What Name would you use if you were a porn actor
 

My suggestions at the moment

Buck Naked
Dick Jammer
Horno Totastador (toaster oven in spanish)
Dick Nasty
Big John Studd
Bob DeKnob
Billy ButPhuker
Max Thrust
Pena Traits
and my personal name if I break in
Shooter McWadd

Jack Hammer.

Bid dick guy.

[quote="Airborne Butters":ca3a4]Jack Hammer.[/quote:ca3a4]


Lol Nice one biggrin:

Jesus

Harry Dick

bigus dickus

Faginer Focker.

Adam Mandarin

Master Peice

Brazilian Nuts biggrin:

...or Gregory Pecker

Buster Heiman

[quote="Eight Ace":b846b]Studley Kuntbuster [/quote:b846b]

fuckin lmao !!!!!!!11

i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

my cats name was smokey , and my street is Artesian smokey artesian.

however, that one is gay. sometimes they can be pretty good. oOo:

Sir Fuck-A-Lot

Orgazmo

Dirk Diggler ;)

The Great Wang

"HollyW00d"

At least, that's what I used on my last porn movie.

Al Frankin

Puge Henis biggrin:

Vaginator
Hardrive
cuntbuster
Harry Nutt
Sanchez

[quote=JBird]fuckin lmao !!!!!!!11

i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

my cats name was smokey , and my street is Artesian smokey artesian.

however, that one is gay. sometimes they can be pretty good. oOo:[/quote:5a4e6]

.... mmm

mickey stones

[quote=JBird]fuckin lmao !!!!!!!11

i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.

my cats name was smokey , and my street is Artesian smokey artesian.

however, that one is gay. sometimes they can be pretty good. oOo:[/quote:6cadc]

Hmm... Then mine would be......Sasha Broadfoot.

Heywood Jabloemi. I should copywrite it, I want to believe that I invented that name, along with the word Moosecock & Pigglefuck.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":57dd2]Heywood Jabloemi. I should copywrite it, I want to believe that I invented that name, along with the word Moosecock & Pigglefuck.[/quote:57dd2]
bad news some guy had his names changed ot HEywood Jablome. THat is now his legal name. Acording to the formula mine would be Kelly Kalauber o KElly Evans oOo: Kelly as in the IRISH MAN KELLY is what im thinking. but fack it I dont really care

In this case, mine would be something like:

Max Parkway
Fred Parkway
Charlie Parkway

2 Birds, and a dog. The street was Parkway Place

Heywood Jablowme

LOL mine would be Bear Jefferson....lol sounds like a black football player or something... rock:

Goldy Russel

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Re: What Name would you use if you were a porn actor
 

LOL

Mine would be GENERIC PR0NST4R NAME

[quote:ac202]i heard on a radio show in chicago here that the "formula" to find your porn name is to take the name of your childhood pet for the first name, and your street you lived on for the last name.
[/quote:ac202]

Pirouette St-Raphael

eek:

Err... sounds gay and beastial.

happy:

Pirouette St-Raphael

eek:

Err... sounds gay and beastial.

happy:[/quote:10305]

mine would be Fluffy Hemlock hahahahahahah thats great.

Also:
Jack Stabbin
Max Power
Harry Hard-on
Juice McGoose
Lt. Herpes
or Henry Winkler

Queefer Sutherland

Ron Jeremy

Do you too have a dog named Bear? Mine would be Bear Castle.

[quote="SW-14":de7ec]Do you too have a dog named Bear? Mine would be Bear Castle.[/quote:de7ec]

lol yep, he looked like a bear cub when he was little...hes a Chow/Dobermann mix

bwolf