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Office Depot 06-21-2003 04:33 AM

wtf simo, why arent you in jail yet???
 
when is your trial? cry:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-21-2003 05:16 AM

yah wtf!!

Gonzo 06-21-2003 09:09 AM

what did simo do?

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-21-2003 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaBong
what did simo do?

where the heck have u been!?!?he hacked into his schools system and deleted the junior class records

06-21-2003 09:16 AM

he better bring some KY with him if he gets locked up oOo:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-21-2003 09:17 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":f5e75]he better bring some KY with him if he gets locked up oOo:[/quote:f5e75]he better bring sclass so he can have the bummsex

06-21-2003 09:25 AM

i wonder if they could lock you up too, as a favor to us poor scumbags that have to put up with you

MrLevinstein 06-21-2003 10:53 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":c797f]i wonder if they could lock you up too, as a favor to us poor scumbags that have to put up with you[/quote:c797f]

Bian is right fuck off you noobs

Gonzo 06-21-2003 11:53 AM

o ya that. i forgot. simo good luck with your case

Simo Häyhä 06-21-2003 02:05 PM

trail was at june 18th but there was going to be cameras there, the judge didnt want that so it has been postponed for a week or two. details to come. but lately i have been having meetings with the councilers at school and i will have to somehow work off the debt because the computer specialist from canadaigua cost a whole fucking shitload of money.

Office Depot 06-21-2003 02:20 PM

ok....yeah just keep us updated we have to know all about the drama and all that. you gotta start preparing your "i'm innocent" speech, remember it has to be moving and you gotta put all the emotion you can into it. eek:

Simo Häyhä 06-21-2003 02:31 PM

[quote="Office Depot":4e28b]ok....yeah just keep us updated we have to know all about the drama and all that. you gotta start preparing your "i'm innocent" speech, remember it has to be moving and you gotta put all the emotion you can into it. eek:[/quote:4e28b]
ok afrodj13

[DAS REICH] Blitz 06-21-2003 02:44 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":657ed][quote="Office Depot":657ed]ok....yeah just keep us updated we have to know all about the drama and all that. you gotta start preparing your "i'm innocent" speech, remember it has to be moving and you gotta put all the emotion you can into it. eek:[/quote:657ed]
ok afrodj13[/quote:657ed]omg h3 l337 h4x0red him!!

Bean 2 06-21-2003 03:08 PM

Just remember once u get there, to survive, u either have to beat the biggest guy there or become someones bitch.

geRV 06-21-2003 03:12 PM

[quote="Bean 2":c5e78]Just remember once u get there, to survive, u either have to beat the biggest guy there or become someones bitch.[/quote:c5e78]

Even if he could (ya right) beat the biggest guy there id say hed prefer the role of "the bitch" more.

Simo Häyhä 06-21-2003 03:15 PM

[quote=Gerard]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bean 2":9a69f
Just remember once u get there, to survive, u either have to beat the biggest guy there or become someones bitch.

Even if he could (ya right) beat the biggest guy there id say hed prefer the role of "the bitch" more.[/quote:9a69f]
only to you, snuggle bear biggrin:

1080jibber 06-21-2003 05:25 PM

i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

06-21-2003 05:26 PM

hide the crack up ur bum

Unknown_Sniper 06-21-2003 05:31 PM

Yeah htey do get good jobs...or join some Elite organized cyber crime group and make a billion then retire. And if your under 18...thius isnt murder. Unless their fucked up youll be tried as a minor and NOT go to a normal prison.

Office Depot 06-21-2003 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.

Tripper 06-21-2003 06:11 PM

LOL......He won't be allowed to touch computers until his 18th Birthday.....*/me remembers cheesy early 90s hax film*

Simo Häyhä 06-21-2003 06:12 PM

[quote="Office Depot":45235]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.[/quote:45235]
shows how much you know. it depends on the company you work for. the top security admin for AT&T (year 2002 i think)is a former hacker himself who rakes in a nice 500,000 a year, others who i have met grab around 45k. hackers make your best security admins and that fire wall you're using was built by hackers.

Office Depot 06-21-2003 06:36 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":42e98][quote="Office Depot":42e98]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.[/quote:42e98]
shows how much you know. it depends on the company you work for. the top security admin for AT&T (year 2002 i think)is a former hacker himself who rakes in a nice 500,000 a year, others who i have met grab around 45k. hackers make your best security admins and that fire wall you're using was built by hackers.[/quote:42e98]

well duh, you dumbass there are some that have jobs like that. but just cause you hack some thing and get a lot of attention doesnt mean some company is just going to hire you and pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars. anyways 45k really isn't very much..

Tripper 06-21-2003 07:04 PM

[quote="Office Depot":0a769][quote="Simo Häyhä":0a769][quote="Office Depot":0a769]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.[/quote:0a769]
shows how much you know. it depends on the company you work for. the top security admin for AT&T (year 2002 i think)is a former hacker himself who rakes in a nice 500,000 a year, others who i have met grab around 45k. hackers make your best security admins and that fire wall you're using was built by hackers.[/quote:0a769]

well duh, you dumbass there are some that have jobs like that. but just cause you hack some thing and get a lot of attention doesnt mean some company is just going to hire you and pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars. anyways 45k really isn't very much..[/quote:0a769]

It's probably more money than you'll ever see when you're jockeying a Fucking register at some two-bit grocery store for minimum wage. Good Luck!

Office Depot 06-21-2003 07:13 PM

tripper..why the fuck do you have to try (notice i say try) and insult everyone who has less posts than you? i just cant figure it out.

Tripper 06-21-2003 07:24 PM

[quote="Office Depot":2413c]tripper..why the fuck do you have to try (notice i say try) and insult everyone who has less posts than you? i just cant figure it out.[/quote:2413c]

I insult people who deserve it, you Cock-Slave.

06-21-2003 07:42 PM

lol Cock-Slave biggrin:

Infernal_ 06-21-2003 08:51 PM

simo will be raking in the cash in the future and you will be sucking dick for coke and selling your body off to strange men (thats right the drink not the drug)

Pyro 06-21-2003 10:56 PM

[quote="aNti hEro":08df5]hide the crack up ur bum[/quote:08df5]

JBird 06-21-2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL......He won't be allowed to touch computers until his 18th Birthday.....*/me remembers cheesy early 90s hax film*

LMFAO that movie was on showtime a few weeks ago "Hackers" with a pre-trashy angelina jolie cool: one of the hacker kids comes up to a p.o.s. laptop rig and says

"damn check this out boy! its souped up 8 ways from sunday!! it has a 28.8 kilabaud internet connection yo! "

i chuckled a for a bit , then i changed the channel to croc hunter. happy:

pvt_hz 06-21-2003 11:40 PM

they will not allowed you to use a computer for years!!!! eek:

poor simo...

Simo Häyhä 06-21-2003 11:46 PM

[quote="Office Depot":a023e][quote="Simo Häyhä":a023e][quote="Office Depot":a023e]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.[/quote:a023e]
shows how much you know. it depends on the company you work for. the top security admin for AT&T (year 2002 i think)is a former hacker himself who rakes in a nice 500,000 a year, others who i have met grab around 45k. hackers make your best security admins and that fire wall you're using was built by hackers.[/quote:a023e]

well duh, you dumbass there are some that have jobs like that. but just cause you hack some thing and get a lot of attention doesnt mean some company is just going to hire you and pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars. anyways 45k really isn't very much..[/quote:a023e]
let just put it this way. you dont know the whole story, and you dont know what the fuck you are talking about, dickface hake:

Simo Häyhä 06-21-2003 11:46 PM

btw the average american income is around 25-29k, and you're saying 45k isnt alot?

Tripper 06-22-2003 12:17 AM

[quote="|ANIMAL| 1SG Jaybird":635bf]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
LOL......He won't be allowed to touch computers until his 18th Birthday.....*/me remembers cheesy early 90s hax film*

LMFAO that movie was on showtime a few weeks ago "Hackers" with a pre-trashy angelina jolie cool: one of the hacker kids comes up to a p.o.s. laptop rig and says

"damn check this out boy! its souped up 8 ways from sunday!! it has a 28.8 kilabaud internet connection yo! "

i chuckled a for a bit , then i changed the channel to croc hunter. happy:[/quote:635bf]

ROFL......28kb Yo!

Office Depot 06-22-2003 12:24 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":24095][quote="Office Depot":24095][quote="Simo Häyhä":24095][quote="Office Depot":24095]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.[/quote:24095]
shows how much you know. it depends on the company you work for. the top security admin for AT&T (year 2002 i think)is a former hacker himself who rakes in a nice 500,000 a year, others who i have met grab around 45k. hackers make your best security admins and that fire wall you're using was built by hackers.[/quote:24095]

well duh, you dumbass there are some that have jobs like that. but just cause you hack some thing and get a lot of attention doesnt mean some company is just going to hire you and pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars. anyways 45k really isn't very much..[/quote:24095]
let just put it this way. you dont know the whole story, and you dont know what the fuck you are talking about, dickface hake:[/quote:24095]

lol,,,, whole story of what? so that's one guy? big fucking deal, is that your goal to make 500k a year by hacking your junior class files? btw, factor out all the people living in the streets, all the welfare abusers, and illegal immigrants, and the average income is much higher.

anyways, we all know you're guilty, and we hope you enjoy your time in jail with bubba, fucktard.

Tripper 06-22-2003 12:26 AM

[quote="Office Depot":4040b][quote="Simo Häyhä":4040b][quote="Office Depot":4040b][quote="Simo Häyhä":4040b][quote="Office Depot":4040b]
Quote:

Originally Posted by 1080jibber
i bet you will get some kind of awsome job from this, dont companys hire kids like you when they do shit like that?

i hear alot about how hackers get these internet secerity jobs in these big offices oOo:

only in movies pal.[/quote:4040b]
shows how much you know. it depends on the company you work for. the top security admin for AT&T (year 2002 i think)is a former hacker himself who rakes in a nice 500,000 a year, others who i have met grab around 45k. hackers make your best security admins and that fire wall you're using was built by hackers.[/quote:4040b]

well duh, you dumbass there are some that have jobs like that. but just cause you hack some thing and get a lot of attention doesnt mean some company is just going to hire you and pay you hundreds of thousands of dollars. anyways 45k really isn't very much..[/quote:4040b]
let just put it this way. you dont know the whole story, and you dont know what the fuck you are talking about, dickface hake:[/quote:4040b]

lol,,,, whole story of what? so that's one guy? big fucking deal, is that your goal to make 500k a year by hacking your junior class files? btw, factor out all the people living in the streets, all the welfare abusers, and illegal immigrants, and the average income is much higher.

anyways, we all know you're guilty, and we hope you enjoy your time in jail with bubba, fucktard.[/quote:4040b]

If he has half as much fun as you did with Zach and Bryan last week, then we will be very happy for him.

Office Depot 06-22-2003 12:27 AM

lol

Simo Häyhä 06-22-2003 12:46 AM

im not going to jail. you dont know what you are talking about
someone delete this thread

Office Depot 06-22-2003 01:55 AM

yea yea, that's what they all say.

Zoner 06-22-2003 09:07 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":02a04]im not going to jail. you dont know what you are talking about[/quote:02a04]


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