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ErichHartmann 12-14-2003 11:22 PM

girl trouble?
 
well, i have shy when it comes to girls, i start blushing when there near me and when it comes to girls like me it never happens i only had 2 girls like me and i went out with them and they both did not last 2 weeks, GoD i need help

advice???? help guys?

Is This Teh 70s? 12-14-2003 11:27 PM

Well ... usually everyone gets nervous, it's a natural thing ... but I mean ... when I get so nervous ... lol ... it's when I'm talking to the girl I WANT...haha...or you could just go smoke some pot...then go up to the girl, whatever happens you'll just forget! Just kidding, smoking pot is naughty!

12-14-2003 11:29 PM

Re: girl trouble?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ErichHartmann
well, i have shy when it comes to girls, i start blushing when there near me and when it comes to girls like me it never happens i only had 2 girls like me and i went out with them and they both did not last 2 weeks, GoD i need help

advice???? help guys?

Are you Rich? Girls tend to like money, a nice car is the next best thing, anything they can use you for.

ErichHartmann 12-14-2003 11:32 PM

oh also
i am in the 9th grade and i think all the girls are ugly in my classe's but
out of the class's ummmmm good, Now if only i can talk to them

ninty 12-14-2003 11:44 PM

girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
-Good Charlotte

Tripper 12-14-2003 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
-Good Charlotte

Even though the band sucks, I have to agree with the quote.

guarnere 12-14-2003 11:55 PM

i would have to agree also...but you can find nice girls....i found one....i couldnt be happier....for real

sometimes....it just takes time

Tripper 12-15-2003 12:05 AM

Seriously though - Here is some GOOD advice:

Don't take/ask for advice about girls on a fucking internet forum. Granted there are some of us who are qualified in that area, the majority of the forum users' significant others either look like this:

[img]http://www.mrpuppet.com/graphics/ugly.jpg[/img]

Or this:

[img]http://www.thetech.org/exhibits/online/genome/images/hand.gif[/img]

TGB! 12-15-2003 12:09 AM

As soon as you have sex for the first time, all that nervousness goes away. Cheers.

T.Hunter 12-15-2003 12:27 AM

god all the fucking pink. stupid:




i used to be the same way about chicks. now i have a bunch of friends that are girls. girls/women dig cute shit, dont try to be macho, or cuss alot for no reason. just be yourself, hell thats what i did.


one of my chick friends ive known for 5 years, i want to ask her out, but scared what might happen if she refuses...we might look at eachother differently. i dont know... i might. so confused... *like anybody cares*

Eight Ace 12-15-2003 12:40 AM

[quote="The Gay Blade!":06436]As soon as you have sex for the first time, all that nervousness goes away. Cheers.[/quote:06436]
That just may work, ask your folks for money for a prostitute, or do odd jobs around
your neighbourhood...I'm sure peoples hearts and wallets will open up when they find out
it's to get your nuts cherry-popped by a whore. After that, you'll be rootin' like a rattlesnake.

Pvt.Pinhead 12-15-2003 12:59 AM

Dude, just pretend they are like your guy friends when your around them just be yourself. But when yall are alone, Dont pretend they are your guy friends!

12-15-2003 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tripper
Seriously though - Here is some GOOD advice:

Don't take/ask for advice about girls on a fucking internet forum. Granted there are some of us who are qualified in that area, the majority of the forum users' significant others either look like this:

[img]http://www.mrpuppet.com/graphics/ugly.jpg[/img]

Or this:

[img]http://www.thetech.org/exhibits/online/genome/images/hand.gif[/img]

LMAO

Old Reliable 12-15-2003 02:08 AM

or you could avoid girls and their problems stupid:

Tripper 12-15-2003 02:13 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":462ff]or you could avoid girls and their problems stupid:[/quote:462ff]

What? And go with guys instead?

LOL.....Old = Second Pictar in my last post. biggrin:

Pyro 12-15-2003 02:13 AM

you have to overide yourself of your shyness. Most girls tend to not express their liking for you. These two that you found out like you, during this time other girls could of liked you as well.

Just don't be afraid of rejection and you'll find someone.

Old Reliable 12-15-2003 02:14 AM

hey at least i admit it....hand is popular choice

Madmartagen 12-15-2003 04:18 AM

just be yourself...as long as youre not a freak. High school girls are not going to tell you how they feel at first, because they are just as shy as you. Don't be so picky about the girls you hang out with, the more you date, the more you will understand them. Don't be a so called 'player' or you will just earn a reputation of being an asshole and will have to go to another school. An important thing: dont play their games, it will just make all your actions filled with drama and distract you from everything else.

Wilko 12-15-2003 08:03 AM

Girlfriends are nice, but they're not the Be-all and end-all. I changed my personality and morality for a girl once, and i assure you it didn't work well at all.

Hang in there, old boy. If you're a good bloke, a girl will eventually cotton onto it. However. being in Year 9 (or the '9th Grade' as you chaps call it rolleyes: ) You're hardly over the hill :P. Good things come to those who wait.

bwolf 12-15-2003 09:43 AM

I am amazed no one flamed this one... amazed. good work guys, you DO have hearts rock:

anyway, just be confident and be yourself, for if a girl does like who you really are, its not worth going after. i always just layed low and let whatever happens happen, and i've found a good one.... you don't need to be too aggressive, unless you just want sex, and i don't reccomend that one either. good luck guy.

descry 12-15-2003 01:10 PM

hake:

MinorThreat 12-15-2003 01:41 PM

One word... BEER.

Punky's gonna flame me for this one, but I think we had both had a couple of drinks when we met, and If we hadn't, we had a lot of drinks after that

MinorThreat 12-15-2003 01:46 PM

[quote="T.Hunter":127f7]god all the fucking pink. stupid:




i used to be the same way about chicks. now i have a bunch of friends that are girls. girls/women dig cute shit, dont try to be macho, or cuss alot for no reason. just be yourself, hell thats what i did.


one of my chick friends ive known for 5 years, i want to ask her out, but scared what might happen if she refuses...we might look at eachother differently. i dont know... i might. so confused... *like anybody cares*[/quote:127f7]

There's a reason these chicks are just your friends... girls don't want nice guys, they want to be friends with nice guys.

Girls want confidence.

That's why guys always say "What is she doing with that asshole"

The answer: Because what you see as him being an asshole (which he very well may be) She sees him as being confident (right or wrong)

gtboys34 12-15-2003 02:25 PM

Just be yourself around them. Your in the 9th grade right? So you can afford to do this. Even if you act immature, they probaly won't even notice

Sotilas Jane 12-15-2003 02:43 PM

hake:

Unknown_Sniper 12-15-2003 02:56 PM

dont et girlfriends. Have random sxual acts wiht people you hardly know....Or if you do want a girlfriend Like everyone said dont be an ass. Show some balls(not literally unless shes a slut then youll at least get head unless your fucking tiny) And dont just walk up to them and ask em to be your girlriend. ask em out to a movie or something. gOd I wish I followed my own advice...Im in your boat got a girl I like right now but I never see her except for like one day a week oOo:

Old Reliable 12-15-2003 02:57 PM

[img]http://www.karhu.fi/gui/karhu.gif[/img]

Sgt>Stackem 12-15-2003 03:04 PM

sounds like your better off with Miss Michigan for a while

Gonzo 12-15-2003 03:19 PM

drop a credit card in front of her and ask her to pick it up girls like card with shinny numbers

ErichHartmann 12-15-2003 03:26 PM

thanks guys, Oh and tommarow my friend is going to intruduce me to a few Hot girls. Also i would like to say i am not ghetto and don't want to be i like classical music so i am the calm type in talking.

12-15-2003 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErichHartmann
thanks guys, Oh and tommarow my friend is going to intruduce me to a few Hot girls. Also i would like to say i am not ghetto and don't want to be i like classical music so i am the calm type in talking.

You'll jizz in your pants as soon as one of them looks at you.

MinorThreat 12-15-2003 04:10 PM

At least he'll get his...

ErichHartmann 12-15-2003 04:26 PM

LOL

MinorThreat 12-15-2003 07:29 PM

Don't let these jokers lead you off course, Life is all about fuck'n strange and drink'n beers

Eight Ace 12-15-2003 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinorThreat
Don't let these jokers lead you off course, Life is all about fuck'n strange and drink'n beers

hahaha!...never miss an opportunity to fuck some strange....now that is some A grade, on-course advice. beer:

Unknown_Sniper 12-15-2003 08:58 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":0f178]
Quote:

Originally Posted by MinorThreat
Don't let these jokers lead you off course, Life is all about fuck'n strange and drink'n beers

hahaha!...never miss an opportunity to fuck some strange....now that is some A grade, on-course advice. beer:[/quote:0f178]
Ah man I already gave that advice why didt I get credit? cry:

MinorThreat 12-16-2003 03:48 AM

Its all in the presentation

12-16-2003 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinorThreat
Its all in the presentation

99% presentation and 1% ejactulation.

KTOG 12-16-2003 02:56 PM

[quote=Tripper]
Quote:

Originally Posted by "Old Reliable":4a211
or you could avoid girls and their problems stupid:

What? And go with guys instead?

LOL.....Old = Second Pictar in my last post. biggrin:[/quote:4a211]


you have no room to talk

[img]http://24.58.163.208/secks.gif[/img]

Proteus 12-16-2003 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninty9
girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
-Good Charlotte

Good Charlotte is the queerest band I've seen.


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