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w0lfw00d 06-11-2003 10:35 PM

most annoying commercial
 
whats a commercial that you cant stand. it has to be either the stupid oxi-clean guy or the verizon wireless guy "can you hear me now?".

Simo Häyhä 06-11-2003 10:43 PM

"not me not now" commercials

101stSpeirs 06-11-2003 10:52 PM

that subway one with the chipotle one. the guy that ask for examples on "how hot it is"...... ooooh... he must die evil:

Old Reliable 06-11-2003 11:05 PM

i don't watch commercials so i can't comment, but I would ahve to say they are all annoying

w0lfw00d 06-11-2003 11:08 PM

true i find all commercials to be annoying...but that oxi-clean one is way too long.

Bazooka_Joe 06-11-2003 11:13 PM

The Pine-Sol commercials, and the John Basedow quick abs video.

White Rabbit 06-11-2003 11:14 PM

hahaahah yea the "not me not now commercials" its just hopeless propaganda where teenagers are saying " im going to wait until im married for sex" the most unbeliveable one was a bunch of skater GUYS are saying im not going to have sex until im married.

fucking pathetic hake:

Xorcist [USA] 06-11-2003 11:26 PM

Anything with that Billy Mays fag in them. From shower scrub to to car dent pullers.

"Hi, Billy Mays here and I've got an amazing product for you to UGH!!!!!!!!"

*bitch slaps Billy with a dent puller and squirts shower cleaner in his eyes*

w0lfw00d 06-11-2003 11:28 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":544eb]hahaahah yea the "not me not now commercials" its just hopeless propaganda where teenagers are saying " im going to wait until im married for sex" the most unbeliveable one was a bunch of skater GUYS are saying im not going to have sex until im married.

fucking pathetic hake:[/quote:544eb]
ya that is bs.

K-9NeXuS 06-11-2003 11:29 PM

The L and S Carpet commercials...after I see those commercials i just want to punch myself as hard as i can...OOOOOOOhhhH!H!H!H!

Airborne Butters 06-11-2003 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 101stSpeirs
that subway one with the chipotle one. the guy that ask for examples on "how hot it is"...... ooooh... he must die evil:

I hate how the chick went "it's more like , ooooohh wee that is nice annnnnnnnnnnnd spicy"

I'm gonna skull fuck that hoe! mad:

06-11-2003 11:30 PM

all the friggin joy of pepsi commercials.


more like the joy of a warm M-60 shooting pepsi's board of directors and the guy that came up with the "song" fire1:

06-11-2003 11:31 PM

[quote="Airborne Butters":90f31]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 101stSpeirs
that subway one with the chipotle one. the guy that ask for examples on "how hot it is"...... ooooh... he must die evil:

I hate how the chick went "it's more like , ooooohh wee that is nice annnnnnnnnnnnd spicy"

I'm gonna skull fuck that hoe! mad:[/quote:90f31]

yes that one is definetly annoying

w0lfw00d 06-11-2003 11:40 PM

or any commercial that cant sell their products so have to rely on putting stupid celebs like britney and all those pop singers on their commercials. it just makes me hate the product more.

Tripper 06-11-2003 11:58 PM

Fucking Toyota adds. They raped the shit out of a good Arrested Development song.

101stSpeirs 06-12-2003 12:09 AM

[quote="Airborne Butters":33d3d]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 101stSpeirs
that subway one with the chipotle one. the guy that ask for examples on "how hot it is"...... ooooh... he must die evil:

I hate how the chick went "it's more like , ooooohh wee that is nice annnnnnnnnnnnd spicy"

I'm gonna skull fuck that hoe! mad:[/quote:33d3d]

lol, he is soooo fucking annoying, i rip my hair out just looking at him

JBird 06-12-2003 12:10 AM

"Hi im John Scherr CEO of video professor. im so confident that once you try my product, youll come back to me for all your computer learning needs. my product, my product, product. try my product." me and my brother counted and he says product 8 times within one minute. oOo:

06-12-2003 04:53 AM

i don't have a TV

Eight Ace 06-12-2003 05:31 AM

...the worst have gotta be the financial institution adds (I assume they're the same everwhare), with people
saying "oh! we are fiscally fucked for sure!" and a banker says "Relax, we can tailor a package...etc"
...usually with some nice piano or guitar, and the people actually thank the bank guy...almost as if he was kin,
like his institution wouldn't cut them off like a pimp cuts a biotch, at the drop of a hat!..LOL! oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2003 06:04 AM

[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":30e08]"Hi im John Scherr CEO of video professor. im so confident that once you try my product, youll come back to me for all your computer learning needs. my product, my product, product. try my product." me and my brother counted and he says product 8 times within one minute. oOo:[/quote:30e08]LMAO I HATE THAT!!!

Sergeant_Scrotum 06-12-2003 06:40 AM

the "dude were takin a break" kit kat commercial. also that dairy queen one where their trying to tip the ice cream or whatever the hell it is upside down. OH! & i think i speak for all canadians when i say the canadian tire couple!

zach544 06-12-2003 06:57 AM

I don't know if this is everywhere but there is this commerical I see all the time with the fat guy walking around his backyard with a metal detector finding gifts for his wife LOL.

"My wife is proud of all the weight I've lost" rubs stomach
"But she is especially proud of this!" holds up a ring with crusted dirt around the ring he found in the ground for his wife as a gift LOL

Anyways I see this damn commerical non stop. Oh, and those damn Herbal Essences commericals. Close your eyes just for sec while the girl is ''OHHhhhh AHHHH''ing and for a brief second you will think it's a porno LOL Ok well that's the ones I really hate.

--Zach

06-12-2003 02:31 PM

That "Wassssuuuppp" commercial from years ago

w0lfw00d 06-12-2003 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sclass12
That "Wassssuuuppp" commercial from years ago

ooh ya. ahh i hated that crap!

Akuma 06-12-2003 02:45 PM

Any commerical with sound and pictures.

T.Hunter 06-12-2003 02:57 PM

Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.

zach544 06-12-2003 02:59 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


''Wow!!! Looks like I have to make more!"


HAHAH!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS

--Zach

Zoner 06-12-2003 03:02 PM

Anyone ever see the lawyer commercial for Jim "THE HAMMER" Shapiro?? HAW HAW HAW!

I can't even attempt to explain how big of a fawkin' asshat this guy is.

zach544 06-12-2003 03:03 PM

LOL no but it sounds damn hilarious for some reason. I hate those lawyer commericals and stuff.

"The law offices of Ronnie Lynn Dueth'' I really hate that line

--Zach

w0lfw00d 06-12-2003 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zach544
"The law offices of Ronnie Lynn Dueth'' I really hate that line

lol yeah that always gets on my nerves too.

Chronic Diarrhea 06-12-2003 04:13 PM

[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":d21e5]"Hi im John Scherr CEO of video professor. im so confident that once you try my product, youll come back to me for all your computer learning needs. my product, my product, product. try my product." me and my brother counted and he says product 8 times within one minute. oOo:[/quote:d21e5]

LMAO!! I know everytime I watch that stupid man I am mesmorized by the number of times he says product. LOL best post of the month for me. biggrin:

Gonzo 06-12-2003 04:17 PM

old navy has the gayiest ones ever made

06-12-2003 04:43 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":13ac2]Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.[/quote:13ac2]
lol, i remember many years ago when my sister said that an ingredient on the back label was spanish for goat shit, so I never drank any ovaltine biggrin:

Milla 06-12-2003 05:09 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":d8bac]Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.[/quote:d8bac]

Rip the balls off him, rofl. I really do hate those herbal essances ones. They are soooooooo fucking annoying .

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-12-2003 05:11 PM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":e7c34][quote="T.Hunter":e7c34]Get Ready becasue once I tell you the most annoying commercial in the world is youll agree with me:





the Ovaltine commercial.

"More ovaltine please"

I wana fucking jump through the tv and rip the balls off that soda jerk guy that holds the can of ovaltine

its those damn kids with their squeeky voicesand the corny acting

the luzianne smoothies is the same.[/quote:e7c34]

Rip the balls off him, rofl. I really do hate those herbal essances ones. They are soooooooo fucking annoying .[/quote:e7c34] more more clean my hair clean it!milla aint that cool

Chronic Diarrhea 06-12-2003 05:50 PM

Here's another one:

"His name is Henry, Clay Henry. He's a Jared lover and a firefag from Subgay. He got real big on burgers and porn, now he's down to a smaller porn. Raping kids with his firehose, smacking fat fucks without any clothes. Henry, Clay Henry."

Milla 06-12-2003 05:52 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":c5d94]Here's another one:

"His name is Henry, Clay Henry. He's a Jared lover and a firefag from Subgay. He got real big on burgers and porn, now he's down to a smaller porn. Raping kids with his firehose, smacking fat fucks without any clothes. Henry, Clay Henry."[/quote:c5d94]

My names Clay Henry.....rofl i hate that commercial so much

06-12-2003 05:56 PM

[quote="Chronic Diarrhea":5f5b8]Here's another one:

"His name is Henry, Clay Henry. He's a Jared lover and a firefag from Subgay. He got real big on burgers and porn, now he's down to a smaller porn. Raping kids with his firehose, smacking fat fucks without any clothes. Henry, Clay Henry."[/quote:5f5b8]

lmao

9mm BeRetTa 06-12-2003 05:56 PM

commercials such as the ones for nike and gatorade got pretty dumb when they all sweat playing basketball to rap music. it was cool at first but then they make them over and over and over again

Old Reliable 06-12-2003 07:59 PM

I LOST ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH ..holy shit I wanna punch that guy


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