did you take a shit today?
 

reply here if you dropped a load at all, and describe how it was to me
ggkthnxbi

TIME OF SHITTING:
COLOR OF SHIT:
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:
SMELL OF SHIT:
LOCATION OF SHIT:
OTHER:



follow this format rock:

this probably explains why you have no friends

30 minutes ago
brown (some spots dark, some light)
felt damn good, i was holding it in
not that bad, not as bad as usual
school bathroom
real long but not that fat, it had to break into 3 peices to go down the hole

TIME OF SHITTING: 2 hours
COLOR OF SHIT: Brown/Green
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: Pain, it had shit acid and burned my corn hole
SMELL OF SHIT: Bad
LOCATION OF SHIT: House bathroom

Nothin' yet today...I'll keep you posted.

Yeah, I think I have taken several posts here today.

And they flame me to hell......go figure

Meh, it'd fun to have a harmless, mindless thread every now and then...keeps you regular. biggrin:

this has to be the shittiest thread ever

Just had a good healthy shit while reading the sports section.
It was the "ghost shit"...the kind of shit where you know you shit
but nothing appears on the paper when you wipe....very nice.. hassel free
biggrin:

Nice pun, Stryker. biggrin:


So, what would explain why you're a FREAK, and why you have no friends?

Oh you gotta love that! That ranks right up there with cold beer and saturday night hockey.

Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":9eae5]Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:[/quote:9eae5]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":9eae5]TIME OF SHITTING:
COLOR OF SHIT:
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:
SMELL OF SHIT:
LOCATION OF SHIT:
OTHER:[/quote:9eae5]

annoy:

[quote=gtboys34][quote="Simo Häyhä":b0107]TIME OF SHITTING:
COLOR OF SHIT:
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:
SMELL OF SHIT:
LOCATION OF SHIT:
OTHER:[/quote:b0107]

annoy:[/quote:b0107]

Sigh.. .

maybe 10AM
didnt look
tiredness
rank
work
I slept after

There, happy? oOo:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":49c20]this has to be the shittiest thread ever[/quote:49c20]
rofl

TIME OF SHITTING:7:15am
COLOR OF SHIT:brown/black/corn-studded
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:better out than in
SMELL OF SHIT:overpowering
LOCATION OF SHIT:twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends
OTHER:had to break its back with toilet brush

Deh Gofer didn't want to leave so it was a fight. I gave him the dignity and flushed without looking at his decaying corpse. All i know was it was like giving birth . beer:

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":fb444]Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:[/quote:fb444]

ugh! I don't go at work unless I know for sure that I can't hold it until I drive home. The TP at the university is an enigma: I cannot imagine how they made something so thin you can see through it, yet so friggin rough that it tears up your ass.

TIME OF SHITTING: 12:00
COLOR OF SHIT: don't know
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: relaxation
SMELL OF SHIT: not bad
LOCATION OF SHIT: toilet

[quote="Coublacka_":5ccd3]30 minutes ago
brown (some spots dark, some light)
felt damn good, i was holding it in
not that bad, not as bad as usual
school bathroom
real long but not that fat, it had to break into 3 peices to go down the hole[/quote:5ccd3] the school bathroom man you must of been desperate i never took a shit at school you never know what you could get from the seats hake:

[quote="Bullitt Tooth":c1a09][quote="Coublacka_":c1a09]30 minutes ago
brown (some spots dark, some light)
felt damn good, i was holding it in
not that bad, not as bad as usual
school bathroom
real long but not that fat, it had to break into 3 peices to go down the hole[/quote:c1a09] the school bathroom man you must of been desperate i never took a shit at school you never know what you could get from the seats hake:[/quote:c1a09]

forget what you could get from the seats, I'm surprised a friggin octopus doesn't come out and grab you

Anybody wanna hear stories of my crapping experiences?

Public TP sucks, uh, ass. You wad up fifty layers of the stuff, start wiping, and your finger breaks through. Ugh.

I've used TP that leaves lint all over your ass too. Its one of the most horrible toilet experiences I've ever had.

i took 30 minutes out of class to take a shit yesterday at school, it was huge and i walked with a limp for about 15 minutes

TIME:6:14pm
COLOR:Brown/green
Locaton:Fridays(because I dont like them)
Smell:so bad the bulding burst into flame.
Other:

im think im gonna vomit with rage.....

I have a few questions for all of you...

Do you take daily shits, or is it like once a week?

Can you hold your shit in, or do you go when you get the first chance?

lol

havent had one today

[quote="Eight Ace":e0ec7]TIME OF SHITTING:7:15am
COLOR OF SHIT:brown/black/corn-studded
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT:better out than in
SMELL OF SHIT:overpowering
LOCATION OF SHIT:twice around the bowl and pointed at both ends
OTHER:had to break its back with toilet brush[/quote:e0ec7]
rofl

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":87596]Took one at work today. Then I napped on the can for a hour. Its good to hide at work, and get some Z's at the same time. happy:[/quote:87596]

Hey.. GG protecting the country from the john, GI Joe. hake:

[quote="Scalping Chief":bd6c7]havent had one today[/quote:bd6c7]

...eggbound, perchance? ed:

TIME OF SHITTING: very soon
COLOR OF SHIT: touched cloth, it's a very dark brown
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: uncomfortable, yet exciting
SMELL OF SHIT: rotten potatoes with cheese
LOCATION OF SHIT: half in, half out
OTHER: [url=http://pcmunkey.net/h1/Da_Bian_thxcatshit2.jpg:1ee26]pic for your enjoyment[/url:1ee26]

gg

couldn't resist
[img]http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg[/img]

me neither
[img]http://www.voyeurweb.com/main/2003mainfiles/11november/06/1106.jpg[/img]

[quote="Da_Bian":61745]me neither
[img]http://www.voyeurweb.com/main/2003mainfiles/11november/06/1106.jpg[/img][/quote:61745]


abuh? ed: looks like the blob came out of the toilet....

HEY!!, knock it off you guys...you're lowering the tone of what was a high-class thread... hake:

TIME OF SHITTING: 9:43
COLOR OF SHIT: brown
GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: constipation. i had to stick my finger up the hole to pluck the shit out. i found a penny in it.
SMELL OF SHIT: it stank...and it was all over my hands too.
LOCATION OF SHIT: toilet seat, hands, wall, anywhere but INSIDE the toilet bowl