Working Man
 

Working on New Year's Eve sucks ass. Goddammit, I need my rest before the big binge drinking session tonight! Now, I'm gonna get home after working since 7:30AM, try to squeeze in a 30 min nap, and go out.

Fucking cheap-ass Grinch-fucking boss has us here all day. I feel like marching into his office, grabbing him by the nappy chest hair that pokes out through his short-sleeved dress shirt, pulling him close to my face, and belching the "I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on de drum all day" song into his bulbous, heavy-drinker, red-veiny nose.

FUCKITY FUCK!

Re: Working Man
 

LOL

well, that sucks, I work from 2-6 today

Did he steal your stapler?Bah..Burn the building down..

[img]http://www.virtualstapler.com/office_space/images/milton_nervous.jpg[/img]

^^ Me.

Get a pic of ur boss! I wanna see that secksi chest hairs of his!

I dint get ANY fucking hours this week at all! mad:

I dont have to work today, but tons of my friends do. Working on a holiday sucks.

ah..one of the perks of not being employed

[quote="Old Reliable":3193e]ah..one of the perks of not being employed[/quote:3193e]

The others are little money, free time and it looks bad on your resume oOo:

ROFL! a classic movie

haahhaahha. "Im gonna set the building on fire".

What movie is that?

office space, noob

[quote="Old Reliable":e61ed]office space, noob[/quote:e61ed]
Wow, Im a noob because I've seen that a move? hmmm

Even I know which move it is..n00b!

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":4b649]Even I know which move it is..n00b![/quote:4b649]

Good for you dumbass.

[quote=BucKweEd]Good for you dumbass.[/quote:a9d08] gg jacksofftojanetrenostein

Let me fucking cry you a river... I work from 10:00 pm, to 8:00am. Its not like its some fucking national holiday. Jesus, get together with some friends go get fucking plastered with some dumbass hats, noise makers and call it fucking new years when ever the fuck you feel like it.

Why its such a big deal i'll never fucking know.

here here!

Oh fuck... i said something old retardable agree's with.... SHIT!

welp, suicide time.

I'm not crying...yet.

I'm just chronically lazy and hate this pissbag job. I coulda easily wrote the original post for any day of the year...heh heh.

Buckeh, you gotta rent "Office Space", dude. Friggin' classic.

I'll be working when the New Year comes as well. Sucks ass, because all my friends are going to be throwing down at a five house party.

But, there is a hot chick at the resort with only her grandparents who is going to come down to the Front Desk and chill with us to watch the New Year thing in New York. And she's even of age. Werd.

[quote:7fc44]Werd.
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did you mean word?

No, he meant "werd"...or possibly "w3rd".

did you mean word?[/quote:3f26c]

I've been saying "werd" since I was probably in the third grade.

Reason? It's my name backwards.

Nice try, crawl back into your master's ass, fuck-knuckle.

Im at work, but only for 3 or 4 hours. The dude next to me looks almost exactly lilke Milton from office space only he is alot thinner...and he always borrows my black swingline 747. Time for me to regulate his ass.

lmao! fuck-knuckle

Heh, they say most gays know their preference at an early age.

FUCK YA HATS !

Brilliant wit that was. Come back when your testicles drop.

[quote:9befc]But, there is a hot chick at the resort with only her grandparents who is going to come down to the Front Desk and chill with us to watch the New Year thing in New York. And she's even of age. Werd.
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so you want to cheat on your hot girl friend Drew. that name just says your an Idiot.

Actually I told her to get the fuck out until she can act like a real 22-year old. So I can get with whoever I want.

Try again, Pussy-Pop.

Same here, I'm at work now. I hid in a closet (well, server room. Not REALLY a closet) for about an hour and 1/2 opening up boxes that had new PC's, adding RAM to them. My boss was wondering where his radio went. biggrin:

I'm at home now...fucked off early.

See ya next year, you office potzers!!

The brilliant part was flaming someone for not knowing your secret language. A true scholar I tell ya.

When my testicles drop, huh? Wow, I am completely underwhelmed.

There's flaming going on nearly every thread this week. GG everyone.

office space owns

that time off the month again.

Zoner, get used to it. People who own a business and make tons of dough don't give a shit about you. Get drunk tonight and bang in sick tomorrow.

Done and done. Where's the Advil? annoy: