SEX, #*$%ING, MAKING LOVE - 3 LEVELS OF INTERCOURSE
 

Ahhh SEX! What a wonderful thing it be eh folks. But yanno, I got into a nice lil argument with an ex about this act and felt the need to get some (EXPERIENCED!) feedback from some of our forum mates.

Heres the thing: to me intercourse can be broken up into three categories;

Sex. Fucking. Love Making. So far I haven't been with any chick that hasn't fallen under these three things. Here is MY personal breakdown of what each entails -

SEX: This is what you will be doing 80% of the time. Man is a horny beast. He/SometimesShe needs to ejaculate every now and then in order to properly function. Whehter it be masturbation or what, we're going to get off. So when it's 9am or 10 minutes till 8, you're going to see our significant other, feel the bulge in our pants, and want a release. Theres nothing else there but a desire to pop out tops. This is the routine.

FUCK: Heres the dirty shit. Someone you dont know. Dont want to think about the person or the act. This is what you're doing. If you've known someone for 3 days and have found your penis in said person hole, then you've FUCKED. It's not sex, because sex is a routine amount of intercourse that comes along regularly. A fuck is something unexpected, that probably wont happen again, and if it does, it'll be because youre still single. If and when this person graduates to a GF, then you'll be having the sex0rz.

LOVE MAKING: Ahhhh. Sweet sweet love. This is probably the best of all three since theres real emotion involved, since theres something more than just coming on breasts. This is that shit that happens on Valentines day, or when the significant other is feeling sad and you're trying to cheer her up, or gosh darn it you see her there in her panties and t-shirt and see just how great of a woman she is. I should say that this will happen about 15% of the time, if youre lucky. And it happens more in the BEGINNING than in the end.

And that's that.

FLAME AWAY!

mmmmk

sex? ewwwwwww

oOo:

...he said sex

The people talk about sex the most are the people who are not getting any.

I know this because i talk about it allllllllllllllllllll the time!

[quote="Captain Bunny":95863]The people talk about sex the most are the people who are not getting any.

I know this because i talk about it allllllllllllllllllll the time![/quote:95863]

You're also Scottish so the same rules dont apply.

some day, when you get older you will relize that women are hot & you will want to fuck them. well in yuor case men but... eek:

i replied like that because whats-his-face said that kids my age always giggle and say eww whenever they hear the word sex. Ive been sexualy attracted to women since i was 6

dont expect to get any nookie for a long time there sclass biggrin:

*shudders*

Your a fuckin nut case.

[quote="Captain Bunny":d42f9]The people talk about sex the most are the people who are not getting any.

I know this because i talk about it allllllllllllllllllll the time![/quote:d42f9]

SHEEP

Re: SEX, #*$%ING, MAKING LOVE - 3 LEVELS OF INTERCOURSE
 

[quote="ED! Ban #127":59c61]since theres something more than just coming on breasts. And that's that.

FLAME AWAY![/quote:59c61]


biggrin: biggrin: biggrin: biggrin:

I ahven't done any of those 3...except with my hand...

I dont recommend you start topics like this. Lots of these people are under age...and many of the noober ones are very immature.

Sclass, sclass, sclass _____________________! You are one dumb bitch...are you the kid that sucks up to the teacher and has no friends?

...LOL. He's one of those Shit-Talking kids, that goes on about bullshit, and everyone listening knows its a load of shit, but the only reason no-one says anything is because they feel fucking sorry for said kid. hake:

Bringing this back on topic (Sclass I suggest you watch yourself), I completely agree with you ED. Though I've managed to avoid having ever "fucked" in my life. I'm happy with sex and making love. cool:

[quote="Garry Coleman":cf40d]Sclass, sclass, sclass _____________________! You are one dumb bitch...are you the kid that sucks up to the teacher and has no friends?[/quote:cf40d]
i hate my teachers, you should see what i wrote on ratemyteacher.com. And i have friends

ive got to be honest .. i like the guy. his posts are funny as shit sometimes, and even after all the ripping hes still here.

biggrin: ...I agree...I even had him pegged as the next mod,
so this Innoxx thing has come as a bit of a shock....

me too....

I have nothing else to add, thanks for your time.

...having dabbled in all 3 of Eds "intercourse levels" there's definitely something to be said for all of them,
and that something is "...uh...uh...oohh...yeah..etc..." happy:

[quote=Sclass12]i hate my teachers, you should see what i wrote on ratemyteacher.com. And i have friends[/quote:8a099]

Your pet dog, 'Buck,' is not a real friend.

He probably hates your bastard, ass-face.

What was your debate about? Frankly this post is more a statment of your beliefs than anything else. Are you trying to get support for your idea's or do you want opinions on other methods of sex? Perhpas falling out of you 3 catagories.

Then of course theres the fact that you came here looking for insight into something that can easily be made into a joke. You obviously came to the wrong place. Im frankly surprized you of all people expected more from this place.

Let this be yet another lesson to anyone. AA.com is for spam and juvinile jokes only. Serious conversation, simply is not tolerated, and will be turned into one of the two latter options.

Does oral sex fall under sex? It isnt really ever had on a regular basis. Or is it fucking? It happens on rare occasions but will likly happen again, and not because your nessisarly single. Ahhh i feel the good old "Clinton" debate re-surfacing.

ed has a point .. it does get broken into groups .. and they all kick major ass ... nuff said

schlass, meh i dont care happy:

I like SCLASS. He's a fuck nut, but he's a more civil version of Founding_Law/Redneck/Von Meyer rolled together.

And the DEBATE good sir, was whether or not casual sex existed, and if sex is indistiguishable on an emotional level. Of course she being the female felt that sex meant sex no matter who you are with. I of course being the Alpha Male attempted to draw a clear distinction between all three acts and the emotional weight they carry.

That prompted me to explain my position, and my bad for not going clearer into the circumstances leading to all this.

[quote="Da_Bian":9d4da]me too....
[/quote:9d4da]

What the .......???? Was your woman standing over you when you typed that? Women like the occassional wild moneky love with toys and props as much as the next guy. Leave the sensitive stuff for the guys that arent getting any. [/male pig]

Errrr.....back on topic....


Ed - I can live with your assessment, but I would have probably said that there are only 2 groups. Its all sex, its just divided into the second two groups. But your method probably allows for more differentiation, which is good too.

[quote="Eight Ace":1b226]...having dabbled in all 3 of Eds "intercourse levels" there's definitely something to be said for all of them,
and that something is "...uh...uh...oohh...yeah..etc..." happy:[/quote:1b226]
warning:not suitable for caged up kids
For realZ! as I type this I've just had a lil intercourse with mel, LMFAO, it had to be quick because she was tired so was I but she was like soooo horny tonight its untrue. We went out drinkin in all these small bars, I swear these 2 girls we met were hookers, I mean they were really nice and all that (especially one of em coz she kept grabbin me and ticklin me beside tha crotch zone..) They said we were the nicest people they've met since they got here, she liked my accent and couldn't stop repeating that fact... her other girl was fucked up completely, I had to like tell her how to walk.
The ride home was pretty coo, we were drivin real fast and she insisted on me searching between her legs for something (your guess is as good as mine) well that was dangerous but we were in a decent mood after paying this homeless guy $6 to dance like a robot and make his cigarette disappear.
BUT aiiiight I need more practice before I'm a sex god, apparently I'm not far off
biggrin: *struts around...catches foot on bedcover, falls...carpet burnoOo:

AAAnnyway, that was tonight

wax on wax off wax onnnnn 0h wax 0FFF!!! OOH MA GAWD!

LMAO MIYAGI!!!!! biggrin:

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":cca21]LMAO MIYAGI!!!!! biggrin:[/quote:cca21]
lol