Scavenger Hunt
 

My friends and I were invited to a scavenger hunt next week by a bartender we know. It's going to be filmed, and put on public access TV. Our part is to make up a list of 50 items. I figure there's alot of useless people here with dumber ideas than I, so if you have any ideas that dosen't involve anal sex, gay sex, goatse, old forum members, or how many posts you have, go ahead, I'm all ears. Otherwise, don't bother even posting. (Lets see you try that for once)

I guess they got the idea from the final Viva La Bam episode. I can't use ideas from the show either, at least the real original ones. I'm debating putting "Have women model laungrie in store" on the list. rock: So far, we have things like

-Baseball helmet full of yogert (football helmet full of cottage cheese was from airheads, so had to change it)
-Drink 1 bottle of maple syrup
-Eat 6 raw eggs (Viva la bam, but not original)
-Naked cartwheels across Hylan Blvd. (busiest street on Staten Island)
-Get paddled

Those are just some. Post away.

be filmed rubbing naked butt against police car
2 people go into a store (preferably food store, not clothing store), remove clothes and put on other persons clothes (keep your panties on i guess)
sing your anthem in a muslim church? or just do it somewhere without clothes

uhh.. can't think of any more sleeping:

Get filmed sending goatse.cx to your girlfriend.... FUCK I CAN'T DO THAT ONE, NVM

Stick your finger up your bum in the middle of the street.
Play football in an intersection.
Get a women to eat a can of sardines.
Get your mom to hit a telephone pole with her car. (It doesn't have to be very hard)
Eat a sardine and Mac+Cheese smoothie. oOo:
Get a girl to flash cars in the middle of a highway. <--That one is gunna be tough.
Get laid in a supermarket beer:


Umm that's all the stupid things i can think of now. I'll think of some more stupid things for a scavenger hunt. happy:

That's strange, my friends and I are planning on doing something like that this summer but we're just going to film it ourselves & post it round the net. You can probably get a lot of idea's from 'Trigger Happy T.V.' [img]http://www.triggerhappytv.com/images/photoalbum/beauty.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.triggerhappytv.com/images/photoalbum/moors.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.triggerhappytv.com/images/photoalbum/rabbits.jpg[/img]

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/t ... erhappytv/

wow...sounds like the scavanger hunt on viva la bam...

highlights
bowl a strike with your shoes filled with cheese.
have an old lady flick you off.
eat a booger.

Get a piggy back ride from a cop.
Throw up on someone
Eat the lint between your toes
Have an old woman kick you in the balls
Pick a fight with a bouncer
Join the army
Flip off a cop
Cut down someones tree
Get in someones car while their stopped at a light
Eat ice cream in front of a Weight Watchers
Take a dump on someones lawn.

Go girlfriend Im your mother! Youre losing to the rook, thorny!
-SuperTroopers

Ive got no ideas.Besides:

Walk into a bar with a trenchcoat on, flash everyone run like hell!

[quote="Bean 2":06e4d]
Eat ice cream in front of a Weight Watchers
[/quote:06e4d]

That's a good one biggrin:

A big juicy hamburger. With two pattys of meat, lots of cheese, lots of bcon. Would be better than ice cream

I took it from the Simpsons.

Trigger Happy TV > All tv shows, oh man the first seasons was so god damn funny.

That show got so boring after awhile. They do the same shit over and over again.

yah lol, when the guy uses the big cell phone, rofl. oOo:

ahahaha yea, so many good skits from that show.

drink half a gallon of choclate milk. Chug style.

walk into a gay bar wearing a gay pride rainbow t-shirt

Walk into the middle of the street and take a shit.

wack off in the middle of the streat
poop on someone's car while they are stopped at a street light
oOo:

drop your pants and start masturbating in a children's clothing store,

recreate tubgirl

WOW...THAT WAS TEH OWNAGE...like 2 seconds.

Imitate The Tubgirl.

[img]http://www.unknownorigin.com/pics/data/509/1congrats.gif?6311[/img]

order a soda at a drive thru, once you get the soda, throw it right back at the server. get it on video. also say "Fire in the hole" funneh

Congratulations on being disliked and hated by everyone.


Fuck-Bottle.

[quote="Sgt. Paine":c70d5]order a soda at a drive thru, once you get the soda, throw it right back at the server. get it on video. also say "Fire in the hole" funneh[/quote:c70d5]

Maybe if I wasn't robbing CKY, yes it would be humorous.


So far, here's the ideas I like that you gave:

Eat a sardine and Mac+Cheese smoothie.
Get a girl to flash cars in the middle of a highway. <--That one is gunna be tough.
Hitchhike
Join the army
Cut down a tree in someones yard
Entice someone at a diet center to eat fatty food


You guys can do better than this. Also, it will start around 7 - 8PM, and go on for about 5 - 6 hours, so consider that fact.

Catch a bird, with your own hands

[quote="Animal Mother":5626a]Catch a bird, with your own hands[/quote:5626a]

Pigeon, that works!

1. at a stop-light, go car jumping like frogger (6 cars will due)
2. catch a duck at the local pond and take it somewhere (can't think of anything good at the moment) and say "AFLAC"
3. wear woman's high-heels all throughout the contest
4. smash your cell phone
5. share an ice-cream cone with a stranger's dog
6. get an elderly person to take a picture with you (you and older person must be giving the "shocker" hand symbol)
7. Try to order some fast-food through a drive-in window on a bike
8. Eat a whole bottle of mustard

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":1859a][quote="Animal Mother":1859a]Catch a bird, with your own hands[/quote:1859a]

Pigeon, that works![/quote:1859a]

Maybe throw it at something...

[quote="Garry Coleman":f792c]5. share an ice-cream cone with a stranger's dog
[/quote:f792c]
LOL! biggrin: ...how about doing the Jackass one where you
walk around in track/sweat pants with a "boner" sticking out..?

#1 - Go up to someones house in a suit, knock on the door, and offer to talk to them about Satan.

#2 - Go to McDonalds and DEMAND Nuggets in your Chocolate Sundae.

#3 - Sing Bob Seger's "We've got Tonight" to a policeman.

#4 - Go to the roughest bar you can find wearing a tuxedo, and ask the Bartender for a cup of Earl Grey Tea.

#5 - While at said Bar, complain loudly that the Jukebox won't play 'Rule Britannia', stating that the situation is a "Ghastly Nightmare"

#6 - Bet a stranger $5 to crap his/her self. If they refuse, repeat the dare, but offer less money.

#7 - Go to a library, sit next to someone reading, and go "BEEP" every time they turn a page.

[quote="Garry Coleman":7252d]1. at a stop-light, go car jumping like frogger (6 cars will due)
2. catch a duck at the local pond and take it somewhere (can't think of anything good at the moment) and say "AFLAC"
3. wear woman's high-heels all throughout the contest
4. smash your cell phone
5. share an ice-cream cone with a stranger's dog
6. get an elderly person to take a picture with you (you and older person must be giving the "shocker" hand symbol)
7. Try to order some fast-food through a drive-in window on a bike
8. Eat a whole bottle of mustard[/quote:7252d]

NOW we're talking! Garry, want to come on a scavenger hunt? hehe

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":00910][quote="Sgt. Paine":00910]order a soda at a drive thru, once you get the soda, throw it right back at the server. get it on video. also say "Fire in the hole" funneh[/quote:00910]

Maybe if I wasn't robbing CKY, yes it would be humorous.


So far, here's the ideas I like that you gave:

Eat a sardine and Mac+Cheese smoothie.
Get a girl to flash [url="http://search.targetwords.com/u.search?x=5977|1||||cars|AA1VDw"]car[/url]s in the middle of a highway. <--That one is gunna be tough.
Hitchhike
Join the army
Cut down a tree in someones yard
Entice someone at a diet center to eat fatty food


You guys can do better than this. Also, it will start around 7 - 8PM, and go on for about 5 - 6 hours, so consider that fact.[/quote:00910]
Cool three of those were mine.
I got some more.
1. Go into fast food restaurant and order things they dont have and see what the guy does.
2. Go into a gun shop and ask for a gun that can kill a man about 6'0'' tall and 185 pounds in one shot.
3. Go into supermarket and if they have one of those displays were all the boxes are piled on top of each other, knock it down.
4. Go into chinese restaurant and order tacos.
5. Go to the police and claim that an alien abducted you and anally probed you.
6. Shave your pubic hair and have you or someone paste it on as a beard.

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":ac9b1][quote="Garry Coleman":ac9b1]1. at a stop-light, go car jumping like frogger (6 cars will due)
2. catch a duck at the local pond and take it somewhere (can't think of anything good at the moment) and say "AFLAC"
3. wear woman's high-heels all throughout the contest
4. smash your cell phone
5. share an ice-cream cone with a stranger's dog
6. get an elderly person to take a picture with you (you and older person must be giving the "shocker" hand symbol)
7. Try to order some fast-food through a drive-in window on a bike
8. Eat a whole bottle of mustard[/quote:ac9b1]

NOW we're talking! Garry, want to come on a scavenger hunt? hehe[/quote:ac9b1]Yeah, i've got the stupid mind to conjure up these things.


Something i have noticed is people posting stuff, but it isnt appropriate for a scavenger hunt. Alot of the stuff would be funny, but not "daring" or practical for the purpose. Just as an example, like ordering something that's not on the menu. Hell, I could get a 3 year old to do that. Plus, it would only take 1 second to complete. Gotta post some stuff that will take some time in finding the ingredients and so forth.

Some funny ideas i've seen though. Good job fellas.

[quote="Garry Coleman":a0ac7][quote="Bazooka_Joe":a0ac7][quote="Garry Coleman":a0ac7]1. at a stop-light, go car jumping like frogger (6 cars will due)
2. catch a duck at the local pond and take it somewhere (can't think of anything good at the moment) and say "AFLAC"
3. wear woman's high-heels all throughout the contest
4. smash your cell phone
5. share an ice-cream cone with a stranger's dog
6. get an elderly person to take a picture with you (you and older person must be giving the "shocker" hand symbol)
7. Try to order some fast-food through a drive-in window on a bike
8. Eat a whole bottle of mustard[/quote:a0ac7]

NOW we're talking! Garry, want to come on a scavenger hunt? hehe[/quote:a0ac7]Yeah, i've got the stupid mind to conjure up these things.


Something i have noticed is people posting stuff, but it isnt appropriate for a scavenger hunt. Alot of the stuff would be funny, but not "daring" or practical for the purpose. Just as an example, like ordering something that's not on the menu. Hell, I could get a 3 year old to do that. Plus, it would only take 1 second to complete. Gotta post some stuff that will take some time in finding the ingredients and so forth.

Some funny ideas i've seen though. Good job fellas.[/quote:a0ac7]

I agree with you totally. Beans Pube-beard would be the only one 1/2 worthy of a list item. Keep em coming! Ill post the list sometime later today!

Suck each others cocks in a like totally public place.

[quote="Eight Ace":e83b1]Suck each others cocks in a like totally public place.[/quote:e83b1]

That would be to easy for Joe and his friends.

Here's the list so far:

A baseball helmet full of yogart (+20)
A beer floormat (+30)
Try on lipstick (+10)
Chug a bottle of maple syrup (+20)
Do 2 naked cartwheels across Hylan Blvd (+40)
Hold sardines in your mouth for 15 minutes (+30)
Eat 6 raw eggs (+20)
Hot chick in lingerie (+30OR Get a chick in a lingerie store to model for you (+50)
Get a girls bra (+10)
Change pants with a stranger (+20)
Get a girl to pour baked beans down your pants (+20)
Get kicked out of a store (+20)
Kick your partner's ass (+10)
Do 25 pushups (+10)
Dress like a Hooters Girl and get a $5 tip from a stranger (+30)
Do a shopping cart (+15)
Find a golf ball in a water hazzard at a golf coarse (+30)
A NYC Subway Token (+20)
Drink an anchovie/Chocolate Ice Cream/Gefilterfish smoothie (+20)
Hitchhike a ride from a stranger (+50)
Join the Army (+50)
Wear woman's high heels for an hour. (+30)
Catch a piegon (+30OR Bare-handed (+45)
Smash your cell phone (+30)
Share an ice cream cone with a strangers dog (+20)
Get an old person to do the shocker on camera with you (+25)
Hang a spoon from your nose for 45 seconds (+15)
Balance a baseball bat on your chin for 10 seconds (+10)
Catch a loogie from a high place (+20OR Catch it in your mouth (+45)
Get Paddled (+10)
Vomit (+10)
Don a whip-cream bikini in Path Mark on Amboy Road (+40)
Get kicked in the nuts (+20)
Lick a public toilet seat (+35)
Get tar & feathered (+35)
One pound of snow (+20)
Play "I'm Not Leaving" game at a bar (+20)
Get shot in the foot with a BB Gun (+10)
Ramp a tricycle from Toys R Us (+20)
Slam Dunk a watermelon (+10)
Eat from a strangers plate (+35)
Toothpaste Mohawk (+10)
Crisco lubricated kiddy slide (Smear crisco on you (+25)
Victory dance in the middle of a fast-food resturant (+20)
Human Ring Toss (+15)
"Incredible Hulk" a stranger (+40)
Cannonball into a bathtub (+15)
In-the-park Home Run with your car (+30)
Horseshoe Crab Helmet (+40)
Nipple Slingshot (+25)
Get a stranger to grab your ass (+20)
Bull-ride a supermarket kiddy ride (+10OR get bucked off (+20)
One minute supermarket sweep (+40)
Braveheart speech in random bar (+25OR In kilt (+40)
Scare the crap out of a stranger (+20)

You should get more than 50 for joining the fucking army