Longest Time In The Bathroom?
 

Omg this morning i was in the bathroom in my house when i got up to go to school....it was like 6 o`clock and after i took a shower I took a big shit
I meen this was the longest and most hurtfull i`ve ever done! omg

Has anyone of you lost your time in the bathroom and actually spent like 1 or 2 hours on the toilet...and if you say yes cause of masturbating then thats sad it takes you that long,LOL

I had a stomach flu in February and I spent an entire night shittin' gravy. I swear to Jeebus, I was on the can 98% of the time between 11:00PM and 7:00AM (then I went to the hospital).

Nasty.

10 mins max for me

damn
 

thats very sad man...feel bad for ya....did you crap your guts out or some thing?LMAO that would hurt....

Re: damn
 

Not far from it...heh heh

what a messed up topic oOo:. but this is the offtopic forum...

Yes, this is almost as worse as Sclass's "Would you show a kid your pubes for 75 cents?" Thread.

I'm always reading on the shitter, so I'd say the longest has been an hour.

sorry
 

i just wanted to share how much pain i had when i crapped out like 5 feet of chicken i had last night! LMAO
and mash potatoes with awesome country gravy and some country fried steak MUAHAHAHAHAHA
denny`s is awesome...

Hehe, it's a funny one though.

Two factors that a lot of humans cannot fail to find humorous:

1) Toilet humour

2) Other people in pain (Slapstick).

I've had some seriously long stints before. Not as bad as a whole hour, but still...

I'm not sure which I hate more... Shitting bricks or eye-of-a-needle.

HAW HAW HAW! No, nothing's as bad as that thread.

Yes that was disturbing, and right now im typing this while i sit on the shitter.

mad: <---- well thats probably how my face looks when im crapping.

Hopefully there are no flames shooting up from your crotch, though...

What about spending time in th bathroom passed out after puking?

I think i've done that before in my own house. My mom wasn't too pleased, to say the least.

At the time I was 17 and came home from a haloween party just plastered. I probably spent from 3am till like 7am in there sleeping/puking. Fun times.

The longest shit i've taken i probably an hour or two. Leave no man behind.

probably an hour

lmao

has anyone puked and crapped at the same time ed:. not that i have....

I do big-ass shits all the time. I'm talking, Heavy Ammunition.

Most I've spent on the toilet is probably a half-hour though..... not counting spewing.

I spent what seemsed like most of a night in a bathroom once.

I was on vacation in Florida and I got either a stomach flu or a mild case of west nile, I was pretty much fucked up for the next two days after that.

I've heard of a story of exactly that happening in a restaurant bathroom, but I am sceptical and think it is an urban legend or something.

Man, I dominated one about 20 minutes ago. biggrin:

Paperwork was almost non-existant...you gotta love that.

[quote="Sgt Stryker":1b98c]I spent what seemsed like most of a night in a bathroom once.

I was on vacation in Florida and I got either a stomach flu or a mild case of west nile, I was pretty much fucked up for the next two days after that.[/quote:1b98c]

shit I hate it when I type too fast and get extra letters in words cry:

lol urban legend indeed.

once i felt sick and had to take a crap so iwas crapping an had to barf so i whip out the trashcan and barf like no tomorrow while crapping cry:

10-20 minutes

This is charming.

I feel so left out because I never actually timed myself oOo:

Jesus christ, you people can sit and shit for half an hour?? I'd recommend some "Draino" for your plugged up assholes.

I usually take 10-15 minutes at the LONGEST. If anything, I shit in like 3-5 minutes.

My dumps are usually about 1 minute.

this is actually a topic? what the fuck

Wheres Blitz when you need him. He knows all about shit.

sometimes it depends for me

I usually get the runny shit that hangs in my ass hair, which is a bitch to whipe out and sometimes I get the dangling poopy, thats when I gotta jiggle my ass or tense up for it to break off, and then im home free.

i just grab a magazine and read for a bit untill my leggs go numb and then i get off

[quote="Old Reliable":36418]this is actually a topic? what the fuck[/quote:36418]
You haven't been banned yet? What the fuck

One time I ate some habanero peppers, uh 2 to be exact, and I ate some of these other little pepers that where is the juice, I dod this at school cuase some kid brought them and we have nothing better to do. Anyways, during History, right after lunch I started getting sick to my stomach, and when I got home, I took a poop, and is was not that bad, and I though, wow, I got away with this. Later that night, though, I had to go back, I pooped, and it burned so bad, I thought I was gonna die, oh how it hurt. I wantedx to lay down but I couldnt. I had what ya call a Japanese Flag. I mean flames where shooting every where, people where dying, the army was drilling their soldiers to prepare for gas attacks in it, it was horrible. hake:

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":1e0fb]One time I ate some habanero peppers, uh 2 to be exact, and I ate some of these other little pepers that where is the juice, I dod this at school cuase some kid brought them and we have nothing better to do. Anyways, during History, right after lunch I started getting sick to my stomach, and when I got home, I took a poop, and is was not that bad, and I though, wow, I got away with this. Later that night, though, I had to go back, I pooped, and it burned so bad, I thought I was gonna die, oh how it hurt. I wantedx to lay down but I couldnt. I had what ya call a Japanese Flag. I mean flames where shooting every where, people where dying, the army was drilling their soldiers to prepare for gas attacks in it, it was horrible. hake:[/quote:1e0fb] lol

Have any of u guys ever had ure bio movement come out of the wrong hole? I have once. ONcE uPon a time i had to go the broom really bad b/c my stomach burned from something that i had eaten. Anyways, to make a long story short, i was throwing up and beans( yes beans, green beans to be exact) came shooting out of my nose into the toilet. All that night, i was picking pepper pieces of of my nose eatthis:/ cry:.


picking pepper pieces
Try saying that 4 times in a row