funniest things youve seen in porn?
 

his dude got deepthroated and yells out OH MY RODDDDDD!!!!

and this other one Brianna Banks is giving this dude the BJer and he whips it out and starts C0k slapping her in the face then he starts busting his heated loin lotion in her grill and hes like "ROAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH F' YOU MOTHAF'ER UUHH YESSSSSSSS! then he does a fist pump like u were slamming your fist down on a table..I was crying watching that cause i was laughing so hard

why do you like seeing men have orgasm's and getting head? oOo:

^^ Has never watched porn. oOo:

Anyway, funniest thing in porn is Ron Jeremy. Period.

LOL ^^ ZONE u reminded me of an old 80's pron I ganked from my dad when i was like 17 ...Ron Jeremy was all thin then and he was Kung fu ninja fighting with this dude over a chick..he kicked this dudes ass..it was too funny

imwithstupid:
you're all very corrupt individuals.....
sick, dirty and depraved minds....bunch of perverts
my kinda guys cool:

cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out

Video called "Grandma Likes Big Black "C0k"." Shes getting banged by this guy and she screams "Oh yes sonny, do me till my hip breaks!"

[quote="Coublacka_":220b9]cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out[/quote:220b9]

nice "owned" pic biggrin:

[quote="Sgt Stryker":6401a][quote="Coublacka_":6401a]cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out[/quote:6401a]

nice "owned" pic biggrin:[/quote:6401a] yeah, on a "Porn" forum....

I saw a girl insert a coca cola can up her azz

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I also remember being in the combat flight sim chat (where the quote comes from under my sig) and a friend of mine posted a GIF animation of a dog fkin a girl in da azz. I've never quite got over it, every time I see a golden retriever I have a mental image of it oOo:

Coca bottle, heh... How about an apple and an orange.....?

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":381b3]I saw a girl insert a coca cola can up her azz

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I also remember being in the combat flight sim chat (where the quote comes from under my sig) and a friend of mine posted a GIF animation of a dog fkin a girl in da azz. I've never quite got over it, every time I see a golden retriever I have a mental image of it oOo:[/quote:381b3]

"dammit fido, when we call em bitches we don't actually mean they're female dogs" biggrin:

A prog. they are running here on prime telly time, called "High Chapparall", is pretty cool..
Last night they were doing drugs with Steve-O..
But the show im gonna tell about, was the one they made with the scriptwriters from "Friends"..
They made the fantastic dream of combining sitcom and pr0n come true.. oOo:
Long story short, it was a fucken disaster, with one actor leaving the shooting, and the other two dressed up as Swedish musicians.. oOo:

"Headunking"

One of the most funniest, amazing and weird pr0n videos I've ever seen.

This dude oils up his bald head with lotion and does a running head-first dive into this chicks spread legs. Head goes straight in.

That was FUCKED UP. Also had me in tears with laughter.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":79b6a]Video called "Grandma Likes Big Black "C0k"." Shes getting banged by this guy and she screams "Oh yes sonny, do me till my hip breaks!"[/quote:79b6a]



LMMFAO!

this girl got fucked in the ass and she said "poop" eek:

girl was giving head then all off a suden out of nowhere gaged then threw up all over his dick. was so gross.

I saw that one with brianna banks where he slapped her with his cock.

...I saw this German pron vid where these two girls shat on this guys
stomach then rubbed it on his cok and proceeded to lick it off, but one
girl got a piece of corn in her mouth and spat it out at the other girl
saying how she doesn't like corn.... happy:

pretty gross tho when you think about it, spitting like that when you know you're being filmed.

Yeah, I've seen that

watching an amateur chick choke on the guy spunk. It cam out of now where she was cought off gaurd.

ever seen it come out her nose?

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":bf29a]girl was giving head then all off a suden out of nowhere gaged then threw up all over his dick. was so gross.[/quote:bf29a]

maybe not the same one but ive seen that

I watched a video where Jenna Jameson was getting fucked doggystle hardcore to the point where the guy seriously was a in a blur he was fucking her so fast and hard.. lol The funny part is when he pulls his cock out at the end and Jenna Jameson farts and queefs at the same time LOL

I laugh everytime when a girl queefs... *blurrrrrp* sometimes the porn actors laugh themselves lol

[quote="Eight Ace":897da]...I saw this German pron vid where these two girls shat on this guys
stomach then rubbed it on his cok and proceeded to lick it off, but one
girl got a piece of corn in her mouth and spat it out at the other girl
saying how she doesn't like corn.... happy:

pretty gross tho when you think about it, spitting like that when you know you're being filmed.[/quote:897da] Topic was funny not siq! annoy:

i saw a girl please herslef with corn on the cob.....

[quote="Coublacka_":3fb01]cum up a girls arse then she farts, cum fly's all over the guys face while hes eating her out[/quote:3fb01]
ROFL

im in school right now and when i read that i laughed so hard the teacher came to see what it was, he laughed till he cryed.... biggrin:

some white guy was banging a black girl, while they were doing it she was yelling "o white meat white meat" happy:

Set sceen to the bathroom, guy ramming this chick from behind while she's holding onto the toilet. He proceeds to grab her hair, ram her head in the toilet, flip the switch with his foot, and all while he's still pumping away. kinky.

this is fu*ken gross annoy:

i...saw that one eek:

agreed. I stay away from that type of porn. fuicking bondage whores yall are

Generally, Ones that attempt to have story lines are the best. Look for 'The Babysitter', starring Cheyenne Silver on Kazaa. Some funny shit.

However, the funniest i ever say was this lesbian scene, with the most horrible quality, inappropriate Classical music during the proceedings. Think 'Dance of the sugar-plum fairy' on $5 speakers cranked to the max. It inspired my friend and I to add more inappropriate music to porn. We found that the best combination we could muster was a Jenna Jameson cumshot, with the 'Escape from Fort Schmerzen' Music in the Background.

Also, just about any lewd act goes brilliantly with 'Spanish Flea'

look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.

lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older :)

...wow!, pretty frank admission there PeeGoo,
I admire your honesty and don't mind in the least that your gay. freak:

Gee, Peegoo, can you hear me all the way back there in the 50's? heh, I'm just kidding, you're alright. biggrin:

It's a passtime, nothing more. Hell, most of the blokes on this forum have girls anyway beer:

A guy was running full speed at this chick with her legs spread apart and he tried to insert c0k but he missed and his dick bounced off her ass cheek. Lol.

Go back to grade school and learn some spelling retard. rolleyes:

I seen one where I chick was giving head, and the guy jized in her mouth,, then she got up right away and spit it out in the garbage can.

HAW HAW HAW!

Paaaa-tooooooie!!

Saw one the other day where the dude was doing a chick from behind, he pulls out and smacks the head of his lad just like you'd slap someone across the face *THWACK*

I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.