Great News!!!!
 

http://www.btopenworld.com/news/oddlyen ... 17,00.html

most of you are saved!

thank god!

Tripper is still happy that semen is high in protein.

WOO HOO!!!!

Best news I've heard in a while. Most of us? ROFL probably everyone that comes here. I always thought beating the old bean bag would hurt your blatter, but like everything in science in 2 months they will come out with a conradictory study that disproves this one.

Oh well good read biggrin:

i must be the healthiest person in the world oOo:

isn't it funny that most of the things that religious nuts call "sins" actually prolong our lives.

like how wine is good for the heart and prevents alzheimers, and now this study.

I think bible-thumpers just want us to die sooner oOo:

Score thats one chance of a disease down 278123... Diseses to go

what about the guys that masturbate too much? im asking for a friend

wow...that truly is great news

[quote="aNti hEro":2cc78]what about the guys that masturbate too much? im asking for a friend[/quote:2cc78]


yeah, i also want to know. for a friend. his name is jaybird. doh! cry:

[quote="Bean 2":78f60]Tripper is still happy that semen is high in protein.[/quote:78f60]

oOo:

it's bladder you fuck bag. i cant believe how many of you can't spell. not grammatical errors, capitalization, or just typing errors. nor is it just typing fast, but it's like you're in fucking 3rd grade. how can someone not know how to spell bladder? what are you fucking 7 year old? i've been exposed to english for just 3 years, and i can spell 50% better than all you idiots who have been living in the fucking usa for 20 years. fucking learn how to spell, or stay off the fucking weed, crack or what ever the fuck you smoke/sniff

STFU evil:

and u might want to lay off the speed my friend.

[quote="aNti hEro":76347]and u might want to lay off the speed my friend.[/quote:76347]

AA.COM's DRUG CZAR. . .ANTIHERO!

Germ why dont you sit down and shut your fucking hole. Who gives a flying fuck how well you can speak\type english you fucking import? Fact of the matter is not everyone reads through their posts to make sure they dont make any typing mistakes incase they offend you and your utterly gay fucking sig.

Enclosing: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Listen up, you little cock-sniffer.....

What the fuck are you on? You must be high on some off the wall, chronic cum. You need to stay away from those gay brothels, because all the fucking anal-romping is getting to your head, you little shit-spinner.

Go back to Taiwan, or where ever the fuck you're from, and learn how to NOT be a fucking hypocrite you stupid, ignorant, shit-master.

What is this morbid obsession a lot of you have with swearing? Youre going to get my thread closed. Quit the constant swearing, stay on topic, have a nice day!

Well if were going to criticize spelling. Capitalize your own words you cum guzzler. Ive been here for 15 and didnt learn english until like 1 year. Can't you capitalize? Lay off the chinese herb. And I want to say something more but if I do I'll get the bant. Screw off until you can at least come here with a straight sig and spell "you" Right. U U U U its not that that its "you" didn't they teach you that in School. If your going to critique my English on an online forum you might as well fix yours. Not everyone in the "usa" or more formally know as "America" is a druggy. But you wouldn't know that would you germ you think where you're from is the best place on Earth don't you. And Frankly If everyone from a differnt Country spoke english as well as you I wouldn't have such a hassel ordering my fucking take out.

Good day

Don't close thread no swearing in above post.

How about being on topic then? Arguing with someone is just going to encourage them. Dont sink to their level. All of you, cut it out!

We should be rejoicing the facts that masturbation is good for us! Honestly, if you feel it neccessary to correct peoples grammar/spelling/punctuation on a forum you really dont have much to live for, so may aswell give up masturbation and die quicker.

Germ, you easily have at least 10 grammatical errors in your short paragraph...practice what you preach bro.

[quote="Captain Bunny":8bfe9]How about being on topic then? Arguing with someone is just going to encourage them. Dont sink to their level. All of you, cut it out!

We should be rejoicing the facts that masturbation is good for us! Honestly, if you feel it neccessary to correct peoples grammar/spelling/punctuation on a forum you really dont have much to live for, so may aswell give up masturbation and die quicker.[/quote:8bfe9]
..WHAT?! me? arguing...how dare...you...interupt...grrrrrrr.....uh yea, everyone STFU, i'm having.....a moment here....oh baby, forget speeeeelings and hold onto this for awhile eh?......shit yea thats good......

but really, stop talking bullshit over grammer and...unf....fuckin get on with it, i mean...i.....i'm not bothered ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY OR NUTHIN, JUST GETTTTTTTTTT ONNNNNNNNNNNN WITTTTTTTTTTH IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I AM A HEALTHY BOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Sorry about the thread hijack but if someone "flamed" you, you would return the flame. Preach the good word tell all your friends that they can masturbate freely due to this lovely new study. freak:

Masterbation: Good
Germ: Bad. Also, I suggest [url:c7b1c]http://www.engrish.com[/url:c7b1c]

listen. i never said i cared about grammer, or capitalization. in fact, i explained it very clearly in my post. i dont "preach" anything, so learn how to read bro.

listen. i never said i cared about grammer, or capitalization. in fact, i explained it very clearly in my post. i dont "preach" anything, so learn how to read bro.

[quote="Garry Coleman":9640f]Masterbation: Good
Germ: Bad. Also, I suggest [url:9640f]http://www.engrish.com[/url:9640f][/quote:9640f]

"masterbation" = masturbation

gary coleman= pwned

[quote="Sgt Stryker":05a93]isn't it funny that most of the things that religious nuts call "sins" actually prolong our lives.

like how wine is good for the heart and prevents alzheimers, and now this study.

I think bible-thumpers just want us to die sooner oOo:[/quote:05a93]

The bible never says not to drink, in fact Jesus' first miracle was turning water to wine for a wedding. The only thing that is a sin regarding alcohol would be drinking to the point of intoxication and to the point that you would hurt yourself or do something else bad.

[quote=Germ]"masterbation" = masturbation

gary coleman= pwned[/quote:d3337]Hey, in the end, it comes down to who's affiliated with some Fag China-man on stage singing about da "c0k"...

it's grammar.

[quote="Sgt Stryker":86043]isn't it funny that most of the things that religious nuts call "sins" actually prolong our lives.

like how wine is good for the heart and prevents alzheimers, and now this study.

I think bible-thumpers just want us to die sooner oOo:[/quote:86043]

alcohol, lotion, and porno magz for everyne evil: