Why I Hate Freshmen Girls
 

ok, im a sophomore in highschool (10th grade, some countries dont use sophomore) and im pretty much straight edge except for the sex part....i really dislike freshman girls cuz they think drinking is so cool, and they think they are better than everyone else....this is a convo of me and this "drunk" freshmen girl...

DmentedTink507: dude rite now im drunk so tell me like tomorrow
DmentedTink507: maggie is getting all pissed cuz theres no sprite left
DmentedTink507: and shes yelling at me
DmentedTink507: cuz im an incosiderate bitch
DmentedTink507: but i dont rele understand
DmentedTink507: cuz im seeing 2 of her
DmentedTink507: lol
the sun is i: you must be cool, you're drunk
the sun is i: so cool
the sun is i: drinking is so cool!
DmentedTink507: damn straight
the sun is i: and if you were drunk, you wouldnt be able to type
DmentedTink507: nah it just tastes good
the sun is i: so you lie
DmentedTink507: nope i can be passed out and be ab le to type
DmentedTink507: im not lieing
the sun is i: you can honestly tell me alcohol tastes good?
DmentedTink507: dont think so
DmentedTink507: im like the best typer in the wild
DmentedTink507: *wolrd
the sun is i: hahahahahahaha
DmentedTink507: dont laugh
the sun is i: wow
DmentedTink507: iuts not funni*
the sun is i: thank you so much
DmentedTink507: *dont
DmentedTink507: WELCOME!!!
DmentedTink507: lol

point proven

HUH?

Yes, but freshman's are easy.

Hey man...don't forget she was under a lot of pressure from Maggie over that Sprite thing...OK...? annoy:

well, true, nothing worse than a kid trying to act cool by saying they drink.

[quote="Eight Ace":a6c51]Hey man...don't forget she was under a lot of pressure from Maggie over that Sprite thing...OK...? annoy:[/quote:a6c51]

rofl biggrin:

[quote="Eight Ace":1bcd7]Hey man...don't forget she was under a lot of pressure from Maggie over that Sprite thing...OK...? annoy:[/quote:1bcd7]


aaahahahaha

getting drunk is so ghey...ooo look at me im drunk im gonna type bad and omg I am 1337!

[quote="Eight Ace":ed7a3]Hey man...don't forget she was under a lot of pressure from Maggie over that Sprite thing...OK...? annoy:[/quote:ed7a3]
ahahaha, i love you.

I bet maggie is a whore

stupid girls getting drunk + Roofies + No Jimmy Hats = Working at Mcdonalds to support your kid cause thet guy sure isnt

isnt that so sweet!

she sure sounds like one

sophomore in high school??

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

Depends, i don't drink to get drunk, i drink because it's a beverage that you don't drink everyday, and when i get drunk i don't type in internet forums, i usually go to sleep.. beer:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":460f0]I bet maggie is a whore[/quote:460f0]
ahaha, i hear she is.

[quote=Jotun]ahaha, i hear she is.[/quote:aa7b1]

God damn im good, i can sense these things biggrin:

[quote="Capt. John Miller":8f1cd][quote=Jotun]ahaha, i hear she is.[/quote:8f1cd]

God damn im good, i can sense these things biggrin:[/quote:8f1cd]

Cause your a P.I.M.P oOo:

WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE JOTUN?

I just think it is funny they couldn't mistype until it was pointed out... hmmmm eek:

I love you.

It's kind of stupid. I see like grade 8s whatever drinking because it's cool and if you drink by the time you get to highschool and be in grade 9 you get to be popular. I don't know, but many girls are this way, that's why you need to wait till you out of of high school to meet girls who ahve actually grown up.

good call

because they think they are better than me, they think they're "cooler" than me because i dont drink, and they're emo...

I've just been doing sum serious drinking & raided a chat room, is it cool?
yes!

Straight edge is a fucking joke! The best thing was when me and my freind Chris were at a show and he was smoking a cig then all sudden a kid with two x's on his hands (meaning he was straightedge) came up and asked for a smoke. What a fucking poser

You're straightedge, fuck it. I'll drink to that!

I heard about those straightedge guys, that's the gayest thing since gay marriage. stupid:

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":85a8e]I heard about those straightedge guys, that's the gayest thing since gay marriage. stupid:[/quote:85a8e]

WTF is Straight Edge?

Straight edge is kids that are supposedly against sex,drugs,booze, and smoking. They think it's cool to be anti anything other people think is cool. Personally they're bunch of homosaurus'

[quote="Airborne Butters":4e45b]Straight edge is kids that are supposedly against sex,drugs,booze, and smoking. They think it's cool to be anti anything other people think is cool. Personally they're bunch of homosaurus'[/quote:4e45b]

Freaks in other words. ed:

[quote="Airborne Butters":4f56d]Straight edge is kids that are supposedly against sex,drugs,booze, and smoking. They think it's cool to be anti anything other people think is cool. Personally they're bunch of homosaurus'[/quote:4f56d]

Who the FUCK would be against sex? Jesus, do these people HAVE libidos?

Freshman are real nerdy were I go, theyre always so shy, except for the few sluts who end up getting STD's and die b4 Senior year.

fresshman are good for fuggin up teh ppoopshute. rock:

She dosen't sound like a bitch there, just sounds drunk. Screw her, and move on with life.

I hate Freshman girls because they don't realize that they are being used by upperclassmen who can't get a girlfriend in his own grade because he's a fucking pot head alcoholic. mwah:

[quote="Airborne Butters":83c23]Straight edge is kids that are supposedly against sex,drugs,booze, and smoking. They think it's cool to be anti anything other people think is cool. Personally they're bunch of homosaurus'[/quote:83c23]

what exactly is fun about smoking and drugs?
sex feels good, alcohol tastes good, all drugs and smoking do is get you killed, much slower and more painfully than the best Fedayeen-Saddam torturer.

Oh yeah, smoking also gets you kicked out of public places, and if you ru into me in said public place shot with an extinguisher and punched repeatedly.

[quote="Airborne Butters":96eb3]Straight edge is kids that are supposedly against sex,drugs,booze, and smoking. They think it's cool to be anti anything other people think is cool. Personally they're bunch of homosaurus'[/quote:96eb3]

In other words their Mormons.

[quote="Airborne Butters":90dd3]Straight edge is kids that are supposedly against sex,drugs,booze, and smoking. They think it's cool to be anti anything other people think is cool. Personally they're bunch of homosaurus'[/quote:90dd3]
im not totally against anything, i just dont do them, now at least. i'll drink when im older, i dont care for it now. i hate smoking though, i find it disgusting. and im definitely not against sex...

Heh, fucking everyone in my school thinks its so great to go out every weekend and get messed up and smoke weed and stuff. Ive been drunk before and albeit fun, but when your like 12 or 13 youre just starting to piss your life away, what younger kids need to do is get their shit wired tight and grow the fuck up. No one wants a couple of alcholic pot-smoking pre-teens. I see nothing wrong with being an alcholic when youre over 21, its your fucking life 10 yeras down the line when theyre living with 12 other people in sub-par aparments maybe drinking their lives away wont be so cool.

And Freshman girls are immature and slutty. Most of them would totally abandon their friends in hopes of gaining more popular friends. One thing you learn when you grow up is to stick with your real friends, and not the ones that get drunk and are super cool. But they havent learned that and after they loose some good friends theyll fix that (maybe).

And that ladies and gents, its the self-degration of the american youth in a nutshell.

and No sex? Thats nuts I dont know many guys that can go more than a week without beating the schtick.

Straight edge?! Did you listen to Minor Threat or anything like that? Do you know where that came from? Otherwise you're not straight edge you're just a person that doesn't drink or smoke. By the way sXe is a joke. Also, Maggie was really good in the sack when I fucked her last night while we were totally blasted. I jizzed on her stomach and I had her roll over my puke. It was the best drunk party ever.