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Drew 09-22-2003 03:50 PM

Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
I hate drivers. More specifically WOMEN AND WIGGERS. You see, every time I'm driving down the highway to work, doing 5 over the limit and just in general being an average car on the road, I have to deal with at least three idiot drivers who do everything from passing on the right to changing lanes without checking their blind spots to cutting me off to tailgating me ON AN EMPTY, THREE-LANE HIGHWAY. And what do all these people have in common? They're either women, wiggers, or both. Wiggers are generally the worst, because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it. They then drive these ridiculous looking puddles of anal leakage down the highway doing 100 mph while their pre-ejaculation problem causes them to jizz their pants from the excitement OF NEARLY KILLING EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD. Here's a news flash: You're not black, your penis is small, and no one thinks you're cool except for your equally-ignorant, wigger friends. On my To-Do List for Life, I think number three or four is camping out on the Interstate with a .22 calibur rifle, shooting out the tires of these wastes-of-natural-resources so that I can have the satisfaction of watching the genes that cause their underdeveloped brains/penises go up in flames. Or at the very least see them rendered sterile. Hopefully. Where to start with women? Hrm. How about YOU CAN'T PUT ON MAKE-UP AND TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE AT THE SAME TIME. Get over yourself, you aren't so important and awe-inspiring that someone can't wait for two minutes to speak with you so that you don't RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR FREAKING TANK. That's the other thing - what possible purpose does some soccer mom have for an H2? It's practically a road-legal TANK and these moms who are trying to be cool use them for nothing more than grocery store runs and picking the kids up from school. I mean, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?! I don't know about everyone else, but I'm already paying out of my ass for gasoline, and as long as we have morons like those women driving vehicles that get 2 miles to a freaking gallon, things aren't going to get a whole lot better. And a side rant, why the heck do women get lower insurance? Let's talk percentages: Women get in more accidents (%) than men. They are also at fault (%) more often than men. Now, let's talk raw numbers, not percentages. Despite the fact that men outnumber women on the road almost 3 to 1, women still manage to rack up millions of dollars more than men in accidents, in addition to causing more fatalities. And those are raw numbers. Come on ladies, it's time to realize that the world DOES NOT revolve around you, you are NOT a good driver, and the REST OF US would appreciate it if you'd take the time to LEARN how to drive from a qualified MALE in your household before you KILL SOMEONE.

And now for Islam. Fucking Islam. How about the news stations that keep repeating how Islam is a religion of peace and not of violence. Perhaps they just MISSED the parts of their religion that REQUIRE them to SLAUGHTER any people who refuse to convert to the ways of Islam. I won't even mention that their beloved prophet Mohammed founded modern piracy and SLAVE TRADING. That's right. Mohammed and his band of Merry Anal Molesters would ransack towns, steal their money, kill their men, rape the women AND CHILDREN, and then take the ones they liked as slaves, which they would later sell off. Yeah, peaceful religion describes Islam alright. I'm not going to dig to find the specific passages again, but take my word for it, if you aren't a Muslim, there is a Muslim out there just waiting to slit your throat as an unbeliever. Think about that before you go throwing any compassion around.

Why am I posting all this? No clue.

pest 09-22-2003 03:53 PM

I suggest anger management consulling.

09-22-2003 03:58 PM

What is this post your craziest rant week?

generally I agree with you on all counts though.
You forgot ricers, I am not going to go into a rant but let's just say my ricer movie would be "the Dead and the Furious"
(the ricers got dead, because guy with a Humvee and M-2 Browning that they pissed off was furious)

Judas 09-22-2003 04:00 PM

shut it. stupid:

Drew 09-22-2003 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
shut it. stupid:

I <3 joo Joodis. Prepare for ET ownage. REPAIR ZEE VEHICLE!

gtboys34 09-22-2003 04:03 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it.

1st of all, not every single guy with a "hooked up" civic is a wigger. I have some friends across town that drive "ricers"(hint hint hake: )all the time and they're not, i repeat NOT wiggers. Man, i personally think that your a racist pig who hates wiggers. Go ahead and say something about blacks and mexicans while your at it. We need ppl like you off the road and off of this planet. Fyi, wiggers hate you 2 cuss:

Dr. Deleto 09-22-2003 04:08 PM

I love you Noctis. You just summed up my daily road rage in one rant. Actually had some woman almost run all over my car this morning is a damned white hummer. Peice of shit.

Drew 09-22-2003 04:10 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it.

1st of all, not every single guy with a "hooked up" civic is a wigger. I have some friends across town that drive "ricers"(hint hint hake: )all the time and they're not, i repeat NOT wiggers. Man, i personally think that your a racist pig who hates wiggers. Go ahead and say something about blacks and mexicans while your at it. We need ppl like you off the road and off of this planet. Fyi, wiggers hate you 2 cuss:

Yeah, I'm racist. Which is why one of my three best friends is black? rolleyes:

And gtboys, thank you for confirming for everyone that you are indeed a wigger.

=============

You know what to do.

KTOG 09-22-2003 04:13 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it.

1st of all, not every single guy with a "hooked up" civic is a wigger. I have some friends across town that drive "ricers"(hint hint hake: )all the time and they're not, i repeat NOT wiggers. Man, i personally think that your a racist pig who hates wiggers. Go ahead and say something about blacks and mexicans while your at it. We need ppl like you off the road and off of this planet. Fyi, wiggers hate you 2 cuss:

Yeah, I'm racist. Which is why one of my three best friends is black? rolleyes:



And gtboys, thank you for confirming for everyone that you are indeed a wigger.

=============

You know what to do.

Yeah they are called Yiggers, go to http://www.wiggaz.com and do some research.

ED! 09-22-2003 04:26 PM

[quote:6f03b]Yeah, I'm racist. Which is why one of my three best friends is black? [/quote:6f03b]

ARGH!!!!! Please dont use that answer. I sincerely HATE that response. I understand where youre coming from but ugh - that response always makes me cringe.

And GT you just need to shut the fuck up on principle.

Tripper 09-22-2003 04:28 PM

lol - Noctis......Calm down. I hate so much shit that's not in my hands to deal with, that it's just not funny.

Don't let it bother you so much.



BTW - I always though Women were better drivers. (Tests had proven?)

Drew 09-22-2003 04:30 PM

[quote="ED!":24ad3][quote:24ad3]Yeah, I'm racist. Which is why one of my three best friends is black? [/quote:24ad3]

ARGH!!!!! Please dont use that answer. I sincerely HATE that response. I understand where youre coming from but ugh - that response always makes me cringe.

And GT you just need to shut the fuck up on principle.[/quote:24ad3]

Understand where you're coming from as well, ED. Most people here know I'm not racist anyway, don't know why I felt the need to defend myself oOo:

1080jibber 09-22-2003 04:33 PM

i hate looking in my rear view mirror and seeing some old old guy/girl (who shouldnt be driving in the first place because there as old as jebus) in a big boat of a car going slow once the light turns green but once you stop at the next light its like there going 100km/h at you

Sergeant_Scrotum 09-22-2003 04:34 PM

iv seen some women that were super good drivers, just like iv seen some guys that were super good drivers. no matter what you do their will always be idiot drivers no matter what gender they may be.

Dr. Deleto 09-22-2003 04:37 PM

or when they are poking ass down the road and when you go to pass them they speed up to spite you. I hate that bullshit. I always look over at them and scream my wish for them to die a terrible death as i am forced speed up even more just to get by them.

Judas 09-22-2003 04:43 PM

i hate wiggers.

gtboys34 09-22-2003 04:52 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it.

1st of all, not every single guy with a "hooked up" civic is a wigger. I have some friends across town that drive "ricers"(hint hint hake: )all the time and they're not, i repeat NOT wiggers. Man, i personally think that your a racist pig who hates wiggers. Go ahead and say something about blacks and mexicans while your at it. We need ppl like you off the road and off of this planet. Fyi, wiggers hate you 2 cuss:

Yeah, I'm racist. Which is why one of my three best friends is black? rolleyes:

And gtboys, thank you for confirming for everyone that you are indeed a wigger.

=============

You know what to do.

lol, i only CONFIRMED it in your racist mind.


Quote:

Originally Posted by "SPECIAL ED":d286a
And GT you just need to shut the fuck up on principle.[/quote:d286a]


Ed, aint it time for you to go pray or something man? Go do it and get the hell off of my case

.


ShagNasty 09-22-2003 04:52 PM

asians are the worste drivers. these people go like 15mph under the damn speed limet, in the fast lane. next old people. then women. as for wiggers at least they drive fast. but there cars look like trailer trash.

Jotun 09-22-2003 04:55 PM

Noctis is very correct about everything he said, its true and i also hate it. good call noctis

Snuff 09-22-2003 04:57 PM

[quote="Dr. Deleto":dd354]or when they are poking ass down the road and when you go to pass them they speed up to spite you. I hate that bullshit. I always look over at them and scream my wish for them to die a terrible death as i am forced speed up even more just to get by them.[/quote:dd354]

Good thing you drive a Z28 ehh biggrin:

Eight Ace 09-22-2003 05:33 PM

I agree with you Noctis, but you can't diss Islam without someone yelling racist, this was
my take on it from another thread, sorry to repeat but my attitude hasn't changed:

Again with the racism card rolleyes: , what race exactly are Muslims..?,
answer: none in particular because it's a religion.
I think the term you are looking for is Religious Intolerance.
Complaining about people being Religiously Intolerant of the most
intolerant religion known to man.....potfriggingkettlefuckingblack

Dr. Deleto 09-22-2003 07:51 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":ee1e6]I agree with you Noctis, but you can't diss Islam without someone yelling racist, this was
my take on it from another thread, sorry to repeat but my attitude hasn't changed:

Again with the racism card rolleyes: , what race exactly are Muslims..?,
answer: none in particular because it's a religion.
I think the term you are looking for is Religious Intolerance.
Complaining about people being Religiously Intolerant of the most
intolerant religion known to man.....potfriggingkettlefuckingblack[/quote:ee1e6]

[img]http://www.uap.vt.edu/research/tools/images/hammer.jpg[/img]

for all you unable to discern what that means......Hit the nail on the head

09-23-2003 02:37 PM

Yeah... Shut up about how you hate Islam and all the muslims are wanting to kill everyone else. No one gives a shit.

So, it says to kill people who do not follow their religion? When was that wrote? Doesn't it say in the bible you can't go the washroom? You don't see Christians following that do you? Once again, it doesn't mean all Muslims are just waiting to kill you because you don't follow their religion, so give it a fucking rest already.

Snuff 09-23-2003 02:46 PM

Where in the Bible does it say that your not supposed to go to the washroom?

Poseidon 09-23-2003 02:50 PM

i'm assuming a 'Wigger' is a 'Boy Racer' but i have many friends that are boy racers and to be honest some of them are pretty damn good drivers - they just like to show off there cars - not race them.

Proteus 09-23-2003 02:51 PM

There should be a pole as to how many people are actually going to read that.

Drew 09-23-2003 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polizei
There should be a pole as to how many people are actually going to read that.

*poll

Tripper 09-23-2003 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
i'm assuming a 'Wigger' is a 'Boy Racer' but i have many friends that are boy racers and to be honest some of them are pretty damn good drivers - they just like to show off there cars - not race them.

No. Wigger is a white person that listens to rap. Apparently in the united states, there are unwritten laws about the intergration of races in society.

I guess you become a social outcast if you mix with blacks and their damned rap music.

09-23-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
i'm assuming a 'Wigger' is a 'Boy Racer' but i have many friends that are boy racers and to be honest some of them are pretty damn good drivers - they just like to show off there cars - not race them.

No. Wigger is a white person that listens to rap. Apparently in the united states, there are unwritten laws about the intergration of races in society.

I guess you become a social outcast if you mix with blacks and their damned rap music.

I think it's more like white guys who dress and talk like they're a "gangsta" or a hip-hop singer or something

Drew 09-23-2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Quote:

Originally Posted by m1ck97
i'm assuming a 'Wigger' is a 'Boy Racer' but i have many friends that are boy racers and to be honest some of them are pretty damn good drivers - they just like to show off there cars - not race them.

No. Wigger is a white person that listens to rap. Apparently in the united states, there are unwritten laws about the intergration of races in society.

I guess you become a social outcast if you mix with blacks and their damned rap music.

A wigger is an absolute moron who tries to integrate himself into hip-hop culture - poorly. http://www.wiggaz.com for some examples.

Dr. Deleto 09-23-2003 04:06 PM

I think every person in the world should act as themselves and not try to be someone else. I've always acted like the tall skinny Irish guy with full success because thats who I am. If you have a problem with people calling you a wigger, then you obviously are not really one at heart and are acting as someone else. I take it as a compliment when someone calls me a name aimed at my ancestory or character because in effect they are proving who I am to themselves.

Tripper 09-23-2003 04:07 PM

Am I a wigger if I wear a plaster on my cheek and wank off to Nelly?

bundY 09-23-2003 04:10 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
I hate drivers. More specifically WOMEN AND WIGGERS. You see, every time I'm driving down the highway to work, doing 5 over the limit and just in general being an average car on the road, I have to deal with at least three idiot drivers who do everything from passing on the right to changing lanes without checking their blind spots to cutting me off to tailgating me ON AN EMPTY, THREE-LANE HIGHWAY. And what do all these people have in common? They're either women, wiggers, or both. Wiggers are generally the worst, because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it. They then drive these ridiculous looking puddles of anal leakage down the highway doing 100 mph while their pre-ejaculation problem causes them to jizz their pants from the excitement OF NEARLY KILLING EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD. Here's a news flash: You're not black, your penis is small, and no one thinks you're cool except for your equally-ignorant, wigger friends. On my To-Do List for Life, I think number three or four is camping out on the Interstate with a .22 calibur rifle, shooting out the tires of these wastes-of-natural-resources so that I can have the satisfaction of watching the genes that cause their underdeveloped brains/penises go up in flames. Or at the very least see them rendered sterile. Hopefully. Where to start with women? Hrm. How about YOU CAN'T PUT ON MAKE-UP AND TALK ON YOUR CELL PHONE AT THE SAME TIME. Get over yourself, you aren't so important and awe-inspiring that someone can't wait for two minutes to speak with you so that you don't RUN ME OVER WITH YOUR FREAKING TANK. That's the other thing - what possible purpose does some soccer mom have for an H2? It's practically a road-legal TANK and these moms who are trying to be cool use them for nothing more than grocery store runs and picking the kids up from school. I mean, WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE?! I don't know about everyone else, but I'm already paying out of my ass for gasoline, and as long as we have morons like those women driving vehicles that get 2 miles to a freaking gallon, things aren't going to get a whole lot better. And a side rant, why the heck do women get lower insurance? Let's talk percentages: Women get in more accidents (%) than men. They are also at fault (%) more often than men. Now, let's talk raw numbers, not percentages. Despite the fact that men outnumber women on the road almost 3 to 1, women still manage to rack up millions of dollars more than men in accidents, in addition to causing more fatalities. And those are raw numbers. Come on ladies, it's time to realize that the world DOES NOT revolve around you, you are NOT a good driver, and the REST OF US would appreciate it if you'd take the time to LEARN how to drive from a qualified MALE in your household before you KILL SOMEONE.

And now for Islam. Fucking Islam. How about the news stations that keep repeating how Islam is a religion of peace and not of violence. Perhaps they just MISSED the parts of their religion that REQUIRE them to SLAUGHTER any people who refuse to convert to the ways of Islam. I won't even mention that their beloved prophet Mohammed founded modern piracy and SLAVE TRADING. That's right. Mohammed and his band of Merry Anal Molesters would ransack towns, steal their money, kill their men, rape the women AND CHILDREN, and then take the ones they liked as slaves, which they would later sell off. Yeah, peaceful religion describes Islam alright. I'm not going to dig to find the specific passages again, but take my word for it, if you aren't a Muslim, there is a Muslim out there just waiting to slit your throat as an unbeliever. Think about that before you go throwing any compassion around.

Why am I posting all this? No clue.

YOU FREAKING TYPE TO MUCH!

Tripper 09-23-2003 04:13 PM

[quote="Dr. Deleto":42b24]I think every person in the world should act as themselves and not try to be someone else. I've always acted like the tall skinny Irish guy with full success because thats who I am. If you have a problem with people calling you a wigger, then you obviously are not really one at heart and are acting as someone else. I take it as a compliment when someone calls me a name aimed at my ancestory or character because in effect they are proving who I am to themselves.[/quote:42b24]

I think that's very ignorant logic.

I'm not even going to bother to try and help you out with why it sounds stupid. I'll let someone else do it.

Falco* 09-23-2003 04:13 PM

noctis you're my hero. rock:

Chango 09-23-2003 04:15 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
Quote:

Originally Posted by gtboys34
Quote:

Originally Posted by Noctis
because they are white guys with a small penis complex that compels them to try and overcompensate by buying a $3,000 Civic hatchback and spending another $2,000 on it to make it LOOK like they've spent another $10,000 on it, which would be equally as RETARDED as the former, when you think about it.

1st of all, not every single guy with a "hooked up" civic is a wigger. I have some friends across town that drive "ricers"(hint hint hake: )all the time and they're not, i repeat NOT wiggers. Man, i personally think that your a racist pig who hates wiggers. Go ahead and say something about blacks and mexicans while your at it. We need ppl like you off the road and off of this planet. Fyi, wiggers hate you 2 cuss:

Yeah, I'm racist. Which is why one of my three best friends is black? rolleyes:

And gtboys, thank you for confirming for everyone that you are indeed a wigger.

=============

You know what to do.

Just ignore gtboys, his only friends are wiggers. And Noctis the term is Ricers, though they both are very similar.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
No. Wigger is a white person that listens to rap. Apparently in the united states, there are unwritten laws about the intergration of races in society.

I guess you become a social outcast if you mix with blacks and their damned rap music

And just to clarify, I'm guessing Tripper is heavily using sarcasm. Probably to show is discontent to everyone that continues to call him a wigger, although evidence clearly shows that he is not.

Tripper 09-23-2003 04:19 PM

Re: Daily Rant - Drivers and Islam
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
]No. Wigger is a white person that listens to rap. Apparently in the united states, there are unwritten laws about the intergration of races in society.

I guess you become a social outcast if you mix with blacks and their damned rap music

And just to clarify, I'm guessing Tripper is heavily using sarcasm. Probably to show is discontent to everyone that continues to call him a wigger, although evidence clearly shows that he is not.[/quote]

On point thar, Chan. rock:

.Castro. 09-23-2003 04:21 PM

in all honesty, you shouldnt worry about someone being a wigger, its none of ya damn business what other people do, listen too, or dress.

Tripper 09-23-2003 04:44 PM

[quote=".Castro.":7c1d3]in all honesty, you shouldnt worry about someone being a wigger, its none of ya damn business what other people do, listen too, or dress.[/quote:7c1d3]

If everyone in the world were to take on this mentality - world would be a better place.

Unfortunately NOBODY can avoid labelling others. Human nature.
Stereotyping is just the way the human mind works.

redhawk_six 09-23-2003 05:00 PM

In response to the islam part. It maybe be written in their "bible" (can't remember how to spell the name right now) that they should kill anyone who doesn't follow islam. But very few of them actully follow this part. If they all did, we would all be dead by now. As a Canadian soldier in Afghanastan put it "God help us if they change their minds about us being here." If they truly wanted to, they could over power us. But, not all of them do, only the extermist like Osama Bin Laden follow those particular passages. In contrast, the christan bible supports slavery, but do you keep slaves? Do you believe you should have slaves? Of course not, not all religions follow 100% of their ancient practices. If they did, the world would be much more violent.

About the road rage, I've found most women to be good drivers, though there are exceptions. The main problem I have is the young, teenage guys who are always doing stupid ass shit to impress their friends. Like passing on the shoulder, passing near the top of a hill, cutting blind corners, and tailgating. Even worse, one guy was going slow, so I went to pass him, as soon as I was next to him, he floored it, and I had to fall back behind him. It was at night, so I flashed my high beems to express my displeasure with his dumbass trick. Then, he went over 100 KPH up a part of the road known as "Snake Hill", a winding, dangerous hill, with a good 100 foot drop on one side, cutting the corners all the way up. Next this dumbass floored it by a cop, who, if he hadn't been attending to a car in the ditch, would have pursued. That when I turned off the road and got away from this idiot. Next, are the "white trash" type who drive big ford or chevy vans and insist on turning left five feet infront of me, forcing me to slam on the brakes to aviod t-boning them. Finally, the people who decide their cd player deserves more attention than the road. I almost got rear-ended by one of these peole. The person infront of me was turning left, I had been stopped behind him for a coulpe on minutes when I hear tires squeal, a horn honk, and a van swerve around me. The girl driving honked at me and gave me a look like it was my fault she almost hit me. Maybe it was, after all a bright blue ford windstar (my moms van, my car doesn't run), stopped, with bright brake lights on must be very easy to miss. rolleyes:


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