best robbery
 

any one have ideas for the perfect robbery?

that train robbery back in the day. they supposedly got away I think. if not that then....that hollywood one came pretty close until the cops showed up
now are you asking for how ot commit the perfect one?

no. im just asking what your ideas were on how to comit the perfect crime. without getting caught/shot/killed

The train robbery back in the day?
There was so many of those.

i run into a bank and shout DIVERSION butt naked and you club the cashier with a singing rubber fish and take the money.

that would sure stupify me into submission.

i would shit myself from laughter

[quote="Animal Mother":3ed39]The train robbery back in the day?
There was so many of those.[/quote:3ed39]

I think hes talking about the english one. Its pretty famous but i cant think of what it was called or what happened. Also I wont divulge in my robbery plans for this site is to public.

Rob a canadian bank. Then run back to america.
OR Vice Versa

[quote="Animal Mother":ca561]Rob a canadian bank. Then run back to america.
OR Vice Versa[/quote:ca561]
risky either way. american banks haveguns and cops. canadians have canuks lol

Pussy.

There are so many good ways to rob a bank & theroitly not get caught. but 99.999% of the time something/someone fucks up & you get your ass hauled off to a jail cell

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":c466d]There are so many good ways to rob a bank & theroitly not get caught. but 99.999% of the time something/someone fucks up & you get your ass hauled off to a jail cell[/quote:c466d]
there a bank aroudn my area. I can se hte alarm box outside. unles that no longer it biggrin:

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":86ee8][quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":86ee8]There are so many good ways to rob a bank & theroitly not get caught. but 99.999% of the time something/someone fucks up & you get your ass hauled off to a jail cell[/quote:86ee8]
there a bank aroudn my area. I can se hte alarm box outside. unles that no longer it biggrin:[/quote:86ee8]

are u drunk? Id do what they did in office space but i wouldnt round to an extra decimal space.

[quote="Bean 2":10541][quote="Unknown_Sniper":10541][quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":10541]There are so many good ways to rob a bank & theroitly not get caught. but 99.999% of the time something/someone fucks up & you get your ass hauled off to a jail cell[/quote:10541]
there a bank aroudn my area. I can se hte alarm box outside. unles that no longer it biggrin:[/quote:10541]

are u drunk? Id do what they did in office space but i wouldnt round to an extra decimal space.[/quote:10541]
no imotn dkrun. oh yahe I am

use a visa card and run

Get at least 12 people and two vans. Every one is armed with a assault rifle or smg along with grenades and smoke/flash grenades. One hour before the robbing of a Federal Bank (In any city) blow up a nearby building. Everyone will think it would be a terroist attack. People will panic. When people have evacuated rush into the federal bank and grab as much as you can and get the fuck out.

[quote="Stinger_Dude":9c758]One hour before the robbing of a Federal Bank (In any city) blow up a nearby building.
Everyone will think it would be a terroist attack.[/quote:9c758]
...yep, blowin' up that (presumably occupied) building would definitely give your plan that terrorist feel... eek:

[quote="Eight Ace":8a7e5][quote="Stinger_Dude":8a7e5]One hour before the robbing of a Federal Bank (In any city) blow up a nearby building.
Everyone will think it would be a terroist attack.[/quote:8a7e5]
...yep, blowin' up that (presumably occupied) building would definitely give your plan that terrorist feel... eek:[/quote:8a7e5]

NO we'll find an unoccupied building or create a phoney explosion. Use lots of smoke grenades, create a fire and use fire works.

EDIT: HOly crap something struck me. We can be dressed up as SWATs or miltary personnels and enter the premises. Now everyone will do what we tell them to do.

OK then...I'm in!, put me in charge of catering and on-the-job snackage cool:

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dunno, but you better get rid of that sig...


dude. hake:

If u set off an explosion and they think its a terrorist attack than they will probably close the bank. oOo:

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only if you die first

[quote="Cpt. Obvious":8fa70]If u set off an explosion and they think its a terrorist attack than they will probably close the bank. oOo:[/quote:8fa70]
oh no...that would ruin the plan of fuckign blowing the bank up!

[quote="Eight Ace":9b68a]OK then...I'm in!, put me in charge of catering and on-the-job snackage cool:[/quote:9b68a]

beer:

briliant! run in as a swat team, tell everyone their has been a bomb threat & the building needs to be evacuated. escort everyone out onto a bus & drive them around in circles for a bit. meanwhile the team takes all the cash they can find then leaves. abandon the bus on some deserted island & then off to mexico!

Set up a dildo business called kinky gh4y buttsehx.com and post it in all teh ghey magazines, all teh fagg0tz would send you money to buy the dildos and their credit card n#s etc, or a cheque. You can then write back sayin the cheque bounced or somethin, but they wouldn't be able to go to the bank manager and give him the details saying they wanted to buy something from kinky gh4y buttsehx.com.

ets foolproof! rock:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":14db9]Set up a dildo business called kinky gh4y buttsehx.com and post it in all teh ghey magazines, all teh fagg0tz would send you money to buy the dildos and their credit card n#s etc, or a cheque. You can then write back sayin the cheque bounced or somethin, but they wouldn't be able to go to the bank manager and give him the details saying they wanted to buy something from kinky gh4y buttsehx.com.

ets foolproof! rock:[/quote:14db9]
lock stock and 2 smoking barrels?
anyways whos up for robbing the royal candain mint in ottawa?
ill pay the airlines biggrin: rolleyes: rock:

I've already reported you guys to the CheatPolice, they will be knocking on your doors any minute to arrest you on charges of premeditated bank robbery in a Medal of Honor forum.

[quote="9mm*BeRetTa~":d3a9a]I've already reported you guys to the CheatPolice, they will be knocking on your doors any minute to arrest you on charges of premeditated bank robbery in a Medal of Honor forum.[/quote:d3a9a]Fluffy hook me up with some snackage...always gotta have food when you rob

[quote:f9fbf]Fluffy hook me up with some snackage...always gotta have food when you rob[/quote:f9fbf]

I know a guy in Germany who eats pen0r

"Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3286721.stm

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