PLease Gentlemen Please
 

Can any of you gentlemen give me some tips so a female will like me again?
Please we loved each other very much I just want some tips on how I can win her heart again.

There is just SOOOOO many things wrong with this. So many that I just can't be bothered.

Oh well.

Re: PLease Gentlemen Please
 

Your mama so fat she wiped her ass before she took a shit

eek:

Guys im for real

havesex with her bestfriend

This isn't the place to find help with that stuff,

Put her in danger. Kill everyone she knows. Make her think that someone is after her. Get a buddy to dress up as the "killer" and say it's a prank. When he runs after her, bust out with a 9mm and cap his ass. She'll think you saved her life, say you love her and wha la....


Yes, That was lame....

go get some surgery to get yourself a 17inch penis. then go show her your new found friend.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":c71dc]go get some surgery to get yourself a 17inch penis. then go show her your new found friend.[/quote:c71dc]If it doesnt find her first.....

Once a relationship fucks, there's hardly a chance of fixing it. Sooner or
later, you will break up again and the same shit will happen over forever.
Let go...

Re: PLease Gentlemen Please
 

your momas so fat when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean.

lol, @ that avatar. Did you create that yourself?

you need to be more specific. what is the situation you are in?

amen

Dont laugh at her while having sex.

Re: PLease Gentlemen Please
 

it all depends. i waited almost a whole year for my ex to come back, but it never happened. i know what you are thinking, and the odds may look good to you, but if you do get back together, you will just end up breaking up again despite the changes made to fix the relationship. instead of thinking how you can get her back, you should think about why the relationship ended in the first place. if she wants you she'll come back. if she doesnt come back, its becuse she doesnt want you. why would you want a woman you have to coerce into a relationship?? i am making this opinion based on the assumption that she broke up with you for whatever reason other than you cheating on her. if you cheated, your a dickhead and should just let her go her way. if not, then figure out why she broke up with you and focus on that? is that something that can be changed??

I didnt cheat on her. Maybe she left me becasue....I dont know

suck her dick

well what your trying to do is going to be hard. start being her friend and if she has a new bf then comfort more than he comforts her and make urself look better than him. whatever u do, be nice and dont hit on her. just do what your heart tells u to do ..... (wow that last statement felt really gay) . well w/e and good luck.... ur gonna need it because this feat will be almost impossible.

[quote="Animal Mother":43932]havesex with her bestfriend[/quote:43932]
i tryed that, not totaly succesfull but have this advice. Make sure the friend is a few inchs smaller then you and that she has a fat ass(coems in handy when having sex with your hands)

Hayward the only sex youve had is watching peewee herman and sucking off the tv.. eek: oOo:

Bombardieren Sie wenigst ich kann haben sexuelle Handlungen mit einen Frauen. Streich daß eine feinen Frauen

someones using babble fish to its fullest extent wink:

[quote="Coublacka_":97300]suck her dick[/quote:97300]

ignore her, dont call her, if you see her pretend you dont. dont seem despert to get her at all. get a another chick to make her jelous, and act like you like the new chick more.

Get her drunk, fuck her and hang there next morning, youre bound to get her back!

...you'd go a long way to find better advice than that.


might I just add, while she's laying back with a gaping post-coital "wide-on" and a cigarette, you
could continue the satisfying by preparing a nice hot snack, might I also add that it wouldn't hurt
to only be wearing one of her work-shirts that looks over-size and really cute on you.*

(*I sincerely hope these tips aren't complete crap.)

take a dump in her toilet and dont flush, worked for me rock:

dude as much as it hurts he is right, i know from going through it my self good luck!

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5c33f]take a dump in her toilet and dont flush, worked for me rock:[/quote:5c33f]
lol.....

[quote="Eight Ace":c4c5f]...you'd go a long way to find better advice than that.


might I just add, while she's laying back with a gaping post-coital "wide-on" and a cigarette, you
could continue the satisfying by preparing a nice hot snack, might I also add that it wouldn't hurt
to only be wearing one of her work-shirts that looks over-size and really cute on you.*

(*I sincerely hope these tips aren't complete crap.)[/quote:c4c5f]

god damnit ace you are on fire lately rock: fuckin' lmao over here rock: