your fantasy
 

well? happy:

sexual - 3some with yonge japanese girls in school uniforms

normal - to live a happy life

an unmoderated forum

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e8ac3]an unmoderated forum[/quote:e8ac3]

You wish bitch. biggrin:

shoving a 12 guage under Trippers chin evil:

Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.

Sexual - daisy chain with g/f and Brazilian supermodel twins...... in oil.

Normal - Having an invincible army that follows my command to the letter. Or a nice Villa on Corsica.

Being with the girl of my dreams, and the girl of her dreams..... biggrin:

Seriously though. Being with the girl of my dreams, and living life comfortably with no strings. I have found the girl of my dreams, now I just need to make a bit more money, with a bit more free time thrown in.

I make just enough to support both of us so that she can have the time to do her art. But it isn't quite enough to do all the things we want to do (more vacations to Thailand and Ibiza). I would like to be able to afford a bit bigger of a house too, for when the kiddies come along.

Wow, you asked me this about a year ago, and it would've been a totally different answer.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":a86fa]Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.[/quote:a86fa]

Why we dont trust white-people.

Normal: Becoming heir to the Throne of Hell. Sending a massive army of demons to scortch the earth of all non-believers(thats a lot of people).

Sexual: Same as normal.

Fake Fantasy: Taking Buckeh to Prisons around the world, dressed like a woman, letting prisoners have their way with him.

Normal: Going to Canada and beating the shit outta him with a fucking wet mop.

hake:

[quote="ED! Ban #127":8d34c][quote="Bazooka_Joe":8d34c]Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.[/quote:8d34c]

Why we dont trust white-people.[/quote:8d34c]

Why the National Guard should keep him away from the ammo locker.

[quote="ED! Ban #127":32872][quote="Bazooka_Joe":32872]Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.[/quote:32872]

Why we dont trust white-people.[/quote:32872]

Now ed, you wouldn't be posting racist comments, now would you?

[quote=ninty9][quote="ED! Ban #127":9b978]Why we dont trust white-people.[/quote:9b978]

Why the National Guard should keep him away from the ammo locker.[/quote:9b978]

That too, ninty evil:

To play rhythm guitar with Iron Maiden in front of a sold out crowd at Long Beach Arena.

That would be very sexual...very toight.

[quote=ninty9][quote="ED! Ban #127":6350f]Why we dont trust white-people.[/quote:6350f]

Why the National Guard should keep him away from the ammo locker.[/quote:6350f]

better put some more barbed wire and a few hundred Marines around that armory biggrin:

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":24ff0]Being able to run around NYC with a Full-Automatic Assault Weapon, a Rocket Propelled Grenade Launcher, a sack of grenades, and duct tape, and choose who can live and who can die. Count on 1/2 of Wall Street to be killed, along with any hotdog vendors or people wearing sweaters around their necks. . .

. . .and not get caught for it.[/quote:24ff0]

2 words...Anger Management ed: happy:

I think it would be cool leading some huge army against aliens or something in outer space, and kicking their ass, Starcraft style.

[quote="Office Depot":2e887]I think it would be cool leading some huge army against aliens or something in outer space, and kicking their ass, Starcraft style.[/quote:2e887]
Or independence day style, blowing their asses up in our F-18 Hornets biggrin:

Those air battles were some good action

Normal-Having sex with my gf and this really hot girl at my school while a midget roots me on. Maybe several midgets and one of them has a bull horn and blasts it whenever one of the girls has an orgasm.

Also going back in time to fly P-51's in europe against Germany.

Peeps around here have some mad issues, and some whacked imaginations.

Seriously, y'all are scarin' me. hake:

in bed with this chick


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.....Oh christ.... cry:

I got the number of a good optician if you want it..... oOo:

err... *cough cough* moving on....

Makes JLo's booty look like a crack addicts.

oh shit, nugguh! she got the phattest ass! werd, son! oh shit!


Gtboys - You're a fucking homo, please shut the fuck up you stupid mutherfucking fuck.

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck You.

sexual--having a massive orgy with a bunch of Brazilian Bi models (yeah innoxx!).

real--to have the power to stop time. If I wanted to stop time, i'd think about it and everyone/thing with freeze in place. If i wanted to bring anyone/think with me to the "neutral" time, then i'd just have to think about them or something and they can walk around like me without being affected by the freezing of time. Something else to go along with this--if i think about ANY woman she'd appear in front of me....with a massive craving for my COCK. Then i'd bang them while time is frozen.

go flyfishing in all of Canada, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, Mexico, Peru, Chile, New Zealand, Ireland, Scotland, Cuba, Florida keys, Zaire, Japan, Russia, and a few other places

Colorado has great fishing.

Zoner only rythm guitar? Id liek to play lead in guitar in an upcoming band that will be larger than the Rolling Stones. Owning every model of guitar on the face of the earth. Kicking Bill Gates ass at everything. Being Extremely Rich, and ownign my own country with 500 million people who worship me as a god. And TONS of women

to be the greatest jazz musician in the whole world

to have a smaller penis. Girls say mine's too big and they can't fit it in cry: cry:

[quote="Garry Coleman":458d4]to have a smaller penis. Girls say mine's too big and they can't fit it in cry: cry:[/quote:458d4]
stop using baseball bats evil: but that is origional....smaller...meh

[quote="Garry Coleman":b005f]to have a smaller penis. Girls say mine's too big and they can't fit it in cry: cry:[/quote:b005f]

...try the other, larger, furrier hole (aka: Front-bottom) for a change... ed:

My fantasy would be a night out with Franka Potente.

Sexual: Laetitia Casta, on a deserted Beach somewhere in the middle of the Mediteranian. Just us, the waves, mebbe some fine white wine and some lobster. ah yeah cool:
Other:
*To have a series of wacky Time travelling adventures (Back to the Future Style)
*Beat the shit out of Josef Mengele (Nasty, nasty man, plus he was a bit of a pretty boy)
*Be Batman. Just because it'd be sweet. or mebbe James Bond and get the chicks as well. Yeah, probably Bond. cool:
*Fly something fast and Military-class to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"
*Become Prime Minister of Australia, since APPARENTLY you have to be an American to become US President. Now, if that's not racism, i don't know what the fuck is mwah:

[quote="Captain Wilkins*Fly something fast and Military-class to Wagner's [i]"Ride of the Valkyries"[/i]quote]

Hahaha, thats fuckin awesome!

A world of no maniacs like all of you biggrin:

My fantasy would be to get a glock 18 and shoot the guy in germs sig. That guy scares me.