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Nyck 01-13-2004 08:36 AM

Tired of doing "it" by yourself
 
well then buy this invention

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

Zoner 01-13-2004 08:38 AM

HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAWWW!


That's the heights of fucking laziness. The japanese are fucked up.

Da_Bian 01-13-2004 08:59 AM

uh, zoner, mate...

3 No racist comments

Extreme racial attacks will be edited. Do not resort to attacking someone's racial background or country. Discussion about racial differences without being offensive is allowed. Joking about racial differences is allowed so long as it does not contravene any other rules above or below this. If you are asked to stop making the racial jokes by anyone (not just moderators), however, you must do so.


btw, thats older than your registration on aa.com, NyckMSS

Nyck 01-13-2004 09:02 AM

[quote="Da_Bian":415a3]uh, zoner, mate...

3 No racist comments

Extreme racial attacks will be edited. Do not resort to attacking someone's racial background or country. Discussion about racial differences without being offensive is allowed. Joking about racial differences is allowed so long as it does not contravene any other rules above or below this. If you are asked to stop making the racial jokes by anyone (not just moderators), however, you must do so.


btw, thats older than your registration on aa.com, NyckMSS[/quote:415a3]


Thats great..thanks for pointing it out..now show me where in my post I said ANYTHING about any race...K Thx!

Zoner 01-13-2004 09:04 AM

That wasn't a racial comment at all. I'm just saying that they're fucked! biggrin:

Being fucked is a GOOD thing.

Da_Bian 01-13-2004 09:04 AM

not you b00n - i was talking about Zoner's comment oOo:

Da_Bian 01-13-2004 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
That wasn't a racial comment at all. I'm just saying that they're fucked! biggrin:

Being fucked is a GOOD thing.

ok.. so.. you're fucked zoner oOo:
thats a good thing eek:

Zoner 01-13-2004 09:08 AM

Exactly. I've been fucked for years.

Now, if I said that all japanese people were bad drivers or were "sandal-wearing goldfish tenders" (quote from Mr. Burns), that'd be a racial comment.

dr nein 01-13-2004 09:15 AM

bukake, tentacle-rape, hentai... stupid:

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-13-2004 09:57 AM

That link dosen't work

and what exactly is bukake?

Fireal 01-13-2004 10:01 AM

Its pronounced
"Booo Cock E" So probably something with cock.

Zoner 01-13-2004 10:02 AM

Ummm, for lack of a better definition, Bukkake = cum eating/drinking/bathing/drenching

Basically, it involves mass quantities of man gravy and some (un)fortunate girl.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-13-2004 10:08 AM

forgive me for not being PC but those **EDIT** are crazy I don't care what anyone says.

You think im wrong? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 391951.stm

Zoner 01-13-2004 10:12 AM

C'mon now...don't resort to racial slurs. Saying that word is the same as saying the N-word. Not cool. hake:

Old Reliable 01-13-2004 10:19 AM

i dont trust it, what if it has a defect and gets a darth vader grip on the ol joystick ed:

Zoner 01-13-2004 10:23 AM

HAW HAW HAW!

YEEEEEE-OWWWWW!!! ed:

You'd have a good lawsuit. No cock, but a good lawsuit.

imported_Fluffy_Bunny 01-13-2004 10:23 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":ee1eb]i dont trust it, what if it has a defect and gets a darth vader grip on the ol joystick ed:[/quote:ee1eb]

Aye, that would be interesting... No doubt there's already a version of that. oOo:

ShagNasty 01-13-2004 11:39 AM

They made the hand to big for the Japs, Should be about the size of a 10 year olds hand. Who they trying to kid?

01-13-2004 12:24 PM

well, they already have cartoon porn (Hentai), a weird schoolgirl fetish (the whole "sailor suit" thing), so why not a meachanical masturbator (sp?)

elstatec 01-13-2004 12:28 PM

im starting my japanese side course on feb the 6th. which will be fun

you wanna go to realdoll.com. thats the shit

Zoner 01-13-2004 12:30 PM

Howard Stern has one of them...said it was the best sex he ever had.

Nyck 01-13-2004 12:57 PM

couple of pics i made of it..

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatron%20copy.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatronown.jpg[/img]

elstatec 01-13-2004 12:58 PM

werent they on ebaum?











hah.

Wilko 01-13-2004 02:16 PM

There is no fucking way i would ever put one of those ANYWHERE IN THE FUCKING VICINITY of Li'l Wilko. annoy:

The Japanese are messed up. This is not rascism, this is fact. Just follow that goddamned link. ed:

Wilko 01-13-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
[img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/jackoffatronown.jpg[/img]

Approved biggrin:

Merlin122 01-13-2004 02:26 PM

Re: Tired of doing "it" by yourself
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
well then buy this invention

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

its ok. your grandma is good enough.

Nyck 01-13-2004 02:37 PM

Re: Tired of doing "it" by yourself
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Merlin122
Quote:

Originally Posted by NyckMSS
well then buy this invention

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

its ok. your grandma is good enough.

[img]http://www.metalprovider.com/necrophilia/_borders/1motion.jpg[/img]

Sgt>Stackem 01-13-2004 05:48 PM

what does this say about the person that found the website? too much "time" on your hands?

Airborne Butters 01-13-2004 05:50 PM

do they take Visa?!

Nyck 01-13-2004 06:47 PM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":3b2b5]what does this say about the person that found the website? too much "time" on your hands?[/quote:3b2b5]

I dunno why dont you go ask him over on the other board I got it off of?..cmon man you should know by now..

someone stumbles on it then its posted everywhere on every board.
everyone laughs ha ha its funneh biggrin:

then its reposted at least 15 times and you get cuss:

Fireal 01-13-2004 06:59 PM

Guess what, this is a repost!


Sooo.... cuss:


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