try some of these next time you have sex with your woman
 

they are sure to please

my favs are

Abe Lincoln - Doggystyle sex, just before you climax, give her a "Donkey Punch", then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face. Shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.

Dirty Harry - After banging a girl all day, have her give you a blowjob on her knees. Right before you're ready to shoot your load, pull your ".44 magnum" out of her mouth and say "I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire off all his loads or does he have one left?' With all this excitement I forget myself."....Knowing you got one round of goo in your "handgun" left, ask her "Do you feel lucky punk?" and shoot her in the face with your load while humming the theme song to the cinematic classic.

Vacuum - Get your girl to lie face down, on her stomach with her arms behind her back. While banging her, rock back so that you can stand up, and hold one arm with each hand. Still inside her, run around the room using her bottom lip to pick up debris off the carpet.

so funny and so many I cant read them allfind them here
http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffe ... eList.html

what kind of girls you date? oOo:

You can also try Rodeo Sex where you shag the girl doggy-style and
start calling her someone elses name...see how long you can hang on!! freak:

or you could just be a good lover so you dont have to do freaky shit

what ever happened to the ole fuck her & run out when shes sleeping?

[quote="Eight Ace":2d17e]You can also try Rodeo Sex where you shag the girl doggy-style and
start calling her someone elses name...see how long you can hang on!! freak:[/quote:2d17e]

ROFL LMAO!!!!!

i'm not sure the woman would like most of those.

you can blow your load and have her swallow it, then punch her in the stomach and hold her mouth closed at the same time and it will shoot out her nose rock:

Roman Helmet, that's my move!

I was always looking for one of these webpages, tnx!

Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of "Arabian Goggles", where a testicle is placed on each of the partner's eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike

....your point..?

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":7697d]Roman Helmet (aka "Roman Soldier") - Variation of "Arabian Goggles", where a testicle is placed on each of the partner's eyes and the penis along their nose. - Mike[/quote:7697d]

Basically tea-baggin em with ur penis there lol

[quote="Eight Ace":6aaef]You can also try Rodeo Sex where you shag the girl doggy-style and
start calling her someone elses name...see how long you can hang on!! freak:[/quote:6aaef]
LMAO!!! gg biggrin:

got to try it

Look up The Dirty Sanchez.

lmfao biggrin:

http://www.evildave.com/britney/sanchez/index.htm
Warning this is an explicit cartoon: if not appropriate, please delete this
zoner, but it is funny and interactive. cool:

What about the ol' Donkey Punch. Do her doggy style, then when you're about to jizz, hit her in the back of the head and yell.....Heee Hawwww

make the girl give you a head or a blow job, as your going slep her on the back of the head and cum comes out her nose, burning her nose hairs. i think its called a snowy dragon or white dragon?

Red Dragon is all you need. When j00 have blown j00r load, take your floppy piece out her mouth and slap her on each side of her cheeks. Red marks should be left.

Works best at a party or something. Then when you both come out afterwards, everyone will know she has just been RED DRAGONIFIED!

give her the dirty sanchez, stick your finger in her ass and wipe it on her lip so she will have a shit moustache. it will be a memory you two can tell your grandkids.

to quote ronald reagan: "i smear shit on my bitches face all the time and look at me now, im the president of the...the.....the....nancy where are we????"

How 'bout the "Rusty Trombone" ? - The process by which a chick is tossing your salad, and then reaches around and gives you a hand job.

.....then there's always the "Jelly Donut" - When a you blow a load on a girl's face. Then swiftly punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the appearance of "Strawberry Shortcake"

Lol.

speakin of the tea bag..

the other day in Bio, we had these livers and dog testicles indivually bagged in ziplock bags... Of course there's 2 nuts to a bag/sack. So I grabbed the bag, slapped some faggot that EVERYONE hates right in the face, and yell, "TEABAG!"

Lol.


It was hilarious.

[quote="Neo Nazi Hitler":6f2b8]Lol.

speakin of the tea bag..

the other day in Bio, we had these livers and dog testicles indivually bagged in ziplock bags... Of course there's 2 nuts to a bag/sack. So I grabbed the bag, slapped some faggot that EVERYONE hates right in the face, and yell, "TEABAG!"

Lol.


It was hilarious.[/quote:6f2b8]

You slapped yourself? ed:

[quote=Tripper]You slapped yourself? ed:[/quote:01326]

happy:

Man....that stuff is gross/disturbing, but is hilarious!

rock:

Look up the New York Style Taco. ;)

wow. You guys havent really done that have you?

What happened to all the Gentlemen. What happened to respecting a woman.

Thats just what America needs , more R.Kellys.

But hey , perhaps its just the quallity of woman you surround yourself with. Might not be your fault at all.

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":0c611]wow. You guys havent really done that have you?

What happened to all the Gentlemen. What happened to respecting a woman.

Thats just what America needs , more R.Kellys.

But hey , perhaps its just the quallity of woman you surround yourself with. Might not be your fault at all.[/quote:0c611]

you like the cock?

no, he just respects the woman...as do i rock:

Wow, you guys are kinda gay - We're just kidding.

I mean come on - Don't get so gay and serious.....

lol. This is the only place I have ever seen the word Gay used as an Adjative

IN the infamous words fo Ace Ventura
ALLLL RIGHTTTY THENNNN !!!!!! oOo:

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":79627]lol. This is the only place I have ever seen the word Gay used as an Adjative , but ok Sorry for being GAY.

Just the way I feel about it.[/quote:79627] hake:

I assume by the little yellow guy shaking his head , you dont think I should have appologized for my oppion. And at second thought you are quite right.

For some reason I decided to post. Well mistakes will happen.

Mistake corrected.

Nein - You actually should have apologised for being gay. You were right on your initial thought.

Yuo = Teh Ghey.

Trippers usually right cool:

Haha! Yup, I is always das right. biggrin:

Hmmm.

I'll leave it like this....

My oppion is simply this , I was raised to respect women. I have never struck a woman and never will.

You see I'm a rare bread gentlemen. I do not agree with the disrepect for ones lover that is shown here. I however do understand you are joking , and that prompted my responce.

Also...
"Gay" - Poor word choice.
"Not what I wanted to hear" - My interpitation of your term Gay.

So with that in mind , I will not apologize for telling you what you did not want to hear. Now should you require further clairification on my oppions on Rape and Abuse , you just let me know.

[quote="{TRC}ZenMaster":68270]Hmmm.

I'll leave it like this....

My oppion is simply this , I was raised to respect women. I have never struck a woman and never will.

You see I'm a rare bread gentlemen. I do not agree with the disrepect for ones lover that is shown here. I however do understand you are joking , and that prompted my responce.

Also...
"Gay" - Poor word choice.
"Not what I wanted to hear" - My interpitation of your term Gay.

So with that in mind , I will not apologize for telling you what you did not want to hear. Now should you require further clairification on my oppions on Rape and Abuse , you just let me know.[/quote:68270]

Hmmm.

I'll leave it like this....

You're gay.

[quote=Tripper]Hmmm.

I'll leave it like this....

You're gay.[/quote:1f744]
theres no sence in denying the truth