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Hobbes 01-02-2004 04:40 PM

Dumb Luck or Not?
 
On my way into to work today I get pulled over by the OPP (I'm sure you can think of some of the many euphemism for Ontario Provincial Police) doing 140 KPH in a 100 KPH (90 mph in a 60 for you Yanks).

Officer - License, Registration, Insurance

Me - Sure Officer

Officer - Do you know how fast you were going

Me - 140 Officer

Officer - Didn't see me get on at James Snow Parkway eh.

Me - No Officer didn't see you until you were in the left lane about a klick behind me.

Officer - Why were you driving so fast

Me - Have to get to Tim Hortons by 2:35 PM or I will be late for work

Officer - LOL

Officer - When was your last ticket

Me - 96 or 97 It was June, Sunday around 7:30 pm I got tagged for 70 in a 60 (speed trap at the end of the month)

Officer - LOL

Officer - 140 is to fast slow it down some

Me - Yes Officer

Officer - Okay I'm letting you off with a warning just slow down.

Me - Thanks Officer

The only speeding ticket I ever had was the result of month end speed trap although I've been pulled over about 7-10 time since 1995 for speeding I just never seem to get a ticket while others I know just get hammered the first time they get pulled over.

Oh 140 in a 100 is about $400.00 and 4 points not to mention what in does to your insurance.

Sgt. Paine 01-02-2004 04:43 PM

hmm some one give a sobriety test to the cop. he might be drunk. beer: man you got lucky.

Unknown_Sniper 01-02-2004 04:44 PM

lol ive never been pulled over in my 2 years of beign on the road. dont want to. ive had some scarry expierences though.

Sergeant_Scrotum 01-02-2004 04:45 PM

lucky! some cops can be real assholes! many are nice people though & dont act as though their gods gift

Pyro 01-02-2004 04:58 PM

Usually the OPP is really gay. The peel police in my area are super gay as wel.

Snuff 01-02-2004 05:02 PM

Maybe he was a fan of city nights..... biggrin:

[DAS REICH] Blitz 01-02-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hogman74
Maybe he was a fan of city nights..... biggrin:

ahha maybe biggrin:

Unknown_Sniper 01-02-2004 05:26 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":fef76]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hogman74
Maybe he was a fan of city nights..... biggrin:

ahha maybe biggrin:[/quote:fef76]
wtf/....oph yeah you made city night hobbs! great job on that by the way

Tripper 01-02-2004 05:27 PM

You down with OPP? YEAH! YOU KNOW ME!

A cop smashed my friend's bong after pulling him over for not wearing a fucking seatbelt......We were like "WTF M8! BONGS ARENT IN UR JURISTICTION!"

Trudel 01-02-2004 06:04 PM

Lucky.

I got busted doing 74 in a 60kph zone. That was $100.

Zap. USMC 01-02-2004 06:16 PM

Good at suckin' dicks, eh Hobbes? biggrin:

omicron 01-02-2004 06:28 PM

My uncle got a$4,000 dollar fine for speeding, and some other shit, the officer was like, "Hey, since you never been pulled over, this'll be a warning, but next time, I'm takin' no shit!"
I was in the car, it was when i was like 2 years old though oOo:

Arkan 01-02-2004 06:41 PM

The cop had to be drunk if he kept saying "lol" !

The reason you weren't ticketed was because you didn't act like a jackass. You guys seem to forget that you write your own tickets. Act like an ass and you get written up. Show a lil' respect, joke a lil', and show that you have your shit together, you drive away with a verbal warning. It's that simple.

Madmartagen 01-02-2004 07:29 PM

You got lucky that time.

Eight Ace 01-02-2004 08:36 PM

Re: Dumb Luck or Not?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobbes
Officer - Why were you driving so fast

Me - Have to get to Tim Hortons by 2:35 PM or I will be late for work.

..isn't Tim Hortons that donut place you guys have mentioned?....never mind being let off!, its a
wonder that cop didn't insist on giving you a high-speed police escort!... Chief Wiggum style!! cool:

Unknown_Sniper 01-02-2004 10:07 PM

and man you were not speeding Ill link ya up wait a second. ok this video is INSANE first of all. the guy does a wheely for liek 1/4 of a mile at over 100mph top speed around 220mph. imagine if he got caught by a cop lol. if they ever caught up what would he say? I um...was on fire officer.
ok here it is the amazing video oh and the specs of the bike
a 300 hp turbo Busa300 +hp Turbo
8.8 with a good rider
198lbs torque
top speed 210mph in 9/10 of a mile

http://www.sportsbikerider.com/useruplo ... 390kmh.wmv

Old Reliable 01-02-2004 10:18 PM

your tiger avatar looks stoned

Short Hand 01-03-2004 12:01 AM

I give officers free coffee and donuts in hope of mercy for when they pull me over. beer:

Art Attack 01-03-2004 12:58 AM

I've been pulled over by the OPP on the Ottawa river, we were fishing and we were catching and release but the cop was a asshole so we turned the boat on and drove down the river to the quebec side, hehe.

Johnj 01-03-2004 07:19 AM

That bike is in KPH not MPH.

Bazooka_Joe 01-03-2004 07:34 AM

If the officer was like a drill seargent in basic training, I'd say he got laid the night before, and was in a good mood. Either way, you're real lucky.

Poseidon 01-03-2004 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
That bike is in KPH not MPH.

1.6 k/m in a mile so the top speed is 131.25mph

still pretty fast!

that is a cool video!

just needed somone on the side of the road with a video camera too!

Johnj 01-03-2004 08:02 AM

Yes it is a cool vid but 200 MPH on a street bike. I don't think so. You would need one of those [url=http://motorcyclecity.com/turbine.htm:4441c]jet powered bikes[/url:4441c] and better tires.

Miscguy 01-03-2004 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkan
The cop had to be drunk if he kept saying "lol" !

The reason you weren't ticketed was because you didn't act like a jackass. You guys seem to forget that you write your own tickets. Act like an ass and you get written up. Show a lil' respect, joke a lil', and show that you have your shit together, you drive away with a verbal warning. It's that simple.

Or you can simply never get caught like i do. I mean honestly in the 5 years i've been driving i have hit speeds of 132 mph in a 70, 90 in a 40 , and have generally driven so that at this point no one will ride with me. Im safe, I've never been in an accident, which is more than most people can say. I've been radared at 100 in a 70 (they pulled over the guy i was passing because he was in the passing lane, we both had white cars)

[quote:83ece]a 300 hp turbo Busa300 +hp Turbo
8.8 with a good rider
198lbs torque
top speed 210mph in 9/10 of a mile[/quote:83ece]

The bikes name is hyabusa. A Japanese bird that dives on prey at 200+ mph. It is the worlds fastest bike, and will forever remain so. The companies have stopped there "super speed" production compatition for the fear that bikes that were to fast, and to powerful were getting in the hands of the inexperianced.

[quote:83ece]Yes it is a cool vid but 200 MPH on a street bike. I don't think so. You would need one of those jet powered bikes and better tires.[/quote:83ece]

It does 180 in fifth gear... Theres a Sixth.

Miscguy 01-03-2004 08:56 AM

[img]http://www.lafishmag.com/1300Hbusa.jpg[/img]

Side note. A modified version of this bike currently holds the world speed record on a production bike at over 240 mph. That was on the salt flats. The rider said the course couldnt handle the bike and he dare not push harder.

Johnj 01-03-2004 09:32 AM

Here is an attempt to create a really fast [url=http://www.allpar.com/cars/concepts/tomahawk.html:c47f4]bike[/url:c47f4].

[img]http://www.allpar.com/cars/concepts/photos/tomahawk2.jpg[/img]

This isn't the [url=http://www.allpar.com/history/plymouth/motorcycle.html:c47f4]first time[/url:c47f4] this has been tried.

Miscguy 01-03-2004 09:35 AM

That bike is a demo bike only. It was made to display the viper engine. Rich people started saying they wanted them so dodge made 9 more. They were delivered as "non-functional" models. IE they didnt run for one reason or another, likly they didnt put chains on. Its still a damn nice bike.

Oddly the article says they'll be driveable but not legally. And what the whole production bit is i havnt heard shit about.

Poseidon 01-03-2004 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnj
Here is an attempt to create a really fast [url=http://www.allpar.com/cars/concepts/tomahawk.html:879d1]bike[/url:879d1].

[img]http://www.allpar.com/cars/concepts/photos/tomahawk2.jpg[/img]

This isn't the [url=http://www.allpar.com/history/plymouth/motorcycle.html:879d1]first time[/url:879d1] this has been tried.

thats not a motor bike its got 4 wheels!

Eames 01-04-2004 02:11 AM

lol everytime i think of the canadian police i think of a mounty in his uniform saying "what are you talking aboot"

Old Reliable 01-04-2004 02:11 AM

always go with the traffic and find some looney going 90 + follow him from behind, thats what i always do. never gotten a ticket in 5 + years of driving rock: and i never go near the limit


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