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TuNNel-Rat 01-14-2004 12:10 AM

I AM CANADIAN;)
 
http://www.chatarea.com/EFEliteForcesNavySEALs.m1849632

offtopic:beer:

strvs 01-14-2004 12:12 AM

Here: http://members.cox.net/lornic/Nonfixed/ ... nadian.htm
just go to that.

TuNNel-Rat 01-14-2004 12:17 AM

http://www.chatarea.com/EFEliteForcesNavySEALs.m1849632

ninty 01-14-2004 12:23 AM

I saw Joe do the "Rant" at a flames game a couple years back. It was pretty cool. It's kind of like propaganda. Everyone was yelling and cheering, and the beer wench walked by my dad and I so we got a couple of beers. Molson Canadian of course.

Anyway, that is so old...its really old.

I guess the ironic side to the story is that Joe went down to LA for a film career. Hes no longer Canadian. beer:

Bucknub 01-14-2004 12:33 AM

I love the part where he yells "A CHESTERFEILD IS A COUCH!" haha awesome

Da_Bian 01-14-2004 01:43 AM

"It's ZED, not ZEE!" biggrin:

i never know which one to teach, so i end up not teaching Z to my students

good video, i enjoyed it

JBird 01-14-2004 02:42 AM

he says they dont speak french, yet "zed" is french for "z" rolleyes:

cameltoe 01-14-2004 02:50 AM

he said he spoke french and english not american, its a pretty funny commercial, i didnt quite get all the underlying jokes cuz im not used to making fun of the canadians

Zoner 01-14-2004 08:08 AM

Sweet jeezus, I hadda check to see if this was a gravedig!! Please tell me you guys aren't only seeing this for the first time? It's at least 2 years old.

Maplegyver 01-14-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zoner
Sweet jeezus, I hadda check to see if this was a gravedig!! Please tell me you guys aren't only seeing this for the first time? It's at least 2 years old.

its 4 years old biggrin:

Scalping Chief 01-14-2004 07:02 PM

its good to be canadian

WidowMaker555 01-14-2004 07:13 PM

I went to banff for canada day ( im an american )
Is it a must do for someone to get a haircut ( mohawk) in the middle of the street whlie they look at Inopropiate magazines becasue some1 told me it was

Merlin122 01-14-2004 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WidowMaker555
I went to banff for canada day ( im an american )
Is it a must do for someone to get a haircut ( mohawk) in the middle of the street whlie they look at Inopropiate magazines becasue some1 told me it was

english plz

Short Hand 01-14-2004 08:03 PM

Classic.

Judas 01-14-2004 08:17 PM

Sorry

Short Hand 01-14-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Sorry

?

Pyro 01-14-2004 11:22 PM

*salutes*

Judas 01-14-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Sorry

sorry that you are canadian ...

Bucknub 01-14-2004 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Quote:

Originally Posted by Judas
Sorry

sorry that you are canadian ...

dumbass rolleyes:

elitecloud 01-15-2004 12:16 AM

http://members.cox.net/lornic/Nonfixed/ ... nadian.htm

LMFAO!!!!! few clan guys talk that way......LMFAO!! i was crying

Bucknub 01-15-2004 12:24 AM

[quote="[22nd Elite] Cloud":a9cb3]http://members.cox.net/lornic/Nonfixed/ViewVideo_IAmNotCanadian.htm

LMFAO!!!!! few clan guys talk that way......LMFAO!! i was crying[/quote:a9cb3]

that one owned

ninty 01-15-2004 12:24 AM

"I believe in distinct society...as long as someone else pays for it." biggrin:

I can think of someone else that applies to in Canada as well.

Zoner 01-15-2004 08:36 AM

Don't PM me the Newfie version...I've heard it 832 times. rolleyes:

TuNNel-Rat 01-15-2004 09:09 AM

PLS POST THE NEWFIE VRSN, I'VE NEVER SEEN IT quickshot:

Zoner 01-15-2004 09:14 AM

Ok. Mind you, if you were actually from Newfoundland, you could easily tell that this wasn't written by a Newfoundlander...damn mainlanders...

I IS A NEWFIE!
Eh Dare,

I am not a roofer or, a fisherman, and I am not collecting Pogey.
I don't live in a rented house with 4 udder newfie friends.
I don't eat Moose meat every day and I don't drive a Ski-doo.
And I don't know Barry, Jimmy or Glenn from Grand Falls although I am certain they are good folk.

I drink Screech or Beer- or anything with a % of alcohol.
I believe in open bars everywhere, and I pronounce it TURBO not TURBOTT.
I can proudly fly my province's flag in the back window of my pickup.
A toque is a hat, fried bologna is a meal.
And the COD is a proud and noble FISH!

And it is pronouced TREE, not THREE....TREE!

Newfoundland is the last member of confederation,
the 1st province of fishing,
and the best part of the Atlantic ocean!

My name is Bob!
And I is a Newfie!

Bye!

elitecloud 01-15-2004 09:52 AM

LMFAO!
it's ok zoner, candiens and newfies are cool ;)

Zoner 01-15-2004 09:59 AM

heh heh

Newfoundland stereotypes just piss me off to no end. If that WAS written by a Newf, it'd be funny to me.

I don't know anyone back home who calls a hat a toque. They do up here in mainland Canada, but not back on the island. Back home, a toque is a "stocking cap" or a "sod". biggrin:

TuNNel-Rat 01-15-2004 10:20 AM

OMG---THAT WAS FANTASTIC---THX DUDE biggrin:
beer:

Zoner 01-15-2004 10:38 AM

Glad you liked it...heh.

Hey, you going to the Iron Maiden show at the Bell Centre on Tuesday night? I'll be there! w00t!

elitecloud 01-15-2004 10:45 AM

yup newfies are up there, i bet it's colder than a witches titty..lol
i have a friend that lives on Price Edward Island. ;)

Zoner 01-15-2004 10:47 AM

Actually, it gets a shitload colder here in Ottawa than it does back home. Newfoundland gets a LOT more snow though. Mind you, it still hits -20C and colder in Newfoundland...and Labrador, well Labrador is an icebox for sure. BRRRRR!

All has to do with the maritime climate...more temperate, but more precipitation.

TuNNel-Rat 01-15-2004 12:15 PM

it must be damn cold over there now...lol. just last week New Brunswick was in an ICE STORM.

glad i live in Montreal rock:


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