Hopefully I can offend everyone with this post
 

>>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
>> > > > Juan on Juan.
>>
>>What is a Yankee?
>> > > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
>>
>>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
>> > > > The position of the dirt bag.
>>
>>Why is divorce so expensive?
>> > > > Because it's worth it.
>>
>>What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
>> > > > One US leader.
>>
>>What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
>> > > > Doughnuts.
>>
>>Why is air a lot like sex?
>> > > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
>>
>>Define "Egghead:"
>> > > > What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty
>>
>>What do you call a smart blonde?
>> > > > A golden retriever.
>>
>>What do attorneys use for birth control?
>> > > > Their personalities.
>>
>>What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>> > > > 45 lbs.
>>
>>What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
>> > > > 45 minutes.
>>
>>What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>> > > > Through his chest with a sharp knife.
>>
>>Why do men want to marry virgins?
>> > > > They can't stand criticism.
>>
>>Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
>>and good-looking?
>> > > > Because those men already have boyfriends.
>>
>>What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
>> > > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
>>
>>What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>> > > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
>>intention of driving.
>>
>>Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
>> > > > Because they have cotton balls.
>>
>>What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>> > > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
>>
>>What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>> > > > "Are you sure it's mine?"
>>
>>What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
>> > > > Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck.
>>
>>Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
>> > > > Mace will do that to you.
>>
>>Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
>> > > > Everyone has the same DNA.
>>
>>Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>> > > > Breasts don't have eyes.
>>
>>Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
>> > > > He walks around saying "Yo."
>>
>>Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car
>>only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>> > > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>>
>>Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>> > > > A different bar.
>>
>>Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
>> > > > They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
>>
>>What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
>>other?
>> > > > A speech impediment.
>>
>>What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
>>half-mast?
>> > > > They're hiring.
>>
>>What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>> > > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front
>>of the cage along with... "a recipe".
>>
>>How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
>> > > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>>
>>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>>fairytale?
>> > > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern
>>fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
>>
>>Why is there no Disneyland in China?
>> > > > No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Hah, that last one was funniest.

Good stuff.

[quote:15c51]>>Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
>> > > > Everyone has the same DNA. [/quote:15c51]
U mother fucker. i hate people who think we are all hicks. go pick on mississippi

happy: very good biggrin:

lol this shit is hilarious

funny stuff

[img]http://www.puremayhem.net/downloads/funshit/lol_hitting.gif[/img]

hmmm, no black jokes? I was expecting at least 1 of those, since i read the title of the thread. Or, u could always pick on us, alabama, but pick on the deep south portion of this state b/c that incest crap doesnt occur up here, well not that i know of....................

Make fun of religion.

[quote:a48e3]Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
>> > > > Because they have cotton balls.
[/quote:a48e3]
[quote:a48e3]Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car
>>only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
>> > > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. [/quote:a48e3]
biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

[quote:b769f]>>What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>> > > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. [/quote:b769f]

haha, nice! Good ones man. biggrin:

No white jokes either.

a long time ago I posted some racist jokes, people didnt like it....lol

[quote:19c51]U mother fucker. i hate people who think we are all hicks. go pick on mississippi[/quote:19c51]

Fuck you bitch! Oh wait, I'm from Alabama. Actually I'm not from there either.

[quote:19c51]Or, u could always pick on us, alabama, but pick on the deep south portion of this state b/c that incest crap doesnt occur up here, well not that i know of....................[/quote:19c51]

Hell everybody knows that doesn't occur anywhere, at least as long as there's normal, sane people. Well, maybe it occurs in Naawlins and Gay Bay but its cool everywhere else.

Re: Hopefully I can offend everyone with this post
 

ROFL!

^I still dont get that

dirtbag on the harley = the guy

dirtbag on the hoover = the bag that collects all the dirt on the vaccum

On a Hoover the dirt bag is inside the machine... On a Harley the dirt bag is sitting behind the driver.

oh, lol, thanks for clearing that up

too much to read. not even gonna bother the first one was quite old so that turned me off a bit

how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen?
2 in the front seats
2 in the back
96 in the ashtray

hake: hake: hake:

thats supposed to offend everyone

Ouch dude, that was a bad one....

that's the fuckin point damnit

>>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>>fairytale?
>> > > > A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern
>>fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."


OMFG, That made me laugh for like evr, TOTALLY!

[quote="_Blitz_":51580]how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen?
2 in the front seats
2 in the back
96 in the ashtray[/quote:51580]
Dude that was horrible

[quote="_Blitz_":7b4ca]how do you fit 100 jews in a volkswagen?
2 in the front seats
2 in the back
96 in the ashtray[/quote:7b4ca]

Fucking DickGobbler.

Hes in trouble. But all those other jokes are a laugh and a million

My black friend told me this one...
Whats purple hanging in the tree in my backyard?






My nigga and ill paint him any color i want.

[quote="Coublacka_":be358]My black friend told me this one...
Whats purple hanging in the tree in my backyard?






My nigga and ill paint him any color i want.[/quote:be358]

That wasn't funny.

That's crossing the line. Watch it.

[quote="Coublacka_":9755c]My black friend told me this one...
Whats purple hanging in the tree in my backyard?






My nigga and ill paint him any color i want.[/quote:9755c]
[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/upload/uploads/funnymissingmilkcarton.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/funnymissingmilkcarton.png[/img]
edit?????

Well aint this supposed to be a offensive thread in the first place? It seems as long as its not offensive you its ok but when it does you get pissed off. Stop being such hypocrites.

Why do Mexicans drive lowriders?
So they can pick strawberries faster

rofl

Lol.

hahaha

What the fuck? Since when were racist jokes accepted by AA.Com.....?

Jeezus christ.....I fucking wonder, in a pool of utter awe and confusion....Why the hell would threads that are not at all offensive be locked, and a thread like this gets to go on for 3 pages. hake: