How would u get revenge?
 

My mom has pissed me off more then any human being imaginable and i really want to get back at her. What things do u do to get back people that wont physically harm them?

fill the shampoo bottle with soap/vice versa

Thats pathetic dude. That wont do anything.

Whack her.

well what did she do?

jizz on her in TEH N1GH7!111111

does she check your history? Is so fill it with homepages for really bad retirement homes

Depends what she did. The best revenge is doing what they did, back to them.

Tell us what she did first, so we can decide wether its your fault for making her do something to piss you off, or wether your mum really is annoying.

Well first she was talking with her friends about how she would have a better life without me and my sister and how she would have alot more money. She kicked me out of the house a couple years ago. She also cheated on my dad when they were still married, and shes just a complete bitch most of the time and tonight she really pissed me off by saying that shes not gonna take me to drivers ed and so im gonna have to drop out and i only have two weeks left.

[quote="Bean 2":58113]Well first she was talking with her friends about how she would have a better life without me and my sister and how she would have alot more money. She kicked me out of the house a couple years ago. She also cheated on my dad when they were still married, and shes just a complete bitch most of the time and tonight she really pissed me off by saying that shes not gonna take me to drivers ed and so im gonna have to drop out and i only have two weeks left.[/quote:58113]

That's it?

Fuck, I thought she smoked your stash or something.

[quote=Innoxx]That's it?

Fuck, I thought she smoked your stash or something.[/quote:9f2a8]

Well not everyones life is as fucked up as urs innoxx.

[quote="Bean 2":0c19c]Well first she was talking with her friends about how she would have a better life without me and my sister and how she would have alot more money. She kicked me out of the house a couple years ago. She also cheated on my dad when they were still married, and shes just a complete bitch most of the time and tonight she really pissed me off by saying that shes not gonna take me to drivers ed and so im gonna have to drop out and i only have two weeks left.[/quote:0c19c]

Ya know what Id do? Treat her like fucking shit. Make her feel worthless. When youre on the phone say something about how you hate her. When you turn 18 never look back dont call her dont talk to her live your own life. and if youre close to living on your own tell her to fuck off avoid her completely.

So, she kicked you out two years ago but im assuming you moved back in right?
If she is such a bitch, dont depend on her to do things for you. find your own way to drivers ed. get a mate to take you, or get the bus.
Be your own man. Be better than your mum. make a life for yourself, BY yourself. and then when you leave home and have your house and car and successful job, turn around to and say "i always hated you, cheating worthless bitch"

Its funny how she thinks that when im older im gonna take care of her. Yea right that bitch could die for all i care. Im not gonna do shit for her when im older. Im gonna put her in a home until she rots.

Or you could always do vice versa of Innoxx comment, and smoke HER stash.

Yeah man, snort her cocaine!

hahaha if i can find it.

If not, smoke her house.. biggrin:

Turn her in to the police, with an anonymous tip off.

when she is showering run into the bathroom and take nude pics of her then upload them on the net

Dont show them to us however. eek:

[quote="Super 61":e3899]when she is showering run into the bathroom and take nude pics of her then upload them on the net[/quote:e3899]

Thats just gonna get more neighborhood men hitting on her. You suck at getting revenge. who takes pics of their mom nude?

steal the remote control

Kick her dog.

Now THAT is friggin scary.
I hate when the remote is gone.. :shiver

...suggest the meals she prepares are not quite up to scratch, that type of thing.

haha holy shit, if you are actually going to get back at your mother for something, you are truly a piece of shit

I wouldn't do anything...

If you do something back to her, than she was right, her life probably would be better without a kid like that.

Make her realize that you are a good part of her life by doing nothing and being nice back to her, then the whole thing should stop eventually instead of just going back and forth with you both being jerks to each other and ruining the family even more...

[quote="Simo Häyhä":dd918]steal the remote control[/quote:dd918]

or destroy the insides and put the case back together,
she'll never figure out what the hell is wrong with it

Yeah, but if you do that you and the rest of the sane family will have to suffer without a working remote control.

If you just call your local mafia connection tell them you need someone that needs to be clipped, give them a picture of your mother, her local hangouts and a gym bag full of cash. It will never be linked back to you and if you employed a good hitman it will most likely look like an accident.

Innoxx, you sure earned your Gestapo callsign..

[quote="Bean 2":357a1]Its funny how she thinks that when im older im gonna take care of her. Yea right that bitch could die for all i care. Im not gonna do shit for her when im older. Im gonna put her in a home until she rots.[/quote:357a1]

You do realize YOU have to pay for that shit.

[quote=Innoxx]That's it?

Fuck, I thought she smoked your stash or something.[/quote:e13c3]



Don't fucking joke about stealing his stash. What kind of sick monster could do such a thing. ?

-If you have a dog piss on her bed blame it on the dog./cat. repeat until you feel fulfilled.

drug her then throw her (gently) in the ditch.

.... then go out with her boyfriend

Eat some meatballs, then shit them out, and roll them into shitballs....Serve them to your "bitch" with spaghetti.

Ok, I think you guys are getting too creative.

....You know you wanna try my 'ShitBalls.' cool: