battle cry
 

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" I'm Going to Clobber you into the 4th Dimension "

Lo! Who is that, striding along the cliffs! It is Pyro, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a spectacular grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to contort you like a rabid gangsta bitch!"

Striding over the wasteland, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Merlin122! And he gives an ominous bellow:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!

Skulking through the steppes, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Cap Busta! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to pound you until you're a parapalegic!"

Hark! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is Tystnad, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts ominously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until your mortal mind doth snap, and dip you in uranium!!"

oOo:

Insert me real name instead:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the mountains! It is Chris, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pound you until you smell like barbeque, and plug you into a power plant!!!"




Shortened it down and removed me surname, all for your convenience.. eek:

Striding out of the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Cloud! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"I'm going to pound you with such zeal, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!!"
oOo:

With a war hammer in one hand and a chicken salad sandwhich in the other, Madmartagen, bravest of all warriors, shouts to his foe:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you with such reckless abandon, your momma won't recognize you!"

look out for this guy.

OR if i were a girl,

"I'm seriously going to pummel you until you bleed puke, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

oOo:

"I'm going to smash you until the Earth stands still, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling through the plains! It is Trippar, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He screams homicidally:

"I'm going to flog you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

Lo! Who is that, sprinting along the tundra! It is Proteus, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such reckless abandon, you will polymorph into your grandmother!!"

"This one's for you, mom! No flesh shall be spared!"

Sprinting on the freeway, carrying a meaty axe, cometh MinorThreat! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!!"

Sprinting on the freeway, carrying a meaty axe, cometh MinorThreat! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!!"

Lo! Who is that, prowling along the plains! It is [muted]strvs, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!!"

Sorry Lads, but I think we have a Winner :D
 

Stalking across the freeway, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Captain Wilkins! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to hump you with such zeal, I will be high on life for years to come!!"

cool:

Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"

Rampaging out of the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Oddball! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to pound you so heinously, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

Who is that, sprinting on the plains! It is Johnj, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you with such wanton cruelty, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"

Stalking across the plains, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Pvt. Pinhead! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to contort you until the laws of physics are violated!"

DasBlitz:"I'm going to brutalize you to the moon and back, and grin like a fucking maniac!"
[DAS REICH]Blitz: "Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I destroy all in my path until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
hahahah nice

"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

Lo! Who is that, skulking over the mini-mall parking lot! It is Bukdez, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows ominously:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I sow darkness and discord like a sentient bulldozer!"


vengence and goo??? wtf...lol, bulldozer!

"I'm going to contort you into the fourth dimension, and dip you in uranium!"