably the best i have ever had. Something about the High Acidity in the Volcanic soil produces a realy rich full flavored bean. If I can't get Kona coffee, I usually pick up Starbucks Espresso blend and double up the scoops and its pretty good too.

con Brio 04-24-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel
Starbucks coffee tastes like it was sitting on the burner for two days - nasty stuff.

TOTALLY agree. Tastes like it was filtered through an ass.

Starbucks is shit. They roast their coffee too dark. Take it from me, i work at Second Cup. The best coffee is San Augustin from Columbia.

Zoner 04-24-2003 12:13 PM

Can ya, umm, "obtain", a bag of Kenyan AA for me con Brio?? heh heh

pest 04-24-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nartriva73

I find the bodum makes far superior coffee...you don't lose all the nice oils that a paper filter stops...

I have the wire mesh filter for my drip machine although paper filters make cleanup much easier (for the lazy anyway.

con Brio 04-24-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner91
Can ya, umm, "obtain", a bag of Kenyan AA for me con Brio?? heh heh

which one the medium or the dark? biggrin:


when i got hired i had to take a coffee test to get my full job title of Certified Coffee Agent......

go ahead and laugh cool:

Zoner 04-24-2003 12:25 PM

Medium. Man, I gotta stop into Second Cup on the way home and get me a bag of that...

Simo Häyhä 04-24-2003 12:25 PM

i had a finnish mocha coffee before...it was good =]

Bazooka_Joe 04-24-2003 01:12 PM

Suprisngly (I know thats spelt wrong), we recently got Starbucks at work now. Just regular and decaf. I voted for the Choclate Brownie Frappichino, but they didn't get it. cry:

Old Reliable 04-24-2003 01:26 PM

tea is the way to go

con Brio 04-24-2003 02:50 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":e2e18]tea is the way to go[/quote:e2e18]

...rhymes with pee oOo:

Old Reliable 04-24-2003 05:16 PM

so does coffee.....? oOo:

ED 04-24-2003 05:58 PM

Coffee is hands down one of the most disgusting things in the world.

Those that drink it black.... oOo:

Bleuachdu 04-24-2003 06:45 PM

Anyone remember the SNL where Chris Farley went nuts after he found out they replaced his coffee with Folgers Decafe? It was supposed to be one of the comercials, but he ended up punching the waiter in the face, flipping over a table and screaming "WHY GOD WHY?! OH YOU BASTARDS!" biggrin:

Joseph Stalin 04-24-2003 06:57 PM

i drink starbucks house blend daily, it is my maxwell house. best gourmet coffess imo are tanzanian peaberry, and mocha java. i tried blue mountain once and wasnt all that impressed with it . i like dark roasts the best - french roast. ed:

04-24-2003 06:59 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":798bd]so does coffee.....? oOo:[/quote:798bd]
rofl, just add some alcohol to yer coffee

Milla 04-24-2003 07:02 PM

I dont liek coffee, no matter what kind it all tastes the same. Ill stick to tea.

1080jibber 04-24-2003 07:10 PM

coffee tastes bad only jolt for me

Pyro 04-24-2003 08:47 PM

coffee + polish vodka...


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