i need advice
 

something really bad happened to me today.....i went to see A movie with a bunch of guy friends ...when we all walked into the theater i saw my girlfriend sitting next to another guy and his arm was around her.....well seeing this pissed me off..i walked over to then and then saw that they were making out...so that concludeed that there not related...i grab the basterds arm and slung it off of her..and that pissed him off so he stood up...me already up and he took a swing..missing me i swung back..amiing contact..and knockinh him onto the ground..now my girlfriend wont talk to me after a argument about me and how i wasent supposed to see it and blah blah blah...and when i got home i called and her mom said she doesnt wanna talk to me..so i walked down to her house..and eventuallly getting chased away by dig dad...so..when i finally go hold of her(which wasent easy)we talked...almost wanted to hit her,,,,but didnt..and..she dont wanna be wit me anymore...and i really love her a lot..does anyone know how i might be able to get her back?...plz help me...im thinking about suicide so help befoe i do so....(im not kidding about suicide)

Re: i need advice
 

Kill yourself.

One less n00b for the forums as far as I'm concerned. hake:

i doubt this actually happend hake: sounds like something out of hollywood imo

Well, shit happens.

The only thing I can honestly tell you to do is:

A) Go to a Therapist.
B) Find out about a thing called "Prozac" or "Vallium"
C) Meet new girls.


There's really no reason, or any form of idea as to why you should post this on a Video Game Forum. Post it on a Therapy Forum, but not here.

fuck her, she's not worth it

become rish and successful and rub it in her face

I'll let the OBS freaks take care of you Kevo.

offer her a soda spiked with vicoden, then have your way with her, see who has the last word now

guys i wouldnt joke about this. he might be joking but what if he isnt. if he is in a state thinking about suicide then one comment could set him off(cough cough tripper)

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":04e8c]guys i wouldnt joke about this. he might be joking but what if he isnt. if he is in a state thinking about suicide then one comment could set him off(cough cough tripper)[/quote:04e8c]

He isn't serious. I guarantee.

....even if he was, it wasn't me that killed him, it was his weak grasp over his emotions.

but he asked our advice and you just said go kill yourself nobody loves u
hake: hake: hake: hake: hake:

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":163cb]but he asked our advice and you just said go kill yourself nobody loves u
hake: hake: hake: hake: hake:[/quote:163cb]

Please tell me where the Fuck I said that nobody loved him?

Just shut your fucking face and stop bitching, b00n.

I have a great idea. OK she is obviously a stupid whore for being mad at you so here is how u get her back. And do kill your self man she isnt worth your life

You grab a Paintball gun paintball her house (make sure u have the FPS on that sucker all the way up. and if big bad dad come pop him too.

Why would you even WANT to be with a woman who blatantly shows her
complete lack of respect for you ? Don't make the rest of us look stupid
by trying to "win her back", please. In your position, I would have really
slapped her bad in front of her companion and following that, proceed to
beat the guy unless he didn't try anything: after all, it isn't HIS fault...

now thats a good solution

congrats on knocking the mofo out........if she cheated once you dont want her back, shes not worth it............

Guys fighting over women..... shiiiit.

[quote="Old Reliable":525ac]fuck her, she's not worth it[/quote:525ac]

once again old reliable posts the only useful thing in the whole thread. gotta agree with him, plus.. at least you kicked that dude's ass right?

oops nevermind, solidus posted something helpful too.

oops nevermind, hybrid posted something good too.

get a hotter woman

get revenge on that other guy?

im with SoLiDUS on this one.

I retract my earlier statement.
Have sex with her mim and hidenly tape it, then give her the tape. She would be scared for life

[quote="Office Depot":c70db][quote="Old Reliable":c70db]fuck her, she's not worth it[/quote:c70db]

once again old reliable posts the only useful thing in the whole thread. gotta agree with him, plus.. at least you kicked that dude's ass right?

oops nevermind, solidus posted something helpful too.

oops nevermind, hybrid posted something good too.[/quote:c70db]



lol

[quote=":Hybrid:":b59e1]lol[/quote:b59e1]
lol

another reason your giving people to restrict paintball hake: if theres more paintball gun violence i belive the sport will dissapear because of lawmakers

dont see her anymore. She is obviously cheating on you and you shouldnt even think about spending time with her. And dont kill yourself man, thats just stupid. But check into a therapist if its really bad, and never see her again. If she ever wants you back, tell her to go away.

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5c21f]another reason your giving people to restrict paintball hake: if theres more paintball gun violence i belive the sport will dissapear because of lawmakers[/quote:5c21f]
True, must of not of thunk that. All the field in my city got closed down by bankruptcy :( so know i have to play in the mountains and ive been tooken into custody cuz of it about a week ago but we have no where to play. cuz the nearest field is about a 45 minute drive

[quote=":Hybrid:":5cc3b]congrats on knocking the mofo out........if she cheated once you dont want her back, shes not worth it............[/quote:5cc3b] she got a sister ?? if not dude move on ... if you gonna youreself over a break up .. never get married .. hake: eatthis:

preach it ...

meh...she ain't worth it man

[quote=":Hybrid:":bb283]
lol[/quote:bb283]

Dude, I love your avatar!

"Excuse me Sir, I asked for a Pina Colada and..."

LOL

[quote=SoLiDUS]Dude, I love your avatar!

"Excuse me Sir, I asked for a Pina Colada and..."

LOL[/quote:faa3a]

"....uh.....sir...thats, my, uh.....stapler...my red stapler..."

Two words for you man:

Move On

Any girl who would cheat on you and then get mad at you when you confront her is not worth it. You may think you love her now, but just wait a few years, you'll look back and realize that you didn't, or that it was only puupy love. How old are you? Trust me, it's for the best, if you guys stay togeather, she'll only keep cheating. I know what I'm talking about, I've been through a similar situation. My ex didn't cheat on me, but she still hurt me none the less, and I loved her, and still do, but I'm moving on, and so should you. It may sound corney, but it's true, there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Now go find yourself someone that will actully have the respect and decency to be faithful.

...fella, don't do anything you won't be around to regret....a smarter plan is to ingratiate yourself with her
family in a big way....turn that "Big Dads" frown upside down by doing all the chores around their house
pleasure her mim if requested to do so, the tape, however, should be retained by yourself (6489JAMES6489s bad.. hake: )
...make yourself invaluable to her pets and siblings....slowly but surely, they'll all hate her for the way
she's been treating you.....she'll crack...she'll be yours, now you can fingerbang her, cream in your
jeans, then act as if she doesn't exist.

shit happens...its a woman not a winning lottery ticket. shes boviously a total bitch anyway so why would you even want to see her.

Screw her man, crap almost like that happened to me but I wasn't going out with the girl. If you respect yourself at all you'll move on order a dozen pizzas to her house and kick the kids ass a few more times. It's only right freak:

You don't want a cheating slut who's gonna be double dealin and if she didnt go to the movies with you she doesn't care about you sorry to say it but its the truth. Find a new girl.

aight, ill try not to say the wrong thing. obviously she doesnt like you cuz you play moh too much and its making u lose all your friends, GET OFF THE COMPUTER, hehehe nah j/k...

shes obviously a retarded fucked up bitch if she cheats on you then get pissed at you, cut the bitches throat and then u can do what u want with her. or cut her into 100 pieces and see how much the other wants to make out with her then mad:

Oooo-kay.

/me slowly backs away from the murderous freak.

haha, this coming from someone with jason and freddy stuff in his sig...

btw, nice sig! mwah: