nursery rhyme
 

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone.

When she bent over the doggie came over and gave her a bone of his own.


oOo: eek:

lmao, you make that up all by yourself? yes? you're sick oOo:

lol, g1 gerv

Hickory dickory dock
your mouth is around my cock
the clock struck two
you sapped my goo
and barfed all over a rock.

OH! OH! OH!

wtf?

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
It doesnt cos the cops raided it and confiscated my weed.

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Who you calling black you racist peice of wool grabbing shit!

Jack and Jill Went up the hill and shagged upon the well wall
Jack felt ill, Jill wasnt on the pill and jacks world became a hell hole.

Was it you who did the pushin'?
Put the stain upon the cushion?
Foot steps on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you you sly-wood pecker?
Got into my girl rebecca?
If it was you'd better leave this town.

Yes t'was i who did the pushin'
Put the stain upon the cushion
Foot steps on the dashboard upside down.
But ever since i've had your daughter,
I've had trouble passing water
So i guess we're even all around.

penis.

[quote="Super 61":0ca92]penis.[/quote:0ca92]

...because it's good for you.

Fee Fi Fo Fum
I licked the cum out of a gay mans bum!

Why the fuck did I just type that?

Peyote?

dude , nothin was funnier than listening to dice call up O & A , and they would just tool on him lmao!

"yambag!" rofl

[quote="ED! Ban #127":31284]Why the fuck did I just type that?[/quote:31284]

.....ROFL.

GG, Ed.

Penis, Penis, Penis,
how do you grow so big?
Because whenever i need you, you look like a fucking twig.

Little Bo Peep
Fucked a sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once,
but TWICE!

Jack and jill went up a hill
to get some hanky panky
jill forgot to take her pill
and now theres little franky

You suck at the Internet, Prot. biggrin:

Por que??!

Oh sorry, that was uuuugh, the illegal immigrant I hide under my bed. I was uuugh sleeping, didn't see him on the computer.

Little Bo Peep, sucked off a sheep,
while eating her curds and whey.
The sheep blew a load,
She swallowed like a toad
And then the sheep found out she was gay.

eek:

I made that up on the spot.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. jack got high and opened his fly and jill said i dont wanna.

jack and jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. jack got down and jill came around. now they have a son and a daughter.

mary had a little lamb, fleese as white as snow, the sheep gave mary the old wham bam, that mary is such a hoe.

Little Boy Blue!!, whilst you're smoking cok
some muthafukkas made off with teh flock...

Mary had a little sheep,
And with the sheep she went to sleep,
The sheep turned out to be a ram,
Now Mary has a little lamb.