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Bean 2 07-05-2003 09:09 PM

Would u do...
 
a fat chick. Just asking cause while working at the beach today and this fat chick with three hot friends walks by and i start talking to them and then they go to their car and im giving them my number and their giving me theirs and then the fat chick flashes me and wants to grab my dick, but i told her no because were in a parking lot and my boss could see so she said her and one of her hot friends would have a threesome with me monday. Would u do it?

Simo Häyhä 07-05-2003 09:11 PM

sure ed:

Innoxx 07-05-2003 09:12 PM

Yeah, sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Besides, fat chicks need love too.

Ferich 07-05-2003 09:13 PM

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Yes.

Pyro 07-05-2003 09:14 PM

sure...more cusion for the pushin

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-05-2003 09:15 PM

think of it this way. more cusion for da pushin!

Bean 2 07-05-2003 09:16 PM

Im probably just gonna let her suck my cock and then bang the hot one.

CaP bUsTa 07-05-2003 09:16 PM

thats a good plan i hear fatter chicks give better head than skinnier chicks

Bean 2 07-05-2003 09:17 PM

Yea i heard that too. Probably cause they eat alot of sausage or something.

07-05-2003 09:17 PM

if you get the hot girls too, then do it

but dont copy that floppy

CaP bUsTa 07-05-2003 09:20 PM

[quote="Bean 2":483b7]Yea i heard that too. Probably cause they eat alot of sausage or something.[/quote:483b7]
i think its cuz they've got more fat around their mouths so their teeth dont come into play as much
too bad i've never had the chance to judge whethere or not which chicks are better

Cpt. Obvious 07-05-2003 09:21 PM

then it is true that fat chicks always have hot friends

Ferich 07-05-2003 09:22 PM

Hot friends like... Hot Dogs, Bagel Bites,Hot Pockets and your assorment of hot foods.

Sergeant_Scrotum 07-05-2003 09:24 PM

quote of the week!^ happy:

07-05-2003 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferich
Hot friends like... Hot Dogs, Bagel Bites,Hot Pockets and your assorment of hot foods.

ahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahaha

Ferich for president?

YES

Bean 2 07-05-2003 09:28 PM

if i do do her im gonna humiliate her so bad hahahahahha im gonna like slap her face with my cock .

Simo Häyhä 07-05-2003 09:31 PM

whaz in her hair

MrLevinstein 07-05-2003 09:35 PM

[quote="Bean 2":9bf4f]Im probably just gonna let her suck my cock and then bang the hot one.[/quote:9bf4f]

Jesus christ you've got it made! Bean 2 aa.com member of the week. When we say fat how fat are we talking? Like a little extra tub or morbidly obease?

geRV 07-05-2003 09:38 PM

[quote=MrLevinstein]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Bean 2":0fa4d
Im probably just gonna let her suck my cock and then bang the hot one.

Jesus christ you've got it made! Bean 2 aa.com member of the week. When we say fat how fat are we talking? Like a little extra tub or morbidly obease?[/quote:0fa4d]

Probably comperable to the hindenburg. oOo:

1080jibber 07-05-2003 09:47 PM

i want to know how big she is, but if she's not that big then i would just use her for the summer.......it's all good biggrin:


but please give us an estimate of her weight

07-05-2003 09:50 PM

she broke the truck weight scale so he's gonna have to estimate

Old Reliable 07-05-2003 10:07 PM

depends on what you designate "fat". if she is a little chubby hell yeah

Arkan 07-05-2003 10:20 PM

Yeah, bang the fat chick, and bang her real good so she'll tell her friends about you. Before you know it, you'll have 'em all in the sack together.

White Rabbit 07-05-2003 10:41 PM

found a pic of her
[img]http://www.jamsandwhich.com/img/fat-ass.gif[/img]
i hear j00 callin bean!

Milla 07-05-2003 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innoxx
Yeah, sometimes you gotta take one for the team.


Milla 07-05-2003 10:56 PM

Oh i forgot to add this little line my friend says:

"Fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter, sure its fun, but dont let your friends catch you doing it."

Eight Ace 07-05-2003 10:56 PM

...if you have any trouble, sprinkle some sherbet around
and stick your dick in any part that starts fizzing up.

Innoxx 07-05-2003 10:59 PM

[quote="White Rabbit":24224]found a pic of her
[img]http://www.jamsandwhich.com/img/fat-ass.gif[/img]
i hear j00 callin bean![/quote:24224]


OMG! the whale is melting!

11 Bravo 07-06-2003 12:50 AM

[quote="White Rabbit":8aefb]found a pic of her
[img]http://www.jamsandwhich.com/img/fat-ass.gif[/img]
i hear j00 callin bean![/quote:8aefb]

Oh my GOD! WTF is that!? ed:

K-9NeXuS 07-06-2003 01:06 AM

An obese women that commited suicide (jumped off a building)

:Hybrid: 07-06-2003 01:51 AM

[quote="Capt. John Miller":f54e7]"Fucking a fat chick is like riding a scooter, sure its fun, but dont let your friends catch you doing it."[/quote:f54e7]


no that is the quote of the week

Bullitt 07-06-2003 02:10 AM

they give you shade in the summer and warmth in the winter

Tripper 07-06-2003 02:48 AM

Fat chicks provide more fun than Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

:Hybrid: 07-06-2003 02:54 AM

nah tripper, millehs quote is still better

Tripper 07-06-2003 03:03 AM

[quote=":Hybrid:":2d03f]nah tripper, millehs quote is still better[/quote:2d03f]

Was I competing for best quote? NO.....His quote is THE most well known fat chick joke in the world, you n00b.

STFU, Skippy.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~KNicholoff/fatgirls.jpg[/img]

geRV 07-06-2003 03:37 AM

[quote="K-9NeXuS":759f9]An obese women that commited suicide (jumped off a building)[/quote:759f9]

I woulda expected a mile wide crater and the earth to be knocked off it axis oddly enough. Then again im suprised she didn't just bounce off the ground and get shot into orbit.

Bean 2 07-06-2003 10:31 AM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by ":Hybrid:":0583c
nah tripper, millehs quote is still better

Was I competing for best quote? NO.....His quote is THE most well known fat chick joke in the world, you n00b.

STFU, Skippy.

[img]http://home.attbi.com/~KNicholoff/fatgirls.jpg[/img][/quote:0583c]

For those wanting to know her weight, well shes probably a little fatter then the girl in this pic and her other friend is alot hottor and has some nice tits.

mr.miyagi 07-06-2003 02:03 PM

it might.......no, it will scar you for life

I'll never do it again, one swift movement and ur cock is a gonna
Thunder thighs, brutal hips, water melons, bison body, no No N0000!

do the hot one then get tha hell outta there brothA!

eatthis:

Rannoch 07-06-2003 02:24 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH! Would I? It depends. They might crush you with their thighs or something. That girl in the pic aint to bad... if you're desperate, AND you get the hot one.

07-07-2003 02:28 AM

you lucky bastard even though theres a fat chick i would still do it but you sure there not jsut fucking around with you.


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