Godzilla - how would you handle it?
 

Just finished watching Godzilla again, and I can't believe how dumb it is. It's going around dodging heat seaking missiles and shit, while the military sends only about 10 choppers, 20 infantrymen, one MLRS, 2 submarines, and 3 fighters after it! What would you do to kill Godzilla?

Nukes

Re: Godzilla - how would you handle it?
 

[quote="Office Depot":3ebf3]Just finished watching Godzilla again, and I can't believe how dumb it is. It's going around dodging heat seaking missiles and shit, while the military sends only about 10 choppers, 20 infantrymen, one MLRS, 2 submarines, and 3 fighters after it! What would you do to kill Godzilla?[/quote:3ebf3]

Take a shit on him.....

you say nukes huh? and you would damage NYC more with nukes that a godzilla..

A wing of A-10's equipped with the 30mm DU cannon, rockets, and Mavericks to strafe the beast.

Get a bunch of stoners to get him high.

oops that last "that" is supposed to be a "than"

Let her living in peace.

Holy shit i just saw reign of fire and i was thinking about that godzilla movie. Its a cool movie, i love the apaches how they fly low and inbetween the buildings.

Get one of thos super guns from Germany during WWII.

If that doesnt work Use nukes and pack up this show and move to another planet.

so far i think innox has the best solution... what about a nice line of abrams tanks, but shit, just think if those baby godzilla's would have hatched. there would be like 100 of them running around...

how about we send the Über Soldat on him

i would send a hooker after him

I would send him to iraq were he could eat a suicide bomber than blowup

Just get that giant North Korean super soldier to fire one of his lightning bolts at him.

Godzilla's heart is essentially a nuke reactor oOo:

(yes it's far fetched, but explained in one of the Japanese originals)

so make him eat a lot of graphite, this would act like the control rods in a reactor and shut him down.

lol, i remember the orginal godzilla, the effects were so porr. But at least its not as bad as today's Power Rangers oOo:

I would let him roam free, and learn to live and love with the creature that is.

I would fire some kind of injection shot into em with bad azz poision.


Then I would make a new pair of sea iguana leather shoes. biggrin:

I'd try to electrocute him, or lure him to a volcano with "Godzillette" biggrin:

I'd ejaculate my monster money shoot into his eyes. The acid would burn.

[quote="Capt. John Miller":97ca6]Holy shit i just saw reign of fire .[/quote:97ca6]


Did anyone see the posters for that film, it showed loads of apaches against a group of dragons and yet none of that shit happened in the film

I still say shitting on him is the way to go. oOo:

gerard: OH NO ITS GODZIAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

u will never be able to stop me gerard. never unless uve got your couch h4x
(inside joke)

[quote="aNti hEro":2ff6e]gerard: OH NO ITS GODZIAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

u will never be able to stop me gerard. never unless uve got your couch h4x
(inside joke)[/quote:2ff6e]


U ph34r my couch h4x. biggrin:

i fear your japanese

[quote="aNti hEro":d31d0]i fear your japanese[/quote:d31d0]


GODZIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


hehe biggrin:

some of you guys are idiots. a german supergun from ww2? yeah that'll work for sure...idiot. a single f16 can kill that thing. 2 or 3 missiles will kill it. no need for slow moving tanks or artillery. in the end of the movie remember how they killed it by shooing missiles at it? there you go, that's how you kill it.

I was being sarcastic, and yes it would work. Do you honestly think that the cretor of this thread was serious? No, so i replied with a silly answer.

[quote="aNti hEro":78191]gerard: OH NO ITS GODZIAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

u will never be able to stop me gerard. never unless uve got your couch h4x
(inside joke)[/quote:78191]

lmao

You're reading far too much into it. This whole thread is a joke, don't take it so seriously, doofy. hake: