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Webb 10-31-2003 11:26 AM
Cool Clock
 
http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/%7Eyugo/stor ... index.html

Da_Bian 10-31-2003 11:38 AM
this too may indeed be a repost as well

it is cool though

Bazooka_Joe 10-31-2003 12:34 PM
That's pretty neat.

mr.miyagi 10-31-2003 12:43 PM
yea this was posted here before...... annoy: Webb you internet link whore

Tripper 10-31-2003 03:20 PM
That's BUZZY. ed:

Simo Häyhä 10-31-2003 03:22 PM
webb has posted this here before annoy:

Tripper 10-31-2003 03:24 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":5dbdd]webb has posted this here before annoy:[/quote:5dbdd]

Only one thing for it, then:

THIS THREAD IS OFFICIALLY OFFTOPIC! biggrin:

New Topic: TRIPPARS PENIS AND HOW IT FEELS SO SMOOTH!

Simo Häyhä 10-31-2003 03:31 PM
do you use talcum powder to make it smooth?

ninty 10-31-2003 03:37 PM
and sandpaper?

Tripper 10-31-2003 04:55 PM
I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too. Now I get an erekshin when i simply go for a piss!

Simo Häyhä 10-31-2003 05:09 PM
while ereckt? do you p on urself?

Tripper 10-31-2003 05:19 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":ed368]while ereckt? do you p on urself?[/quote:ed368]

Zee Nein.

I pee on zee bathroom mirror.

Da_Bian 10-31-2003 11:00 PM
OMG!!! i do that too!!!!!111

White Rabbit 10-31-2003 11:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too. Now I get an erekshin when i simply go for a piss!
lovely mixture! i must try as soon as i get my next paycheck

Tripper 10-31-2003 11:09 PM
[quote="White Rabbit":9147a]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too. Now I get an erekshin when i simply go for a piss!
lovely mixture! i must try as soon as i get my next paycheck[/quote:9147a]

Yes, Mein recommend this mixture to all with rough pen0rs.

Snuff 11-01-2003 12:47 AM
I bet you have a hell of a time applying that mixture.
Does it work as well on your palm? cool:

Eight Ace 11-01-2003 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Now I get an erekshin when i simply go for a piss!
...how inconvenient, I, for one, am "all over the shop" when trying to work with a piss-horn... hake:

Eight Ace 11-01-2003 01:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too.
oh, Tripper...I meant to ask, should I apply a gentle dab of that mixture on "myself" morning and evening..?,
or would I get better results by rapidly applying a large dollop directly to my "dude" with a wrap-around grip for
a couple of minutes or so...then laying back with a cigarette...?

Tripper 11-01-2003 02:48 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":1b634]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
I actually use a lovely mixture of pineapple juice, aloe vera and lemon.....It just feels so secksual....Made my peeny extra sensitive, too.
oh, Tripper...I meant to ask, should I apply a gentle dab of that mixture on "myself" morning and evening..?,
or would I get better results by rapidly applying a large dollop directly to my "dude" with a wrap-around grip for
a couple of minutes or so...then laying back with a cigarette...?[/quote:1b634]

The best way to apply it, is simply fill a bucket with it, and dip your pen0r in it.

Simo Häyhä 11-01-2003 04:02 PM
wil eye stil get thee same efeckt if eye add apple jewce to the mixtureee?

Tripper 11-01-2003 04:40 PM
[quote="Simo Häyhä":bab07]wil eye stil get thee same efeckt if eye add apple jewce to the mixtureee?[/quote:bab07]

I'm sure that would be lovely, Simo. happy:


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