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ED 08-08-2003 07:57 AM

Operation Spam!
 
[url=http://www.longcountyrebel.org/forum/:03b05]Enemy Territory[/url:03b05]

Soldiers, the call has gone out - will you answer it!

Godsmack 08-08-2003 08:00 AM

eek: umm ok

Akuma 08-08-2003 08:39 AM

This should be fun.

Sergeant_Scrotum 08-08-2003 09:17 AM

100 members? pfft pathetic. i have a nazi board with thousands of people registered.

White Rabbit 08-08-2003 09:28 AM

this will be short work, the irc boys are the 1337 spammer legend says

Old Reliable 08-08-2003 10:35 AM

dragonballlegacy

Vance 08-08-2003 10:44 AM

I'm registered as Tha Reverend, we need to team up and destroy these toxic wastes of life!

Akuma 08-08-2003 11:47 AM

I was reading through some of that bullshit.

"People think the holocaust was 6 million jews being killed. The real holocaust is everytime a non-white person is admitted into America."

I think they are too inbred to even realize how retarded they accaully are.

Maplegyver 08-08-2003 11:48 AM

[quote="White Rabbit":5cba8]this will be short work, the irc boys are the 1337 spammer legend says[/quote:5cba8]syar wars crew biggrin:
im bobba fett

Strik0r 08-08-2003 11:53 AM

boba fett is such a stupid hacker with his jetpacks and his carbines

Maplegyver 08-08-2003 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strik0r
boba fett is such a stupid hacker with his jetpacks and his carbines

dont forget the grapple hook

BloodBorn 08-08-2003 12:00 PM

SAMPSON
Here comes of the House of Capulet.

EXT. GAS STATION. AFTERNOON.

Abra and Petruchio stare coldly toward the boys.

INT. TRUCK. AFTERNOON.

CLOSE ON: Sampson swallowing hard.

CLOSE ON: Gregory; eyes locked to the Capulets. With fake
bravado he nudges Sampson.

GREGORY
Quarrel I will back thee.

CLOSE ON: Sampson trying to quell his rising panic.

SAMPSON
Let us take the law of our sides.
Let them begin.

SUDDENLY: BANG! Gregory and Sampson jump.

WHIP PAN: It was the garage attendant slamming the hood.

Gregory and Sampson are mortally embarrassed.

EXT. MINI-MART. AFTERNOON.

Abra and Petruchio laugh contemptuously and move to their
car:

FOLLOW: The mother and kids exiting the mini-mart.

SUPER FAST SCAN TRACK: To...

INT. TRUCK. AFTERNOON.

Sampson furiously tries to save face.

SAMPSON
I will bite my thumb at them; which
is a disgrace to them if they bear
it.

Sampson quickly bites his thumb toward Abra's back as he
gets into the sedan.

INT. SEDAN. AFTERNOON.

Abra's eyes flick to the rear view mirror.

E.C.U.: The rear view mirror; Sampson biting his thumb.

EXT. GAS STATION. AFTERNOON.

Suddenly, a blood curdling screech of tires - the sedan,
rubber burning, reverses full speed toward Sampson and
Gregory.

The mother in the station wagon brakes to avoid collision -
a sports car shunts into her vehicle. Mother and children
scream.

Attendants scatter.

The Capulet car shudders to a halt inches from the truck,
blocking its path.

INT. BLACK SEDAN. AFTERNOON.

CLOSE ON: A scurry of limbs scrabbling across seats and
reaching for door handles;

EXT. GAS STATION. AFTERNOON.

Abra hauls Sampson from the truck. Gregory leaps out,
Petruchio covers him. Abra slams Sampson against the side of
the vehicle - then, goading him to go for his gun, screams:

ABRA
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?

Sampson's shaking hand hovers - ready to draw.

SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.

INT. STATION WAGON. AFTERNOON.

CUT TO: The panicked mother in the station wagon. She
motions her children to the floor.

EXT. GAS STATION. AFTERNOON.

Customers run for cover.

CLOSE ON: Abra: An hysterical rage; he shrieks:

ABRA
Do you bite you thumb at us, sir?

SAMPSON
(sweating, murmurs to Gregory)
Is the law on our side if I say "Ay"?

GREGORY
No.

INT. BATHROOM. AFTERNOON.

CLOSE ON: The black cowboy boots, trousers down around them.
The sound of a toilet flushing.

PAN TO: The next cubicle, the door opens revealing Benvolio.

EXT. GAS STATION. AFTERNOON.

CLOSE ON: Sampson, still sweating.

SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at
you, sir - but I do bite my thumb,
sir!

CUT TO: Gregory; a ridiculous inquiry.

GREGORY
Do you quarrel, sir?

CUT TO: Abra; a dangerous smile.

ABRA
Quarrel sir, no sir.

CLOSE ON: Sampson; unconvincing bravado...

SAMPSON
But if you do, sir, I am for you. I
serve as good a man as you.

CLOSE ON: Abra; a lethal question.

ABRA
No better?

CLOSE ON: Sampson, trapped.

SAMPSON
Well sir...

INT. STATION WAGON. AFTERNOON.

CUT TO: Inside the station wagon. The mother does not
notice her five year old aiming a toy gun toward the boys.





SPAM!!!!!!!!!

Simo Häyhä 08-08-2003 12:50 PM

[quote:1b797]Registration Process
Thank you Simo. Your registration has been successful. The administrator wishes to preview all new registered accounts before posting permissions are granted. The administrator has been notified of your registration.[/quote:1b797]
just a hint, before you spam do not make up names that may offend the rednecks (ie: i_love_blacks ect ect)
make up a normal name. ok, spam time evil:

White Rabbit 08-08-2003 12:53 PM

simo sounds like a non-white name, use a name like bill or grandmasterdragon

Vance 08-08-2003 12:54 PM

OK SOMEONE HURRY UP AND POST SOMETHING

White Rabbit 08-08-2003 01:07 PM

i got to go to work now

Godsmack 08-08-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vance1
OK SOMEONE HURRY UP AND POST SOMETHING

why dont u eek:

Oddball 08-08-2003 11:52 PM

Oh I will enjoy this.

Stinger_Dude 08-09-2003 12:57 AM

It seems they deleted the spam cause I aint see no spam....

Godsmack 08-09-2003 10:16 AM

i dont think they started yet

cashwarsplaya 08-09-2003 10:35 AM

post a shitload about converting to judaism 8 years ago and then marrying a black woman. See how they respond to that.

Vance 08-09-2003 10:57 AM

What is your username? Linkage?

bored 08-10-2003 05:26 AM

after reading some of the posts on that forum, yep it needs spamming now

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 10:30 AM

so, when are we gonna spam it all to hell?

White Rabbit 08-10-2003 10:33 AM

not soon,the admin has to aprove you

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 10:35 AM

oh, so i should join. And when we do spam, we need to all go crazy like at the same time, right?

BloodBorn 08-10-2003 12:48 PM

[img]http://www.duke.edu/~bis/img/spam.gif[/img]

Yummi......... oOo:

Sergeant_Scrotum 08-10-2003 12:50 PM

i should dust off my old spam script...

Scalping Chief 08-10-2003 01:47 PM

bah i registers as NiggaFoSho but they gotta aprove u

08-10-2003 02:28 PM

wait for me guys, I'll sign up today

bored 08-10-2003 02:40 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":4f2ce]bah i registers as NiggaFoSho but they gotta aprove u[/quote:4f2ce]

I like your post in the back alley forum, I think you pisst off rick kicklighter



also guys, could you please help me send "Mr Wilson" lots of email spam, that guy has really pissed me off


bollocks they deleted my account

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 02:50 PM

someone's gotta register as "elitelyncher"

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 02:53 PM

i think we need a set time to do a mass post a thon of crap. Anyone up for it?

bored 08-10-2003 03:01 PM

I'm in


also you got to spam this email address

Live_by_14_words@Hotmail.com

it's one of the racist admins

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 03:03 PM

send him stuff like "DO you want your cock to be as big as a BLACK mans!? Try our 14 day free trial to see how this amazing........" etc. Or just send him gay porn.

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 03:10 PM

how about 5:30 today, everyone who is already registered login and post as much as you can in every single forum there. Post just crap that you know would offend them. Then email hundreds of copies of what you typed to that administrator. Hows that?

08-10-2003 03:31 PM

I've applied for registration,
hopefully I can do my damage soon enough

bored 08-10-2003 03:37 PM

BTW ED! Ban #127 how did you come across this forum



Also most of the flame wars are in the back alley section

08-10-2003 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bored
BTW ED! Ban #127 how did you come across this forum



Also most of the flame wars are in the back alley section

part of the AA.com survivor contest is to get banned from as many nazi/kkk/white supremacist, gay/lesbian, comic book, counterstrike, and ricer/car mod forums as possible

this was a forum from the list that definetly needs to be spammed, so we're organizing a special mission.

PS. Ed is not avaliable due to family problems, so I'm answering this one.

cashwarsplaya 08-10-2003 03:49 PM

alright, im starting to spam now and im not gonna stop until i get banned


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