A little dilema...
 

Okay, yesterday I caught my roommate sniffing my girlfriend's panties when he was doing the laundry. I would've beat his face in, but he's openly gay and I've been trying to set him straight since he moved in (with a few well placed porn mags). I still didn't really now how to react, I just gave him the classical "WTF are you doing?" look and walked out (now I know how your mother felt when she caught you masturbating in the woodshed). So, I got a few issues I gotta deal with and I need you "valuable" advice.

-Should I tell her?
-Should I beat down the room mate?
-Has he been sniffing my dirty underwear?
-Should I give him an eviction warning?
-You think he's starting to like chicks again?
-Is this some weird fetish he hasn't been telling me about?

Please, refrain for being a shithead *looks at Blitz, Schlass and a few hundred other people*

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we care because?
this own mtv stuff you probably saw last night or something like that you mean?

I bet it didnt happen oOo:

jk angel:

Aka_Eshelmen

I would just tell him to sniff someone besides your gf's panties. Try to make him not gay cuz he mite go sniffing your panties but at the same time make sure he doesnt get onto your girl.

Tell you woman first.
Then calmly ask your roommate about it. If he's openly gay then he shouldn't have anything to be embarassed about.

i...
 

i`m sorry innoxx...i am i`m sorry really dude....

Have your gf kick his ass..LMAO!!

Aka_Eshelmen

I think he must be confused.

He plays for the other team, but hes a traitor once in a while?

Tell him to pick a side, and if he choses to be stright tell him to sniff his own panties and go back to being gay, then punch him, then throw him out.

gay is bad

I say bring it up with your roommate first. Be calm and constructive and just get a hold of whats going on. Then if need be, tell your girl. Put the best construction on things until you get some answers from your roomie. Its not good if you don't talk about it with him, you'll just be repressing anger. Also, your girlfriend may not "need" to know about this. There could be a perfectly good explanation. No need to tell her first and put more strain on her relationship with your roommate.

i say tell him to cut it out, and admit any other little dirty habits he has. who knows, maybe he was just curious to the smell. "i dont care if your gay straight bi or whatever, just keep it away from my giflfriend" thats what i would say.

Yeah, I banished him from doing the laundry. He's on garbage detail now.....

Yeah, Blac's approach seems best. I'm gonna talk with him when he gets home.

I'd say you did a good job of setting him straight.

odd roommate u have

what ever you do dont tell your girl friend


that guy is really confused, he needs to see a therapist

Maybe he likes the fragrance of your fabric softener

Smell the new fragrance of PussCare a soft silky feeling that leaves ur ass saying wow thats damn silky

do you really expect AA.comers to come up with real advice?

heres the real answer...what the hell difference does it make. why even bring it up at all. no harm no fowl. hes not botherin your girlfriend. so why make an issue out of something that dont mount to a hill of beans anyway.look at it this way. if you hadnt walked in when you did would where would the harm be. if nothing more important then that happens id say your doin ok. WHY MAKE WAVES. it aint worth botherin with or givin it a second thought.

...tell him to make soup from the panties, and make sure he finishes every last drop!

[quote="BUTCH"]no harm no fowl.quote]

Do you mean "no harm no poultry" or "no harm no chicken?" Maybe you meant "no harm no FOUL."

my first reaction would to be beat the shit outta him...

i just do that to see how many assholes i can attract..as you can see it works pretty well. i consider anyone who makes a post souly to point out a spelling error a post whore and a spammer.

you could always do something different

start sniffing HIS panties, but make sure he catches you - i'm sure he'll be like "wtf?"

either that or get heaps of dirty panties somehow and drop them all in the middle of his room, it'll overkill his fetish and he won't do it again

seeya in #movv.com

[quote="Da_Bian":12738]you could always do something different

start sniffing HIS panties, but make sure he catches you - i'm sure he'll be like "wtf?"

either that or get heaps of dirty panties somehow and drop them all in the middle of his room, it'll overkill his fetish and he won't do it again

seeya in #movv.com[/quote:12738]
lmfao! .. but what if he comes onto you?

I agree with Butch, its no big deal. If he was sniffing my gf's panties (still looking for one), i'd be like "Hey, pass me one"

But seriously, its not that bad. So what if he sniffs her panties. Just forget about it. If he had a really hot gf (if he was straight) i bet you would sniff them too

You pompous ass. Is it impossible for you to see any humor in yourself? If you can't laugh at yourself then you need to be committed. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but why don't you grow the fuck up. Don't I read you calling other people like Tripper "kids" in other threads? Grow a set already. I wasn't correcting your spelling, just making a joke. This is the internet, shorthand is acceptible. If I was going to correct your spelling and grammar it would look like this:

Well there you go, count your fuck ups in bold. If I was really after your grammar, I would've marked the O.K. to include caps and periods, but I'll let it slide. Like I said before, I didn't set out to make you 6th grade spelling champ, I just commented on something that struck me funny.

i wouldnt say or do anything. just brush it off. hehe

[quote:9febe]do you really expect AA.comers to come up with real advice? [/quote:9febe]

I second that.



[quote:9febe]...tell him to make soup from the panties, and make sure he finishes every last drop! [/quote:9febe]

I second that as well.

Some Advice From Tripper

1. Butch is a saint mother-fuck.

2. The panty-sniffer probably goes BOTH ways.

3. Let him sniff away, just lay down the law upon liquification.

...yeah, just lay it out for him..."dude, you dance the chocolate cha-cha, that's the reason
I trust you under the same roof as my bioatch...however, I now notice you're checkin
out brochures for Tunatown...!?...I mean, WTF homobre'..?!"

...then on the other hand...the leaving around of pron and wanting him to "set him straight"
may have blown up in your face...not unlike his current plans re. your gf....erm, possibly..... hake:

sniffing underwear? what the fuck is his problem, beat his ass

Don't tell anyone, just play it as a joke.

Alright, here's the dilly-yo-yo. I talked to him earlier today about the panty incident, I asked him "Why?" he said that ever since he was a kid he was attracted to the feminine smell, he can't stop himself. He'd smell his mother's and his sister's panties.

At this point I am thoroughly creeped out. I asked him "Have you tried seeking therapy for this?" and he said no. So I gave him a phone number of a good therapist I used to see back in the day and he'd promise to check it out.

Now, I don't think I'm gonna tell my girl. What she doesn't know won't hurt her, maybe I'll tell her later on when he's long gone. Like I said though, he's not allowed to do the laundry anymore and if I catch him again.... well.

Anwho, case closed. Court is ajourned.

thats so nasty, sniffing panties...what in the fuck

OH MY GAWD! ed:

Maybe we should have mandatory service for a year or two once your out of high school and then there wouldn't be so many fucked up people.

Although, we might end up with more fucked up people.

...aah jeez, so all he wanted was a quick sniff before he did her laundry..?!
and now that poor homo's on garbage detail.. hake: ...how very Sims.

I'm a lil' confused here. You have a gay roommate who sniffs your g/fs panties? The whole fucking scene is awkward....sounds like some kinky 3 way shit is going on over there !! You sure he's not humpin' your girl when you're not around?

...your right Arkan, he's got the scent...he'll find the lair,
that's when the shit could hit the fan...you know, if there are "gymnastics" involved..... hake:

In all seriousness, try to convince your girlfriend to hit on him, and see how he reacts.

Beat him up then say good job your becoming ungay.