How to get girl..........
 

Ok, I am getting desperate, there are a few girls at my school that I would consider dating, but how do I got about it. How did you all get your "gal"? I wish I had a girlfriend, man I need something to do!

I told my girl that she was "overplayed" and we just hit it off

turn off the damn computer & stop asking on a god damn video game forum! rolleyes:

YOu're a deep christian, whats the use, if you get no sex?

well i made friends with her first. chilled & waited a bit. then poped the question. long story short we are still dating.

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":8afb0]turn off the damn computer & stop asking on a god damn video game forum! rolleyes:[/quote:8afb0]

that is my advice as well

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":10ab3]turn off the damn computer & stop asking on a god damn video game forum! rolleyes:[/quote:10ab3]

and go out and tell her how u feel about her but wait for the right moment!

[quote:6d173] but wait for the right moment[/quote:6d173] And that would be? Ill probably be majorly put down, oh well can't hurt to try, or can it?

this thread is just sad....end it now please, if you want to get a girl, quit whining about not having one over the internet, play a sport, go the gym and seriously work out, and from there find the best time to get with a girl u think is worth it, for me the best time is always at parties, ill let u try and figure out why....now don't reply and start asking more questions because this thread is just inviting a major flaming

just make her laugh. worked for me sleeping:

stroll up to her and repeat exactly as follows.....

"I know what your thinking. This guy looks FAR too good to talk to me."

works.........well pretty much never. But damn it's funny to watch.

"Hey Babe, Does this Rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"

...girls enjoy being fingered, so you might like to use that as a starting point.

[quote="Captain Wilkins":95ad7]"Hey Babe, Does this Rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"[/quote:95ad7]

LOL!

if your like me...all you have to do is flop out your big huge cock. She'll love u forever.

[quote="CaP bUsTa":1700c]if your like me...all you have to do is flop out your big huge cock. She'll love u forever.[/quote:1700c] i dont think he has one
oOo:

Lmao @ 8ace and wilkins......damn australians

if a girl knows she can get you she wont want you. (unless she already likes you).

girls usually dont want what they know they can get.
i usually dont pay much attention to girls.
my theory : dont go looking for girls, let them come looking for you mwah:

ps. this theory wont work if your sitting behind yer pc...trust me...

[quote="Cpl. Eames":c1a66]this thread is just sad....end it now please, if you want to get a girl, quit whining about not having one over the internet, play a sport, go the gym and seriously work out, and from there find the best time to get with a girl u think is worth it, for me the best time is always at parties, ill let u try and figure out why....now don't reply and start asking more questions because this thread is just inviting a major flaming[/quote:c1a66]

but party girls are always drunk man........


and Capbusta, get rid of that faukin avatar man, it almost made me throw up when i read your post and looked at that baby!

[quote="Cpl. Eames":ca470]for me the best time is always at parties, ill let u try and figure out why....[/quote:ca470]

"Hey Girl, lemme buy you a beer or 20."

[quote=gtboys34]but party girls are always drunk man........


and Capbusta, get rid of that faukin avatar man, it almost made me throw up when i read your post and looked at that baby![/quote:ee47f]

exactly, they usually put out more biggrin:

[quote="Cpl. Eames":6f162][quote=gtboys34]but party girls are always drunk man........


and Capbusta, get rid of that faukin avatar man, it almost made me throw up when i read your post and looked at that baby![/quote:6f162]

exactly, they usually put out more biggrin:[/quote:6f162] More........ More..what?..................BEER?

[quote="CaP bUsTa":401a3]if your like me...all you have to do is flop out your big huge cock. She'll love u forever.[/quote:401a3]
Translation: i've never had a girlfriend

This is sad....real fuckin' sad. You're asking a bunch of pimple-faced virgin geeks on a gaming forum how to get chicks?
Like i said, fuckin' sad.

He has a point.

You're not going to get any chicks asking these people. What you need to do is surround yourself with people who actually do get chicks.

You'll catch on from there.....

Hmmm... how did I get my last girl... oh yeah, go to U street, and "yell I got fitty bucks". That usually works.

[quote="Kraut Killer":62bb8]Hmmm... how did I get my last girl... oh yeah, go to U street, and "yell I got fitty bucks". That usually works.[/quote:62bb8]

.....This also works.

1 word







Roofies

I got super pissed up one night, went to a bar and just sat down blabbering to this girl. I then went over to talk to these other ladies and the first girl came over by me and said to go back over to where she was sitting and talk to her. After all that and 2 years later, I'm about to get married to her. So just get really drunk to build up your "superman" powers and go talk to someone.

***NOT RECOMMENDED TO PERFORM THIS IN SCHOOL......

13 year old bitches be all over me

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get them real drunk. mwah: