14 things i hate about everybody
 

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eatit too".
Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is.Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No arsehole, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new,then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dickhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert
the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken
Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and
jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

14. When you involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?'
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

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God you know what even more annoying when pepole point out mistakes in movies

LMAO. So true. So very, very true. biggrin:

:X

Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.


^ If I ever heard someone say that, I'd shoot them.
That's the most homoerotic saying, EVER ; well,besides " I'm Gay. "

gg irish, very gg

Finally a list worth reading, thanks ger.

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JA, ze irish own america. Proof above. evil:

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet.
Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

I always do that...

i do it just to spite people. im always tempted to take a picture of one of my shits and post it

Not my personal list pyro, just something i got in a spam emai the other day. First worthwhile thing ever in my inbox........ oOo:

what about the time I sent a picture of my penis to your inbox? wasn't that worthwhile?

Well it woulda been, problem was i needed to search for 3 hours to find a magnifying glass to actually find it in the pic, so that kinda pissed me off. eek:

I already magnified the pic by 1000X...thats odd.

funny

No shit eek:

that chick in your sig is fat as hell.

Mick, you're a negative bastard! biggrin:

hmmm not really understanding the one about the tv remote. i have 300 channels. and fuck yes, i will look for the remote until i find it, who the fuck is gonna press the channel button 60 times.

unless of course they are talking about a tv with only network stations. in that case i will disregard that one, because i would kill myself if i had only 5 channels oOo:

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[quote="Gerard"]
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room
for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
channel manually.

[/quote="Gerard"]


Umm no.........You cant go to channel 72 from channel 25 by pressing it manually.......with a remote u can Edit: didnt see animals comment

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Uhm yes, u can either press button a bunch of times, OR you can hold down the channel button to skip through them faster. Either way the channel will change. oOo:

I love myself

:scratchhead:

My list is longer and I'm not an angry Irishman! biggrin: oOo:

I'm an angry Scotsman! zooka:

Re: 14 things i hate about everybody
 

1) I do this when people can't hear when I say "What time is it?"

9) More than 1 bus route comes to 1 bus stop.

14) Not everyone goes flying through windshields when there is an accident.

Yeah.. I got tired of this list a few years ago. The Mcdonalds one was funny though.