Metallica Gets Put To Good Use
 

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.....The funny thing is, I don't think it's a joke. oOo:

metallica can PLAY music great...there skills are uncanny, i still love metallica

"Trust me, it works... In training, they forced me to listen to the 'Barney I Love You' song for 45 minutes. I never want to go through that again."


ROFLOLMFARO!

they should play the track st anger alon with the video ...they be singing like canaries

Why not play Falco or Poison? That would make me go nuts.

HAW HAW! FALCO!!

Rock me Amadeus!!

they should play rush. the lead singers voice on full volume is a safety hazard

Geddy Lee pwnz!

At 120db, Geddy could shatter your skull. biggrin:

Oh I heard about that. THey just play Enter Sandman over and over again for the prisioners. evil:

THat's the James I know & love. evil:

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hey CIA actually came up with a method that works, everyone is now to salute them and no longer treat them as the blundering baffoons they used to be

hahahaha thats hilarious im listening to metallica now as a matter of fact.

im sure that Osama really wanted to come out of his caves after the US military blasted it at them as they say in the article. Bazooka joe hand me that Bazooka and il draw him out myself lol

Didn't the army crank "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath when they were trying to snuff out Manuel Noriega? And it worked!

I woulda rocked out to that shit! TURN IT UP!

*waits for self rightous liberals to protest this*
but i think this is hilarious
GG metalica!

thats dumb, they'd get more out of them if they just played someone scratching a chalkboard

When pledging for our fraternity, a brother sat us in a closet with no lights on, and made us sort out M&M's by color, while wearing boxing gloves, and had the Popeye The Sailor Man theme on loop. I think we were in there for two hours, then my pledge brother flipped out, lol

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":f1d97]When pledging for our fraternity, a brother sat us in a closet with no lights on, and made us sort out M&M's by color, while wearing boxing gloves, and had the Popeye The Sailor Man theme on loop. I think we were in there for two hours, then my pledge brother flipped out, lol[/quote:f1d97]

rofl...I'm popeye the sailor man! toot toot!

I'm still LMFAO at this article. It's just fascinating on so many levels.

I think Genital torture is better...

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":e660a]When pledging for our fraternity, a brother sat us in a closet with no lights on, and made us sort out M&M's by color, while wearing boxing gloves, and had the Popeye The Sailor Man theme on loop. I think we were in there for two hours, then my pledge brother flipped out, lol[/quote:e660a]
Im guessing you didnt make it into the fraternity eek:

This thread = oOo:

[quote=".sh1fty.":79618]This thread = oOo:[/quote:79618]

Ya wanna know whats oOo: ?

The fact uve got 416 posts in under 10 fucking days.

that is pretty oOo:

[quote=".sh1fty.":c0883]that is pretty oOo:[/quote:c0883]

now hes just trying to be a "rebel" cause he knows hes not wanted. god what a pathetic fucking kid

They should play the Tellitubbies soundtrack instead.

Speaking of weird US Army and Government torture or interrogation procedures, in the Korean War whenever the US Army would capture a high ranking Prisoner they would set them in a room with a fireplace in it, for certain reasons. The Prisoner would be tied up by his hands so his back was towards the fire.

" Now tell us where blah blah is, OR we'll burn you with some coals from the Fire."

If the Prisoner would resist, the US Army being the good guys and never usually hurting Prisoners in Interogation would only lay a really cold steak of meat on the Prisoner's back. Since the Prisoner would be expecting the Fire, he would pressume the deafly cold steak of meat was actually the fire and would give up all the information without actually being hurt.

I thought they cranked Def Leppard

i would have tried to break the cd player

[quote=Sclass12]Im guessing you didnt make it into the fraternity eek:[/quote:a2939]

Guessed wrong.

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I said my pledge brother went crazy, not me. I love that shit.

[quote="Capt. John Miller":af7ea]I thought they cranked Def Leppard[/quote:af7ea]
Hrm, maybe they did. I could be thinking of Waco.

Nothing drives the religious zealots more crazy than Ozzy...heh heh

[quote=Zoner91]Hrm, maybe they did. I could be thinking of Waco.

Nothing drives the religious zealots more crazy than Ozzy...heh heh[/quote:3d026]

They used GNR on Noriega.